Does your penis hang to the left or right when you're angry?

For those whose penis doesn't hang. Does the tip peak out to the left or the right when angry?
Left
Vote A
Right
Vote B
I can't find my penis😭😭😭
Vote C
I'm a girl and my penis is not a penis.. I think🤔
Vote D
I like to eat cherry flavored lipstick
Vote E
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Cause when a man get angry his penis hangs to a side? Damn I never get angry, can't answer. When you're angry do your boobs hangs to left or right?

  • I don't know. You have never made me angry while my penis is hanging out.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Someone needs to do serious scientific research on this.

    • Haven't you done that? You seem quite knowledgeable about guy's penises. (We really should stop sending you all those pictures)

  • My penis points North and blows steam when I'm angry.

    • Like a choo choo train

    • Yeah, unfortunately it doesn't whistle. 😔

    • Aww man😭😭😭

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Emotional-state doesn't matter in terms of direction, only gravity & genetic-manifestation.

  • It points towards the source of my anger.

  • I prefer eating cherry pomegranate chapstick, plain cherry isn't good enough for me

  • It points directly at the object of my anger

  • Do you know, I've never taken any notice!
    Note To Self... Must pay more attention. lol

  • Each penis goes a different way. I have a few 🤔

    • This really doesn't surprise me😭😭

  • I've never seen it when I'm angry...

  • Dicks move when a guy is angry? I have never heard this!

    • Neither did I!

    • They don't, but they sure move up when he is "happy"!

    • @Red_Arrow lol Indeed!

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  • Never knew it chooses direction during anger...

    • I didn't either! I guess you should get it mad!

  • The head of the penis just peeks out , sometimes it goes in my sacks

  • I don't know it usually starts singing when I get angry.

  • Just to clarify if it's already hanging left and I get angry it's not hanging left because I'm angry. 😂🔫 wtf are these questions?

  • What's a penis?

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Just left in general.

  • It's been very happy this last two years. It's been not hanging but suspended horizontally. In between hard and soft.

  • You sound like someone who does have a penis

  • Never noticed 😂😂

  • seriously?
    lols.
    I'm a guy, but I never think by about anything like this.

  • well.. when I m angry I don't get to check on my penis so I don't know 🙄🙄

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