Fast car equals small dick. Do you agree?

Science has PROVEN that guys with little dicks prefer fast cars.

Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link.
https://psyarxiv.com/uy7ph/

In a nutshell the researchers were able prove men who believed they had tiny todgers had an increased desire for fast cars.

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  • Your paper didn't PROVE anything.

    The test itself; while clever, it was not really as airtight in design as it initially seems.

    Like when you look at the z-score table (which in simple terms: plots the answers of the people with small and large penises against the rating they gave the sports car) there really isn't a lot of data gathered from older men.

    The study itself points out that the difference in preference towards sports cars didn't start until after the age of 30. But the number of responses drops like a rock after that age.

    By the way, the way they separated the small penis people from the large was extremely questionable. Like every small penis person could potentially have 8 inch long monster cocks kind of questionable.

    They basically just said "alright we told this group of people the average penis size is bigger than it really is so you guys are gonna act like people with small penises and the other group we did the opposite" which obviously is a pretty bad foundation for this study.

    Again, they didn't measure people's dicks, they didn't ask, they didn't look for biological or psychological markers. What they did doesn't even fall under the category of an educated guess. (if you ask me)

    The method for filtering the results was unclear. And when you look at the z-score table, the point cloud doesn't really seem to fit with their conclusions.

    I'm not a mathematician but look at that table and then look at the median lines they drew. There's something funny going on with how they filtered the results because you can clearly see that there's barely any difference at all. And there's a lot of guys "with big penises" and yes I meant those quotes as a way of communicating sarcasm, who rated the car very low.

    Another big factor that I feel is being ignored is they never really talked about the actual participants. They said the test was done through an online program, does that mean these people were sourced from the internet similar to a GAG poll? If so, wouldn't you expect most of the guys older than 30 who just found out that the average penis size is 7 inches to rate the sports car a little higher?

    There were more older men in the "small penis" group, which considering how the groups were made in the first place is kinda weird right? And just from looking at the point cloud, it genuinely seems pretty similar and like it could have been more similar if more "long penis group" members were allowed in consideration.

    What disqualified their answers was never disclosed. Or even an explanation for why there are less answers from the older men on that half of the group.

    In short, this is one of the most poorly executed papers I've ever read. Don't get me wrong, it was very clever and is worth a read. But it was not very well thought out and were going to need hundreds more like it to be able to compile true meaning.

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  • If this is scientifically evident, then why do women enjoy fast cars? Penis envy? Why do men with large penises enjoy fast cars? Why do sexually immature children enjoy fast cars? Ell oh ell! The thing about pseudoscience is that once you set out to prove a point, you almost always do. It’s called confirmation bias and it gives dummies everywhere the belief that science is on their side. That’s the reason that you see words like “research”, “science”, “data” and “statistics” all of the time on social media. Though too few people even know where to find research, let alone how to read it and qualify it.


    https://youtu.be/kVk9a5Jcd1k




    Psychology is a soft science at best, and those tools didn’t even attempt to sort out the whys and wherefores of their results. Possibly because they knew they’d end up countering their own conclusions in the process. They published because they knew the reports would be popular and most idiots don’t have the critical thinking skills to challenge what they’re being told, even if they wanted to.
    “Publish or perish” combined with an increase of people’s need to “own” contrary minds on social media has resulted in the proliferation of this kind of crap. “They don’t make things like they used to.”, including apparently “science”. Ell oh ell!
    Have you also read the recent reports that suggest climate change is apparently responsible for heart disease? Or how posting mugshots of known criminals causes racial bias?

    • Have you heard of the supposed link between exercising bodily autonomy and choice regarding the coronavirus vaccines and being a bad driver? Apparently there's some kind of (dubious) correlation. Science really isn't what it used to be.

    • Actually, I think I'll post that as a question. May as well.

    • Well, i have to admit that i wasn’t perfectly clear on this matter. “Correlation” is meaningless. If you can’t prove cause or effect, “correlation” is just the key word used by propagandists to make their narratives sound official or scientific. Yes, i recognized how “my body, my rights” is used exclusively by and for women facing unwanted pregnancies. Body autonomy isn’t for anyone else, especially men. That fact goes deeper than most people understand though. I don’t know what you’re referring to when you add “bad drivers” though. Are lousy drivers trying to defend their choices with “my body, my rights”? Ell oh ell!

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  • I dated a sexy White Gentile Man (an Irish dude) over a year ago who drove a Lamborghini Aventador, and he had a HUGE 10-inch dick, nice and thick too.😛❤❤❤ So, at least in my case, I would say this is not always true.

    I'm sure there are guys out there who drive a Prius or some really tiny car who have small dicks as well. I once dated a Jewish guy who had a small shvantz, but he was rich (well, his parents are) and he drove a subcompact car, the type to where 1 person can even barely fit inside, much less two people.

    P. S. On the flipside, a fellow classmate of mine, a hot black girl, got herself a Camaro, but word had got out that she had a shallow vagina. So, maybe it goes both ways. 🤣

    • LOL no way you are a girl or a jew. Shvantz 😂 fucking brilliant

    • @Shamalien 🤣 Yes way I am very much a Jew. You're one of those Jew schmucks who likes to hide around the internet starting trouble. Grow up, putz, and leave us proud and out Jews alone.

    • HAHAHAHA your yiddish expressions are gold. Stop kvetching and marry me already

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  • I think its more a case of men with money prefer fast cars because they can afford them.

    Sounds like this research is more politically motivated to shame men who drive gas guzzling cars for not being as eco friendly as they could be. Next thing you know they will wheel out Greta Thurnberg to say so and accuse political opponents of having small dick energy.

    Does Dannica Keller, feminist racing icon lauded for being one of the few women in nascaar have small dick energy for her love of fast cars?

    • Danica Patrick. I think you confused the name with actress/math wizard Danica McKellar.

    • @LiamJHayden Danica Sue Patrick is an American former professional racing driver. She is the most successful woman in the history of American open-wheel car racing—her victory in the 2008 Indy Japan 300 is the only win by a woman in an IndyCar Series race.
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  • I've always heard that dudes compensate for having small dicks but it's never something I understood. I've seen dudes be insecure about their penis size, me briefly included, but I don't get the make up work. Nobody knows how big your dick is until they see it. No amount of outward behavior or coveted goods are going to affect your Johnson. Now that I think about it, I'm guessing it's an attempt to seem more masculine and/or resourceful to draw attention away from their short comings, pun unintended. But the attempt in and of itself just draws more attention to the it in the first place.

  • I say know because big dick mother fuckers like fast cars. I am 1.5 inches bigger than average... so 7 inches and I like fast cars. Sure 7 inches does not make me a big dick mother fucker, but 7 inches sure as hell isn't a Big Dick mother fucker watanabe, just because I have a fast car.

  • Friends & I call is SDS or Small Dick Syndrome. If you pay attention most guys in fast cars - unless they're older businessmen driving a luxury fast car - and pickup trucks have an attitude problem. They're usually ignorant, arrogant & generally undesirable.

    So they buy a big truck or a fast car to compensate for the fact they don't have much in the "man" department - hence SDS.

  • Nah, I think that loud car is probably more of a small dick indicator. It speaks more to their need to be noticed and intimidate others. A fast car can still be unassuming and subtle and not used to intimidate others.

  • In some cases, maybe so, and that's an ego thing. Lol, but for girls, not so much, I drive a fast sports car and I definitely don't have a dick.

  • And what's the correlation between eco-friendly small cars and dick size? I wager that guys who drive them have equally diminutive and powerless puds.

  • no, cars has nothing to do with size, too many people read into things, like that,

  • So I was wrong about hands / feet all along. It's the car!

  • Poppy!!! No!!! Say it isn't true. Damn. I bought the fast car because... well... you know. Now my dreams are crushed. If I buy a large van, do you think that will help?

  • The link was drawn between low self of steam with that factor being cock size as was shown whe participants believed they was shorter then the average they felt the need to have a luxury car but that didn't mean they actually had a smaller cock its known people that have poor self-esteem they fill it in with buying expensive things.
    Also it would be interesting if culture played a factor in this

  • Yes! 100% I agree. Even my female friend told me this is true because she dated guys like that in her past too. Plus if you notice, there are also a lot of short guys who like fast flashy cars too. I do think small dick size has something to do with it, like driving fast cars is supposed to make them feel better about themselves since they aren't performing that well in bed.

    But it's not just those guys, it's also the gym rats who want to bulk up really big too.

  • I would imagine this is a compensatory mechanism. 30 years ago genital tattoos were found on men with hypospadias and other penile malformations on one autopsy we found a man with severe hypospadias which left his penis open for its entire length. He had a pair of boxers tattooed on to include his foreskin. Currently genital tattoos are fairly normal. Things change. We might all be driving smaller cars as fuel cost increase.

  • It's a dubious study at best

  • I mean gotta wonder where they get this data?

    Are they now measuring guys, pp when they buy cars?

  • I think you are on to something there. I will see what I can find out about the next guy that wants to race Tesla S. They are usually trying to impress their girlfriend.

    • Damn, the "Purple" always her researcu Damn, the 'Purple" always does her research

  • What kind of car do large penis owners drive? A Honda penis, I mean Prius?

  • having owned many cars, i can tell you that is a abolute crock of crap.

    where is the study that proves horse girls are crazy? (because its a penis they can't have)

    or if she owns many purses/shoes/dresses she is a wh*re?

    sorry science your wrong.

  • I'm a Mercedes guy - everyone loves to take them for test drives. Also, the tinted rear windows do not allow onlookers to discern whether the passenger has duct tape on her mouth. I always tell my slaves that if they have negative feelings about being my property, just look at my Mercedes and how well I take care of it.

  • There is evidence that this is true.

    What , me worry?
    What , me worry?
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  • Okay but there's no proof that correlation cuts both ways. Yes, guys with small pee pees may be more attracted to fast cars. But that doesn't mean guys who like fast cars must have small pee pees. Guys with big pee pees probably prefer fast cars too. Fast cars are cool.

    And there's a difference between hobbyists who engage with car culture, and genuinely appreciate the engineering and performance of mid to high end cars. I follow a Youtuber who basically does nothing but drive round the Nordschleife in fast cars all day, and you can see his passion for it. That's big peepee energy if you ask me haha.. But guys who only buy expensive cars for the "prestige" of owning them are all very small peepees 🤣

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