Girls, what would your MALE Stripper name be?

Girls, what would your MALE Stripper name be?

Guys, I guess use your underwear color (unless you're wearing a bra) if you wanna do it.

Mine is Mondo Long Schlong!
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Any more Long Schlong family "members" out there before I close this question?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • This was not as funny as I thought it would be...

    My male stripper name is Patch Long Johnson. That can't be that exciting to people or am I missing something? lol!

    • Just a silly distraction 🙋

  • Jaxx Long Sausage. Damn I wish he'd come visit me! And bring friends. It's been awhile since I've been tore up by a group of big ones!

  • Now on the main stage, put your hands together for Taurus hefty snake!

    • Id pay to see that 😉

Most Helpful Guys

  • Taurus huge tool..
    Now you know I am a December born black eye guy In green underwear

  • Any ladies think they can handle me, Maverick Enormous Hose? 😏 hahah

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  • Wolff Long Schlong XD XD XD XD XD XD OMFG IM DYING

    • You must be my twin brother! ;)

      Wolff and Mondo Long Schlong!!!

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    • We are going to run this stripper joint! No one will be able to stand against the mighty Long Schlong brothers!! ( Ò∀Ó) ノ╰(ÒεÓ ) Wolff and Mondo =====================================D

  • Jaze Snake

    Don't know what my eye color is today lol

  • Huge Wolff Johnson.

  • Ranger huge sausage.

    • Mmm I love sausage! 🙋

    • Ain't no one gonna argue with sausage.

  • Taurus huge torpedo 😂😂