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Guys, is it annoying that y'all always wake up with a boner?

Do most of you ignore it or do something about it?
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So the real problem is pissing with a boner
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  • You get so used to it that you quit even thinking about it. It happens every morning so it becomes 2nd nature. But a hassle comes in where you have to pee and it's impossible to pee with a hard-on cuz your dick is pointing straight up. Even when you have to go real bad you still can't point it downward. The best you can do in lean way over toward the floor so your dick, which is pointing straight up, can be aimed into the toilet and that hurts. Sometimes I just wait for the boner to go away after a few minutes and then I can pee normally. See, it isn't all that easy for guys to just whip it out and pee after all.

    • That does sound like a pain

    • It is a pain, and the only other remedy I've found is to have sex. Your boner is ready to insert in the right position but you still can't cum because your dick wants to pee. The only thing you can do is ask her for a blowjob and don't pee in her mouth.

  • I pretty much ignore it. The only issue is if you have to get up right away for some reason, and it just sticks up, refusing to go away. That sometimes happens. That can be a problem in situations like, aunt Gina just came to the door and needs to see you immediately for help. Hi everybody, I'm here to help, my clothes don't sufficiently hide my boner, and my it's pointing to the sky, just in case somebody doesn't know which way the sky is.

    • Haha yeah I think its funny when I see my husband hurrying to leave with a boner that sticks out of his clothes

    • Apple: it can be a little comical, but a pain and embarrassing, depending on who is around. I went to school with a guy who was called up front to present something to he class. His girlfriend was in the same class, and he was thinking about her and had a big boner. He got in trouble, because he refused to get up and give his presentation. I don't think schools are ready to give boner breaks for guys.

    • After reading the comments from other guys, I didn't realize that many guys don't get boners most mornings. I don't every day, but very commonly do, more often than not. I'm no hornier than the average guy, so I guess it's just genetics.

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  • Haha lmao

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  • Be glad you do cause one day you won't. Then u wish u could get a boner so easy. Just wait till father time gets the best of you. That's when boner become 2 come by.

  • It does get annoying and you cannot ignore it as it makes the morning hard so it has to be taken care of

  • Take a picture. Can never have enough of those. 😂

    • Best dick pics probably happen in the morning

    • Well, you could ask for them and judge that.

  • no since i rarely do

  • I don’t always do, but when I do it’s especially annoying when I have to get up to use the restroom.

  • It doesn't happen all that often lol

    • Now that is a real problem lol

  • Yes!! Pissing with a boner is so frickin annoying!!! You have to think about math until it goes down. All girls need to do is sit :)

  • It's actually kinda pleasant of anything
    And as for the update, pissing with a boner is easy you just have to lean forward lol

  • i like it.. its good way to start the day... wake, wank, wash and grab a coffee

    • pissing with am erection isn't easy but i tend to not drink before i go to sleep so im free to play with my morning wood before needing to piss

  • Well it's not every morning just most mornings. It's actually a pleasurable sensation to have although it can be annoying if I really have to pee and I have to wait for it to go down.

  • i barely wake up with one tho XD

  • No, it's usually quite nice! More of you girls should take full advantage of it as much as possible!! Our morning wood is as stiff as it's ever gonna get!! It's usually so stiff that even if I DID do something with it myself, I wouldn't be able to control it. I mean, I'd have to stand on my head to get it to cum on the ground. I CAN'T bend it or am it when it's like that!!! If you put it in you, I could probably carry you around the room without using hands!!

  • It can be

  • yes then when wanna pee its annoying

  • I can be.

    • And it can be

  • Yes very! I just ignore it but it can get in the way sometimes

  • It's actually rare for me to do.

  • It’s the bodies way of not letting piss fall out during the night not arousing not annoying I hardly notice it to be honest

  • No, not annoying at all for me

  • It is,

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