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Guys what would you do, if a girl cut off your penis? lol I was watching grey's anatomy, and a wife cut off her husband penis twice
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5 57id get a robotic dick and become robo cop.
Then id buy a sport car to compensate.
I would kill her then kill myself cause no penis = no life lol
Cut off her clit. Tit for tat.
Probably shoot her in her head 🔫🔫
If a girl cut off my penis, I would most likely bleed... a lot! Then I would locate the dismembered member, put it in a bag with ice and go to the hospital to get it re-attached
First off i would get it reattached.
Second i would knock the crap out her.
Third how did she do it twice? 😅😅😅
He was in the hospital after they reattached it and his mistress cut it off not his wife, will the wife cut it off the first time and his mistress then cut it off after it was reattached
As my mother would say that dud's picker is broken😅😅😅 He needs to find some new girls
I'll make her eat it.. then kill myself.
LIKE A BOSS
@PiuBelloAmante Eat it or die a slow painful death!
MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
How can someone bring themselves to even do that?
@peachblossomluck I grew up very differently
Like Dre and Snoop: "Eat a faaaaat dick."
@peachblossomluck if only it was fat. Imagine a burrito well lets say I'm an eggroll...
That would just make it easier for you to hide it from her;)
@peachblossomluck LOL well played...
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I was going to say something really dirty but I keep getting warnings from GaG lol.
@peachblossomluck lameeee I like dirty!
I'm old school. I'm used to sites with no censorship and being able to just make the most crude jokes possible.
@peachblossomluck hahaha the glory days ey?
Right:) "The Good Old Days" lol.
@peachblossomluck I want it back!
Your penis or the no censorship lol. Sorry, thought I'd put it in perspective;)
@peachblossomluck both!
probably apply for a penis transplant, it was successful in south africa. a bigger and better version lol after that is i cry for a few months cuz i lost the ability to piss and orgasm
Go to hospital so that it can be reattach.
Find the strength to crush her pelvis with a sledge hammer. She'll never f*** again!
Any woman that does that should be locked up for years.
Shove a molten rod up her cunt.
Well first of all...
I would be very angry
and second of all...
I would be very angry.
I would say cut off her clitoris but tit for tat would not truly make me happy again.
Cut off her tits.
Will commit suicide.. No life without a dick.. !!
I would kill her and then bleed to death
omg... even imagination gives me goosebumps, i am even tensed during blow job what if she bites it by mistake... it is really difficult to even think of it.
I'd let her keep it
What I do I will remain without a penis to wonder here and there.
Without your GPS though?
Hahah cute
If she is going to do it, I will use any means necessary to stop it.
If she has already done it, I will be too incapacitated to do anything.