Guys what would you do, if a girl cut off your penis?

Guys what would you do, if a girl cut off your penis? lol I was watching grey's anatomy, and a wife cut off her husband penis twice
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  • don't know... i would probably put her in some mental institution.

  • I would cut out her vagina.

  • lol... why would she do that

  • Her husband had 2 penises? (Mind Blown)

  • I would become her slave

  • I'd let her have it

  • That's bloody. I would let her cut off my penis as many times as she wants.

  • That’d be fine with me, no problem. I’d hope we’d become best friends later and laugh it off. Penis is really not a big deal. Guys are too obsessed with them and they are more trouble than they’re worth after you’ve had the children you want. I’d probably ask later if she’d do the balls too since they would be pointless at that point

  • Hopefully I'd die. Sorry but living with your penis getting cut off is worse than murder.

  • NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED SO I SUGGEST YOU LOOK AWAY IF YOU DONT HAVE A STRONG HEART.
    Seduce her after changing my looks and ask to eat her out during sex and while she's on the edge of orgasm or is orgasming
    Pour hydrochloric acid into her vagina and sulphuric acid into her ass after i have surgically cut out her ovaries and when she screams in pain and opens her mouth or asks to be let go or why thats when i'll feed those ovaries into her mouth and close them tight and proceed to cut off her breasts all the while taunting her and laughing at her cause she is not a woman anymore and chances she ever had has gone down the drain after which i will post the video of on liveleak. com, best gore, youtube. com for the viewing pleasure of the masses and permantly tattoo the word on her cheek "female rapist" or "i tried to cut off a mans penis so i am not a woman anymore just a freak". HAHAHA DONT MESS WITH ME I AM PURE EVIL MUAHAHAHA.

  • Try and get it reattached within 6 hours so it would still work. I would think about getting revenge on her genitals if she was malicious and not sorry. I'm not sure if I would though.

  • Have her raped. Rape is terrible, and a fitting punishment for such a vile person.

  • Cut off her clit and stab her vag

  • Take a look around the web. When it happens in real life, people just fucking laugh at it. Violence against men is acceptable. Couldn't be more clear.

    So since I'd clearly be the only one who cared, I'd kill her. I'm not exaggerating. Not joking. I would kill her. I know no one would have my back, they'd assume I deserved it, and she'd walk with a slap on the wrist. No woman would be with me after that mutilation. No love life, no relationship. I'd basically only have myself to live for at that point. So why not have the satisfaction of ending her life?

    • Or since we're having a giddy time imagining violence, why not laugh about rape too? Maybe that's what I'd do first, molest her with a rod, then end her. Fucking hilarious, no?

    • Who is laughing exactly

    • Read her description @been_waiting

  • She cuts of my head I cut off hers

  • I would saw off her clit, then stick a funell into her vagina and fill it with cement, and wait for it to dry
    😂😂😂

    • Looks like you've given this some serious thought, MY GOSH

    • That's just disturbing. O_o

  • I'm not one to be violent, but I'd probably knock her the fuck out