Guys, would you take a job aboard an all lesbian tour boat, or would it be against your vice principals?

[Anonymous]

Keep in mind that the customer is always right, and they can pretty much do whatever they want.

What would you do?

[your_guy_23]

Hell f*cking yes, my dream job, number one I love the sea and would live on it if I could lol number 2, surrounded by beautiful ladies even though I won't be their kind, I like to hang out with women their vibe is better than men's in my opinion lol and number 3, I would get paid to do all of that lol absolute heaven 👌

[Asker]

Are you mechanically inclined? Have you ever changed the batteries in a vibrator?

[your_guy_23]

Haha I don't understand what you mean, would I need to know how to do that for the job?

[Asker]

Yes, but the ladies can help you learn that while on the job.

[your_guy_23]

Haha OK good to know lol

[Red_Arrow]

hanging the batteries is easy. But cleaning those things is not my job!

[Dargil]

What principles are those? They all like exactly the same thing I do.
If they tip well, I'm there.

[Asker]

I didn't say, "principles" I said "vice principals" Would you worry about what your old vice principal thought about your new line of work?

[HeatherT]

Well, I love boats and love the water, so I'd have to see how much the job pays. :)

[Asker]

$15.75 to start, free food, and no dress code or uniforms to buy. You in?

[HeatherT]

If I'm going out to sea, I'll need to bring my African Grey parrot with me.

[Asker]

Bring the little fucker, but he's not eating on my dime! That's up to you.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Sure thing i would do it, as long as i am trainend do to it

[Asker]

Yes, of course. Safety is our main concern.

[Astarlessnightsky]

What else 🤷‍♂️ wouldn't be a fun crouse if i sink the ship after 20 min

[JustCary21]

That actually looks like fun

[foxrider77]

I’d just volunteer as the camera man.

[Asker]

I'll give you receipts so you can write if off of your taxes.

[0112358]

If it paid well. Which it wouldn’t. I don’t care about what lesbians want to do with each other.

[Prof_Don]

I’d totally take the job!

[pigoat]

Anytime i make extra cash i take it

Not so hard anyway

[MackToday]

They wouldn't look like that, they'd be belligerent and mostly Marxist scum.

[Red_Arrow]

Nope. Most likely communist and beholden to Putin.

[MackToday]

@Red_Arrow Again, they wouldn't look like models. Mealania is like the girls in the pic above, some warped teenage boy's version of a lesbian. Nothing like the real thing.

[Texaskid1]

Ha ha ha... Let me show you some real life lesbians ( not the ones in your posted pics):

Real lesbians

[Riddler1412]

What does it pay?

[Asker]

$15.50 per hour, and all the food and booze you can handle.

[Riddler1412]

All aboard. 🛳️🛳️🛳️

[NorthwestRider]

That's super hot

[larry69]

I would but would lesbians be offended by male crew members?

[Twalli]

I would do it. Usually in lesbian couples one of them is hot

[KrakenAttackin]

I would have no problem working on this boat.

[Jwags]

Duh, yeah

[pilot44]

Sure. I would have to keep it on the DL. Family probably wouldn't agree.

[Asker]

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

[james2018dean]

I would. Could be fun!

[CubaPirate]

Sure sounds like a lot of fun

[Asker]

Would you risk carpal tunnel syndrome from applying sunscreen to the passengers?

[CubaPirate]

Sure who wouldn't

[Billneidrich77]

I would, and just watch.

[Asker]

You'd at least have to apply sun lotion on the guests. You just can't watch.

[Billneidrich77]

True

[Jonbrk122819]

only if I could eat some ass

[Asker]

Well, it's not likely to happen, but it never hurts to ask.

[caboodles]

I'll meet you at the dock.