Has anyone ever masturbated or had sex at work?

Question

I'm taking the Fifth on this one :-)

Kyren · Accepted Answer

My girlfriend is an elementary school teacher and it was after hours at the school she worked at when almost everyone left for the night. I came by to pick her up for the evening since her car needed repairs at an auto shop earlier that afternoon. When I arrived, she couldn't wait and decided to give me a "private" lesson I'll be remembering for years to come :)

You only live once, why not have the thrill of breaking a few rules when no one is around? My girlfriend was definitely smiling on the way out xD

PoliceLivesMatter · Accepted Answer

I also plead the 5th

wingattebaby16 · Accepted Answer

I have done both in my office with the door locked.

me and my boyfriend the owner did it sometimes 2 or 3 times a day with the prep staff outside our locked door.

I have masturbated in my office and in the bathroom.

Queenofcups, PM... i won't accept the 5th... i want the truth...

CurvyPryde · Accepted Answer

Haha twice. Once because there was an appartment downstairs I used to shower in between jobs. Once in a private office because... why not.

bubbles328 · Accepted Answer

Never masturbated but I worked in a couple of places where i'd had sex pretty much everywhere.

kittycat119 · Accepted Answer

Yes I have

shazz78 · Answer

Pretty much always worked for myself and mostly from home... but will try sex or masturbation almost anywhere... and have in many public places.

InfoBot · Answer

No and no. I cannot see how that would work. I mean, the only place to masturbate would be the toilets and a place where random people shit is not erotic for me.

Psychotic-Panda · Answer

At work, no. But I wish 😍 But at school, yes

miia389 · Answer

I did yesterday :p and I have before

vishna · Answer

Never. Sex is the last thing on my mind at work.

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Yes, to both, actually. I've masturbated, and had sex with co-workers, while I was on the clock.

Red_Arrow · Answer

If you drank the whole fifth, I can see how you ended up having sex at work.

MrMysteryMan · Answer

LOL um... nooooo, not me? *starts to bite my thumb.

sbnalenon · Answer

Masturbated yes, sex no 😜

Red_Dragon · Answer

Which means you have lol. Nah I haven't, but I have had sex at someone else's job.

BlueDream · Answer

No, I go to work to do my job. If I'm masturbating at work maybe I'm in the wrong field.

Dreamweaver671 · Answer

In every occupation and location. I got a few hand jobs while at work which a few were during meetings. I've also had sex at work but not as much.

Mmmmmmb78 · Answer

Masturbated while on the toilet a few times only. I usually wait until I get home.

Hawaiikid · Answer

Yes 😂 at the retail shop i once worked at in the dressing room! I worked by myself on th flloor and my friend used to come and id lock the doors and putup the “be back soon” sign! Lol but only oral wise. Not all the way

ten_tonne · Answer

Nope. Most exciting thing iv ever dont is sex in a car or tent. Masturbated in the back garden once when it was too dark to see but nothing more risky than that. Never at work. Works for workin not playin

ravedave · Answer

Yeah I've masturbated at work lol

LeeKenz · Answer

Nope

BigDaddy75 · Answer

I was the assistant supervisor and had keys after hours I took one of my ex's there and while i acted like i was getting shit ready for the next day i had her wait in the break room and well lets just say that couch got broken in