Have you ever had a bad blowjob?

[rachel776]

[Anonymous]

My first girlfriend is a lesbian apperently she always was even though she and i were at each other all through our teens from 14. She said she was so sexually active with me because she didn't want to admit to herself or her strict Christian parents she was a lesbian. She actually kept that lie going until she was 30

We remained friends and whenever I was dumped and she was single she would let me f*ck her or would drag me to a family thing as her plus one in exchange for letting me have my way with her. She was funny that way, bribed me one time into helping her move furniture in exchange for jerking off to her tits lol. Anyway I had just been dumped by this girl I was engaged too and mad about and she let me crash at her and her girlfriend's pad. To cheer me up they both let me jerk off to them having sex. Anyway one of the times as her girlfriend had never been with a man my ex said she could bang me. So she's giving me this blowjob and she hasn't a clue, it's all teeth and she bit me, it was just bad. I f*cked her too, wasn't into it at all but I definitely enjoyed it. Great friend my ex, introduced me to my wife

[Mrgoodstuff62]

This is an amazing story. Do you have any more around this?

[AimeeKyle]

I’m not sure there is such a thing…. a bad blowjob. There are DEFINITELY ones that are significantly better or significantly worse than the normal….. still not “bad” though.

The “worst” that I can remember was from the one and only virgin I was with. (She hadn’t done anything at all - never seen a hard Ck). While she was doing it (she wanted to and asked for some direction/feedback) she would get me close /be in a good spot and then randomly miss the mark for quite some time…and then apply some teeth at the wrong place/time. All in all, it still wasn’t “bad” though…..😁

[chrissykerdock]

i think the only bad blowjobs are the one's where you can't get the guy to cum even if you take 30 minutes for him to cum you can't put all the fault on a bad blowjob because you did get him to cum and that has to be rated as at least decent... if you do get him to cum... so the only bad blowjobs are the one's you can't him to cum or even worse cause him to lose his erection.

[Paige90]

How does a girl have a blowjob if she doesn't have a dick?

[lpoots]

exactly

[rachel776]

my first one the guy came all over my dress in school instead of in my mouth. that was a bad blowjob. probably not for him

[Jennz6]

@paige90 has anyone ever complained to you about the blowjob You gave him?

[Paige90]

@Jennz6 Never

[Jennz6]

@paige90 that’s the best reply you can give to this question honey 💯💃

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Many men changed gender without removing their penes. A girl can also do a bad job sucking.

[Paige90]

@HippieVeganJewslim The question said "had" not "give." Also, men can pretend they are a woman but they are still a man.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Yes, men can, and can also change gender, as transgender is a social thing, not biological thing.

[SusanColleen]

I give great head! And I swallow, But I do insist on my guy kissing me right afterward. I love seeing a man’s face as he smells and tastes his own body and juices as we kiss. If he won’t kiss me, he’s had his last blowjob. If he craves the taste of his come, I own him!

[chrissykerdock]

i think she meant from a guy's point of view

[Saramodel]

@SusanColleen I love cum swapping with guys too. I had kissed guys while having cum of other guys in my mouth. But it's not so common to happen.

[SusanColleen]

@Saramodel I did that too, I told my man my ——— was all his but I would suck off a sexy guy if I felt like it. He enjoys seeing me on my knees for a hot young man, and yes we kiss and share that special mouthful of juices

[Saramodel]

@SusanColleen let's go private

[DamianTheSmikkelbeer]

@SusanColleen Of-course you’re married, damn wives truly are as terrifying confident as my dad warned me.

[SusanColleen]

@DamianTheSmikkelbeer I’m confident and in charge in relationships and in the bedroom. I’ve paddled men to tears, and I’ve given men the best blowjob they ever had.

[SusanColleen]

@Saramodel I’d love privacy with you!

[DamianTheSmikkelbeer]

Oh wow, at least you give decent blowjobs in exchange i can respect that grind. I ought to start preparing for my early 30’s, paddles and all don’t come cheap whaha

[Jennz6]

@DamianTheSmikkelbeer @rachel776 The question is for the guys, right?

[DamianTheSmikkelbeer]

@Jennz6 Well, i don’t remember females having penises but it’s 2023 so i can’t tell you with certainty anymore. 👍

[katiesmuff]

I think we have all had them.

[RobT312]

Yes 2 times… biting too much, and not into it and she was gagging

[MrCommodore]

Never had a good one, thus why I never seek them anymore.

[Girlygirl97l7]

I assume I was bad at first but no one ever told me

[BrookeS]

I doubt that

[spartan55]

Of course. Unfortunately they are more common than great ones.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about an OXYMORON & (Bad) & (Blowjob) are on the list.
On another note I try not to piss her off because I wouldn’t want her to bite.

[abc3643]

EVERY BJ was a bad BJ.
Many women do not know how to do it well-enough to cause an orgasm.

[Paul_in_Indy]

i’ve certainly had the kind of blow job that goes on forever without getting me close to climax. I wouldn’t call that a bad blow job, but it isn’t really a good one. I can think of a couple such incidents with a girl who wasn’t going to let me get any further than that with her; which made it a frustrating blow job.

But just as a matter of policy I’m going to say there’s no such thing as bad blow job.

[mrmonogamous]

Yes, I have. A girl I met while on vacation after high school was giving me a blow job in my hotel room. She kept stopping when she thought I was about to cum. Finally, when I did cum, she spit it all back onto my belly. That killed the moment. ALL blow jobs should end with a hungry and passionate swallow, or at the very least, an open mouth kiss to share my cum with me.

[Saramodel]

I'd love to share your cum with you 😛

[SusanColleen]

@Saramodel yes! Nothing is hotter than a hot cum kiss or a creampie cleanup!

[Sevenpointfive]

yes. this one girl was going so slow it was like she was making love to it. i couldn't tell her to stop so i just went to sleep and let her suck a limp dick

[Finchie40]

Yes lol , Girl sucked my dick like she was this heavy duty vacuum cleaner , I thought she was going to suck it off me lol , I eventually guided her on what to do and she got better , hopefully I taught her well lol

[Wade12345]

Never had a blowjob, but that video is hilarious with this question's context.

[Bricealan]

There is no such thing as a bad blowjob.

[Walt832]

My friend two times her bunny teeth 🤣🤣. She re asked for another. Hell I rejected. It was hard for me to cum. I had to bend her over cuz naaaa aaaaah.

[Dargil]

If I didn't cum and I wanted to, that was a bad blowjob.

[mstbooblover]

Not really, but then I'm not into blowjobs, prefering by far the comfort of the vagina ;0)

[Fireguy17]

no. a bad blowjob, even a low-quality blowjob is better than none.
But I have had many that were better than others.
Some women just do it because they feel pressured to do so, or it is their job so their performance will probably be more lack luster, while others are more than happy/very enthusiastic and can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
Still better than Rosey Palms and her 5 friendly sisters, aka self serv.

[exitseven]

Yes, there was not enough and she kept nicking me with her teeth.

[humanearth]

Yes, I had

One used her teeth and scrapped my penis

Another time, they give me a bj with any emotions. It was like a robot was sucking me off

[that1guy19]

Yes. A girl left bite marks and bruises