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Sexual Health If your teenage son asked, would you buy him a pocket pussy?
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+1 y
ok, too many people are focusing on the buying of the pocket pussy. teens can't go into sex shops to buy it themselves. so, answer the question as would you simply get it for him from the store, with or without his own money
+1 y
those of you choosing yes, your opinions would be nice too
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25 32Nope just some lube and box of tissue. I would not want him to tell people that his dad got him a pocket pussy... the neighbors would likely shake there head once it got around. LOL
and of course what the neighbors think is what matters most. ;)
hahaha... not really, but got to keep appearances up!
Yeah sure, would depend a little on how old he was though. Like at 13 might tell him in a couple years or something at 16 yes. It's harmless and you want your kid to feel safe coming to you about this kind of stuff.
yea, I want my future kids to trust me enough to come to me with anything.. I never felt like I could talk to my parents about much.
Uhhh that's why god gave him hands!!
sigh. how I miss downvotes. :(
Sure if that'll prevent his dumb ass from impregnating random girls and expecting me to suffer as grandma to so many unwanted babies.
lol, your future son going to be a little player? ;)
"Is your hand broken?"
maybe he has no hands. just arms.
No I would tell him to get a job so he can buy his own pocket pussy.
read the update
All that comes to mind is Johnny Knoxville and the bloody pocket ass return...
I have no idea what you're talking about
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SINBhnflFg
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In the name of good parenting no.
how is that bad parenting?
I wouldn't want my son or daughter to become one of those people who sit around all day play video games, watching porn, masturbate with there sex toys (pocket pussy), and be 300 pounds. There will be social interaction with real women and men.
What is that?
I would say yes, it would be nice for him to be able to expiriment without having to worry about getting a girl pregnant, and yes I would say that you make him give you the money to buy it, but you buy it for him.
Whoever says they'd be ok with buying their son a pocket pussy, imagine that your parents gifted you one on your birthday.
How'd that make you feel?
awkward, but happy. I definitely could have used some sex toys in high school. probably would have been a lot less stressed out all the time.
Well I'd freak out if my dad wrapped up something like that and then gave it to me. I mean yeah I've never had "The Talk" but we are pretty ok when the subject comes up. Sex is natural but this is a little too out of hand, "here you go son check out what's inside" unwraps the box "it's a pussy" 😂😂
Would u buy one for your son?
yes.
why?
wouldn't that be a little weird/awkward?
I had to do it dru with my hand... he can do it too
No id buy me a pocket pussy so he gets jealous then depending on he acts afterward like if he has a fit or just calls me a dickhead id possibly get him one
Sounds like all kinds of awkward.
But you should model for one of those! :P
I'm sure there's lots of awkward moments for parents.
Yeah, And buying a pocket pussy for your precious son sounds like a major one lol
I'd pass on mine baha
bruh, just buy 1, go to bosnia and give him yours. make sure you name your kid thad
@Other_Tommy_Wiseau lmaoooo Well he'd still go number 1 pick right?
maybe number 2. mine'll go #1. by the way, his name initials will be rg3 2.0, so he'll be like a fuckin cyborg on the field... and not like that scrub rg3 cause 2.0 is always better :P
@Other_Tommy_Wiseau fine with me, Ryan leaf wad first pic and Manning was second so :-p
that awkward moment when op realizes manning was actually taken 1st and leaf was 2nd
@Other_Tommy_Wiseau dang it. Reaction test, how can I forget. well Brady was still 6th round pick bro and gronk was 42nd, I'd settle :-p
What the fuck. Wow. So glad you're crapping out kids.
no i wouldn't. What's wrong with regular ol masturbation? If he really wanted to get one, he could find his own means. Also I'd think it would hurt his pride to have his ma buy one for him... but I guess it depends o the personality.
I feel sorry for any boy that would have a wounded pride over his mother helping him with anything. that just shows how unsupportive she is to cause him to feel that way.
i would feel weird having a parent help me with something like that, no doubt. And I'm no parent so disregard my opinion i guess.
Nope. That far beyond my role as a parent.
this is tricky situation. on one hand, it'll keep him from doing something stupid, on another, it could cause issues when he actually has sex.
nope. like I said to someone else, as amazing as a vibrator is (more intense and much faster orgasms) it's no substitute for a real penis/man.
not what i'm talking about, i'm talking about twist the act of sex, for it to be about his own pleasure.
in that moment, but I highly doubt the many men out there who make sex only about their pleasure have ever used a sex toy.. I think that mentality is more something they learn watching how older men in their lives treat the women they're with.
that's one cause. but the media is another. but, more to the point, what is a pocket pussy or a vibraiter?