Is God's loophole real? Can a Christian really still be a virgin by doing Anal only?

[Anonymous]

[CharlieBadger]

People like to fool themselves when it comes to religion and what is and isn't allowed. New testament really calls out lust more than anything else.

Now if we are going Catholic then the idea is that birth control is a sin. But then again so is sex for purposes other than procreation, initially, but they are okay with the rhythm method.

Oh, and they are against masturbation due to Onin, never mind the fact that Onin was killed by God not because he ejaculated on the ground but because he had a duty to impregnate his dead brothers widow and he shirked the responsibility.

Old testament gets kind of weird when it comes to sex.

[CaptainLegal]

Yes and no. The anus is not a reproductive organ but you can use it for having sex. Just because you get in an erotic contact with someone doesn't mean you lose your virginity. Imagine having oral, just because you stick your penis in a hole doesn't make you lose your virginity.

[Idonthaveausername]

Absolutely not! If a gay guy shoving his dick up another guy's ass is considered anal sex, then the same goes for a heterosexual couple. If a lesbian girl can give oral to another woman and call it oral sex, then it is considered sex if a heterosexual couple does it as well. It's really in the name there:

Anal sex, oral sex, and vaginal sex are all sex

[MCheetah]

None of the things in this entire question are real.

If God WAS real though, I'm pretty sure anal would get you a one-way ticket to Hell, considering how f*cked up it is. I mean, rape isn't on the Ten Commandments either, but I'm sure that would get you sent to Hell, too.

[pumaOH24]

Technically you still be a virgin in one whole but not the other.
You might as well just give oral instead so he doesn’t end up in the wrong hole down there and ruin your loophole plans!

[Berethor]

That loophole is mainly to fool the family, I don't think that God is falling for it. Anyway yes it make the girl technical virgin, but a girl like that is clearly not innocent.

tvtropes.org/.../TechnicalVirgin

[Phanta]

They would still be a virgin by definition, but any type of sex outside marriage would still be considered immoral. Therefore there is no loophole.

[ghostqueen]

It's still sex.

[numerouno85]

no its sodomy

[ghostqueen]

And the literal meaning of sodomy is "sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation". Sexual intercourse = sex

[numerouno85]

you googled sodomy? clear the search before your father see it lol

[psychoticallyawkward]

I've never heard of such a thing. Bible smible

[aa180]

Lol, haven't you noticed that Christians believe that Jesus is the ultimate role model, yet at the same time they believe you don't have to be anything like him in order to be saved?

Jesus never ate pork, so Christians eat pork.
Jesus never got drunk, so Christians get drunk.
Jesus grew his beard, so Christians shave their beard.
Jesus never gambled, so Christians build casinos.
Jesus preached modesty, so Christians walk around scantily clad.
Jesus was against fornication, so Christians fornicate on a daily basis.
Jesus fasted for 40 days, so Christians never fast at all.
Jesus prayed everyday, so Christians pray only once a week in church.

And the list goes on. So yeah, the whole "anal loophole" thing is probably true by my guess. Just ask, "What would Jesus do?", and whatever the answer, you know that Christians will do the opposite.

[Gopnik]

just do it the normal way, birth control is for smart people, not for sluts only.

[CuChullan]

Up the bum, no harm done. Very true.

[1828avaava1828]

um i disagree respectfully with the spirit of your question

[levantine99]

its quite blasphemous frankly. foul spirits produced the film.

[OfDeath]

[Scarecrow13]

There is no such thing as the God loophole and anal is still sex.

[Dchrls78104]

Fool's paradise.
Anal intercourse is Sodomy. Anyone who practise Sodomy is abusing his/her body by engaging in acts that are unnatural and usually associated with homosexual men. The Bible says that "There is no place in God's kingdom for those who engage in homosexual acts".

[toddthemod]

My sympathies. Environmental factors are a bitch.

[toddthemod]

And by the way. Keep hiding that secret inside your heart. You'll get through the Pearly Gates without being found out.

[Dchrls78104]

@toddthemod and so is mental slavery.

[CuChullan]

Anal sex was never the sin of Sodom. The biblical version of sex and it's function is for procreation. It's also the Christian churches sexual ethos. An ethos many members of the Christian churches have great difficulty believing in themselves. If God created us, and gave us the gift of pleasure, He gave women that magic button that has no other function but for pleasure, it was the Churches and organised religion that turned His gift into sin. Sin and it's consequences were and are used to control people through fear. Sex between consenting adults is never any sin.

[toddthemod]

I concur. Mental slavery is a pair of shackles around your list.

[toddthemod]

Your wrists^ sry. Autocorrect

[_乃尺OЩ刀_TITI]

As a wise homophobe guy said, "ANUS IS FOR SHITTING ONLY"

[Flipswitch]

Sounds like something somebody made up just so they could have anal 😂

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Stupidity. Vaginal, oral and anal are all sex.

[HereIbe]

That's a comedy/satire piece. You DO know what "satire" is, right?

[adamski24]

What film is that from

[MarketData]

You won't be a virgin but you won't be preggo either.

[FrenchyRomain]

he doesn't like premarital sex right? but you want to have anal SEX right? your call