Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
How is God like a lot of men?
A. It's hard to get their attention unless you're on your knees
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled jeeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use some lubricant.
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber
A: Fucking hot!
You think 7 years for a mirror is bad luck? Try breaking a condom.
What Girls & Guys Said
8 43I just masterbate
That's funny. Just kidding! ... lol
Lol those are all hilarious no disappointment. But do women really were blouses like that? Risky business
You are sex princess 😀
Bar tender - hey you look down what's wrong
Guy - I have a headache and I don't know what to do
Bartender - you know when I have a headache I go down on my wife and squeezes my head between her legs so hard that my headache goes away
Guy - huh I'll give it shot
Next day
Bartender - hey how you feeling?
Guy - better thanks , by the way you have a lovely home
Bartender - thanks... wait WHAT?
Your jokes are always good
Yes but the real problem is these damn cell phs. No body communicates verbally anymore. Now isn't that just funny.
Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
This is quite racist
... as are all jokes in one way or another. That's why the late night comedy shows are now the late night political shows... stick with those if you want a real laugh