Men, what type of penis is yours? Women, which penis do you like?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Those don’t even look like human penises mostly. Like wtf is up with those last two? And the first one... like he stuck his dick in a blender? Why is that one wearing a Santa clause hat?

[Anonymous]

Pictures like that make you want to go full lesbian, but at the same time if there was a similar diagram with vaginas, most of them would look like shredded brisket and torn bedsheets.

[MrMysteryMan]

Meat curtains is the analogy you're looking for...

[Opinion Owner]

I totally forgot the term while I was typing this lol

[MrMysteryMan]

LOL shredded brisket makes me hungry.

[Opinion Owner]

Add ketchup

[MrMysteryMan]

Dijon mustard, horse radish, or barbecue sauce. Mmmm mmm.

[Opinion Owner]

Lmao don't forget the bread

[MrMysteryMan]

LOL, with a side of cold slaw please...

[Opinion Owner]

Would you like to upgrade your value meal where you can get 2 briskets for the price of 1 🍖🍖🍖

[MrMysteryMan]

LOL does it come with a large fry and medium coke (I don't want to fill up on drink)?

[Opinion Owner]

Of course free refills and a vagina power key chain. It turns into a USB drive.

[MrMysteryMan]

Sounds like a great value, a pocket "charging" port...

[MrMysteryMan]

And for desert:

www.wickedgoodies.net/.../86510.jpg

[Opinion Owner]

https://goo.gl/images/fJMcLt

[MrMysteryMan]

LOL cock cakes.

[Opinion Owner]

cococakeland.com/.../

[MrMysteryMan]

I know what I'll be sending you come March 8th... ;)

[Opinion Owner]

I can't wait

[Hurlyburly]

Most of these pictures look disgusting.. I mean what the hell is the first one? It doesn't look like a dick, it looks like a drill...
5 looks most natural to me, so I'd pick this.

[9teen]

Are you sure those are all human penises? I think some belong to animals as well right?

[Waffles731]

Dear god some of these look like they require a hospital trip

[mhmdjoudi]

Lol is it just me or these penises look fucked up? 😂

[God_of_Thunder]

I really hope that some of these weren't modeled after real people, because... damn.

Anyway, of the normal-ish looking ones, mine would be closest to #12.

[MrMysteryMan]

BWAHAHAHHAHA at these pic firstly.

Secondly, is this based on when hard or soft.

[MrMysteryMan]

5, 8 or 12. The rest, god help them...

[Band_freak]

I like no penis

[livinglikelarry223]

Yeah you seem more like the feet type of person

[Band_freak]

@livinglikelarry223 I'm really not

[livinglikelarry223]

You like women?

[Band_freak]

@livinglikelarry223 correct

[livinglikelarry223]

So imagine this picture except they are all vaginas

[Band_freak]

@livinglikelarry223 What? 😅

[livinglikelarry223]

I need to find a better way to explain this please hold

[AsankaTharindu98]

Are these dicks of aliens? Only two look normal to me. Most of them are truly disgusting. You should have a poll answer to say 'I have a normal dick'

[passinby]

are those humanoid?

[Fran1981]

Number 12, and it's a little curved to the left

[GingerGuy]

lol... I have never seen some of these that are pictured here, ever! Granted you ladies have probably seen more of them than I have, but some are just plain weird! lol

[Finchie40]

Some messed up looking penises lol

[Finchie40]

I guess 3 is the closest to me

[Finchie40]

I take that back 12 is closest

[archiz]

That question was enlightening

[oliversamuel]

WOAH. These are REALLY weird. Every single one of them should see a doctor. I chose 12 because that looked the most human. 3 is also a bit human. But those are the only ones haha!

[es20490446e]

I guess I just have a normal one.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

8 is closest.

If your dick looks like number 11, you need to go to emergency room. Immediately!

[TheLorde]

Or number 1

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@TheLorde Or 14. WTF? That one's disturbing.

[MrMysteryMan]

@TheLorde The drill bit dick.

[TheLorde]

@MysterMan aye squish his balls and his dick starts to spin

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@MrMysteryMan That's not a dick, that's a sea shell. Scary part is, this shit's all in Chinese.

[TheLorde]

Number 3 looking like a nigga attached an iced gem to a sausage

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I'm muting this question. These comments are funny as fuck, but these dicks are disturbing to look at.

[genericname85]

what the heck? xD most of them don't even seem like existing ones to me

[BroadSideOfABarn]

In this picture we tried to get an AI to draw these based solely on descriptions gathered from pornhub comments. It didn't work out well.

[lucian_lucian_123]

these aren't human penises

[Blu91]

8... but cmon most of them doesn't even look human

[Lottifan]

8 is the closest to mine

[huggis]

None of those.. 12 is the closest..

[Steve37]

After seeing these drawings, I'm thinking I have a pretty good looking dick! 😂😂😂

[Rubified94]

What's up with a lot of these? 😂 lmfao