#Scenario How would you respond had your parent caught you in the act of having sex at young age?

Here’s a list of examples to choose from or you can make up your own. Basically, what would your response to your parent be during that moment?
—“Bite me.”
—“Fck off.”
—“It is what it is.”
—“It wasn't me.”
—“Uhhh, Sorry Not Sorry.”
—“Paybacks a bit huh?”
—“Close the door please.”
—“It sort of just happened.”
—“It only happened one time.”
—“Okay please dont freak out.”
—“See what had happened was...”
—“Don’t worry, we eloped first.”
—“My, have the tables turned.”
—“Oh, where did that come from?”
—“But, like, all the kids are doing it.”
—“I promise it’ll never happen again.”
—“We just wanted to see if it could fit.”
—“Oh dont act like you’ve never done it.”
—“Dont worry, we practiced safe sex.”
—“Gosh this is embarassing.”
—“We were cold and just looking for ways to warm up.”
—“Im really not sure what you want me to say.”
—“This is not the way we wanted you guys to find out.”
—“Hey, Just be glad we’re not in your bed this time.”
—“Dont worry, we used the pullout method.”
—“I’m surprised it took you this long to notice.”
—“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
—“I thought You provided us condoms for a reason?”
—“Just not the face. Aim for anything but the face.”
—“Well we learned this from your (mom/dad/siblings) stash of X-rated movies/magazines/etc.”
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Lmao We just both wouldve been screaming “WAIT WAIT WAIT” tryna buy us time to dodge the parent swinging at us 😂
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Please remember this is just a scenario. So im not asking if you actually had sex in your’s or your partner’s parents home. Its just a random scenario to play along and state what you’d say if a parent walked in on y'all
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  • "Wait a minute... how did my penis get in there? I was looking for it all day! I'm just glad that we found it! "

    • Lmao i knew someone would say someing similar 🤣 i listed something like that in the charts for y'all to choose

  • "Look ma, NO HANDS!!!"

    • 💀💀💀 please tell me you're joking 🤣

    • Yep, although my cousin and his girlfriend were doing something alone in his room and my uncle yelled, I shit you not "stop fucking" and whent back to watching TV 😂

    • 😂😂😂 my mom wouldve said something like that playfully but only if i was 21 and older. She assumed me and one ex had sex when he spent the night because she heard sounds. But we were just dryhumping and doing oral 🤣 We were going to wash our clothes together and then she got even more suspicious. Now she tries to tell me when i lost my virginity but she was still many years too late. She’d snap if she found out the actual age so i have to let her think i was older

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  • How young? My answers will vary a lot based on whether I can realistically move out of the place. But it's usually working towards "fuck off". It's just a manner of how polite I put it.

    • Just under 18

    • Then "back the fack away from me!" and move out.

  • nothing i would just run to close the door XD. no time to speak and most likely throw the blanket to cover her and me if they are closing the door. otherwise i would jump to close it and throw it on her to cover

  • Where is the please don’t beat me and use the belt buckle side on me?

    Trust me it hurts being on the receiving end of a fast moving belt buckle, simply for having a girl in your room without permission, we were actually revising for a test. I still have a fucked little finger from it.

    The bruises healed after a bit.

    lesson learned don’t take anyone home.

    • Thankfully my mom wasn't that brutal. I’d get a belt but not the buckle

  • Well I was never caught having sex, just making out in the dark.
    i remember being a deer in headlights and just saying uuuh…sorry and we stopped and she left.
    I think I’d do the same if we were caught having sex

    • Lmao

  • -Close the door please!!
    I did have the odd girl sleep over in my room when I was in my late teens.
    We didn't really have sex in my parent's house though, we just watched movies and fooled around. Basically we passed out together after coming from a party. My parents didn't know she was there until she came out of my room in the morning.

    • What did they say to you

    • My parents weren't very open-minded to other races back then. I was told to date white girls, so it was funny to me when I would have these cute Native girls with me. She just came out of my room and they said "Hello." Then I drove her home. They didn't say anything to me about it after that.

    • Damn i guess the silence spoke volumes

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  • It wasn't me. Always works :D

    • Okay shaggy lol

  • I left for college at 16 so it wasn't a problem.

    • You dont think they wouldve cared that you couldve had a kid under 18

    • Oh, I spent much of one summer hanging out with a lovely woman just a couple of years older who had a young daughter, and my mother definitely worried about that. She taught me how to kiss but that was as far as it went. I was exceptionally clueless at 17, and in no way ready to be seriously involved with a woman with a child. I'm sorry I wasn't a bit older, she was special.

  • Honestly id have probably gotten my ass beaten, sent to my grandmother's and then disowned at 18.

    • Lmao they wouldn't disown me but i def wouldve got whooped

  • Nothing, my mom walked in once when I was 15 and just apologized and left. Never mentioned it again.

    • Wowz

  • Young? As in a minor? Or the first time I had sex?

    • Under 18 and in their household

    • I wasn't having sex when I was a minor. But I guess if it was with the only person I've been with and n my parents house I would probably have told them to go 2 hell cause they wouldn't have cared I did it as a minor. They would only care who I was doing it with

    • I probably would have just kept going

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  • I mean there is no dodging or escaping im definitely gettin beaten or shouted at so badly... and i won't be able to say a word even in front of them then. Id eventually have silent tears whilst the whole scene. Cuz i was caught for smoking n at that time it was me, my brother, mom n dad. I did speak until i admitted yes that cigarette is mine... n then i went quite in shame n my eyes couldnt look up to anyone's face

    • Daaaamn

    • And by the way thats gonn happen not only if i get caught at young age... its for anytime before marriage

    • Man is it-just because of the religion or is it because you live with them?

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  • It just happened.

    • Lmao

    • We tripped and I fell on top of her.

    • Lmao everyone uses that one

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  • I almost got caught. My mom told me to get out the house. I convinced her I was just playing with myself.

    • 😂😂😂

  • Door locks exist.

    • Not always, especially if you're under your parents roof

    • I'd demand door locks or leave lol, and thats without having an SO. I don't need people barging in while I'm sleeping, changing, fapping, or just talking on the phone, etc.

  • " damn it" with embarassment. plus something like "get out" or (sarcasticly) "excuse me"

    • 🤣😂

    • almost happened a couple of times. dud have my niece sort of catch me and a partner once whem she was young. luckily we had just finished andcwere covered up but still undressed (maybe 30 seconds to 2 mins) before she barged in (along with 2 of her older female cousins) niece was around 2 to 4, cousins around 8 to 12. was living with my grandma (i now own the house) and the bedrooms were a bit odd in how you get in. my grandma's room had the only door to the rest of the house. to get to the spare bedroom, you had to go through a door in grandmas room. that doior only locked from grandma's side. we were in the spare room. my bro and my sis-in-law came by for a visit as did some other family (hence the cousins being there too) and all anyone knew was i was in the room and my girlfriend was visiting (grandma anyways) and my niece wanted to see me so just busted on in. the cousins noticed us being covered and rushed my niece out closing the door again thankfully. we were so close to being caught that the covers were still settling on us from bring lifted to get under them.

    • Lmao yes I've been caught enough especially by my sis and classmates

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  • Mine did not care. They knew I had protection

    • Even under 18?

    • Correct

  • First time I was caught I was 13 and I was fingering my then girlfriend during church service.

    I hadn't realized we were caught until the church elders showed up at my house and my parents called me upstairs.

    They tried saying some shit and I cussed them all out. Don't remember specifics unfortunately but the outcome was that I was banned from church.

    • Omg why’d you cuss them out

    • I detest holier-than-thou attitudes, most organized religion, prudish behavior, and being controlled. They checked all the boxes

  • I'd probably say "like you haven't done it" or the old "don't know what you want me to say

    • Haha i listed both above

  • I think that I'd have tried to talk to them, and explain that we were being careful.

    • Mine wouldn't have heard me out if im under 18 AND sexing under her roof

  • Not applicable

    • Its a scenario.

    • I know. It's not applicable to me. Because I don't have sex before marriage.

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