Should I trade in my wife for a sexy Asian chick?

I'm beginning my midlife crisis as a near 40 year old man. My wife and I don't have the same spark we used to and we fight over insignificant things. The writing is on the wall.

I know where I can get a sexy Asian chick to put out in exchange for her freedom. I'm thinking of trading in my wife on a sexy Asian chick who wants a visa. I could even get her permanent residency. I know she won't stay with me once she has it, but I might get a good 5 years out of her and then go for another when she leaves. I figure, I can do this until I'm about 50 at which time I'll be bored of sex and won't be able to get it up anyway.

I've also already had kids so I don't need to worry about contributing to the extinction of the white race by dating an outsider or any right wing bullshit like that.

What do you think?
A sexy Asian chick
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  • Do it.

  • You will loose your wife by this idea

    • Kind of the whole point.

  • If she let her self go and got fat then yes

  • Whatever makes you happy if you can’t work it out with your wife

  • Sounds like the American dream plus youd be doing her a favor. Just make sure she earns it by swallowing a lot of cum

  • That isn't going to work out like you think that it will. Firstly becoming a legal US citizen takes a lot of time and money. Secondly if she only married you for a green card she may sleep with you once or twice; but that is just for ICE. And you'll be stuck in another sexless marriage. Thirdly if ICE finds out about your scheme they will arrest you for immigration fraud.

    • It isn't fraud if it is an actual relationship which it would be. I'm also in Canada.

    • I don't know about the Canadian Immigration system; but here in America marrying someone for a green card is illegal. The type of relationship you are proposing they consider fraudulent. At any rate, if Canada is more lacks in their immigration policies; she might not sleep with you at all.

  • If you're white and didn't marry an Asian girl, your marriage started in the wrong way. Time to fix it up.

  • I understand if you're more attracted to Asian women, but your idea of plucking one from overseas and using her for sex in exchange for a better life is kinda what makes some White men look bad. I like Asian women too, but at least I date ones that are already here and have their own lives. I'm White and I want her to choose me because I'm awesome, not because she has to.

    • Tomato, tomahto.