Should I try a fried sperm omelet?

[Anonymous]

I kinda want to make my man jizz a volcano then fry his sperm with some munester cheese, tomateos, potateos, and peppers. What do you think? What would it taste like? Should I try it?

[petite_salope]

omg, don't ask HOW i know this... but there IS a video out there and a chick does this, and feeds it to another... the puke factor was enormous. the gagging alone almost did me in. horrible! and this is SUCH a troll... it smells.

[Asker]

lol, I'm not a troll.

[petite_salope]

well, if this is not a troll, there is actually a video of a girl getting a face bukkake, and they are scraping all the man goo off into a measuring cup, and a female is with a small hot plate and actually makes the omlette for the bukkake girl, and she is fed it, with i BELIEVE, if i remember right, fresh jizz topper. she barely handles it.. she loses it all afterwards... but the gagging and people comment on the SMELL factor... it is just... too much

[Asker]

Why are so many people so quick to assume that anyone who posts something they dislike, disagree with, or couldn't fathom doing themselves is a 'troll'? That's narrow-minded.

If I'm a troll, then the author of this book and all 85+ customers are trolls too...
www.amazon.com/.../1481227041

[petite_salope]

we feel 'troll' because it is SO out in left field that someone is trying to get a knee jerk reaction. that's why. and believe me, the female who is REALLY out there, this is over the fence. it just boggles the mind that this is 'out there'.. even though i HAVE seen a video and the process, which was rough on even the video-grapher.

[Asker]

"We"? Speak for yourself. This is your post and those were your words. Don't try to voice other people's feelings. If it's that far out there then there wouldn't be sperm cooking books with reviews.

[petite_salope]

lady, YOU used the plural form first, "PEOPLE"..(Why are so many people so quick to assume that anyone who posts something they dislike, disagree with, or couldn't fathom doing themselves is a 'troll'? That's narrow-minded.) so i responded with a plural as well. and i wasn't voicing other's feelings, just following the terms you started with. so might want to double check your use of grammar miss 'anon', since your views are so strong on it.

[Asker]

Yes but I wasn't asking you to try and speak for others. Chill out. No need for you to be a bitch and suggest I don't understand grammar.

[petite_salope]

oh my baby jesus!! really? i said CHECK your grammar, like see what you said, proof read... etc. not saying you had no grasp on the concept of grammar.. thinking your smart phone changed something... .. holy hell! take a midol!

[Asker]

yeahhh maybe you're right girl. Text can easily be misinterpreted.

[Asker]

My bad. I'll make it better with these new delicious eggs I'm going to try... ;)

[petite_salope]

well i hope you let us know how it goes! i am actually, curious.

[BosDev_82]

Wow your georgeous petite_salope

[petite_salope]

@BosDev_82 ... thank you VERY much!! woooo! made me blush!

[BosDev_82]

Anytime sweetie lol

[Asker]

@BosDev_82 @petite_salope just look around the post. He's saying the same shit to various females. It's creepy as hell.

[xXiTacoXx]

I can't tell which sounds more gross and ridiculous. The omelet or the question itself.

[lumos]

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[Zorax]

MHO - definitely ;)

[Mesonfielde]

You clearly need to buy this book.

www.amazon.com/.../1481227041

I'm not kidding. This is exactly what you want.

[Mesonfielde]

www.goodreads.com/.../176102043

"Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops."

[Bandit74]

it almost have a 5 star review rating 😮

[Bandit74]

has*

[Mesonfielde]

@Bandit74 mostly because if you exclude the semen, it's an actual legitimate cookbook.

[Bandit74]

lol good point

[SensualScribe]

Wow. I should not be so surprised that this exists, but I am.

[Mesonfielde]

@SensualScribe I'm mostly surprised by the fact that I know about it. A co-worker linked it, lol.

[SensualScribe]

That is hilarious and awesome!

[Alfieboy82]

The Natural Harvest is a great title. They make it sound so innocent.

[epiman94]

O shit! Beat me to it!

[DanteSparda]

WTF is wrong with people now a days?
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[Hannah591]

*Packs shit up and leaves planet earth*

[epiman94]

Can I cum along? Excuse my semen jokes?

[Asker]

LMAO!!

[LauraMarx]

I mean, I don't predict the sperm will hold the mixture very well. It is more likely you will make a salad in reduced sperm sauce, than an omlette. It could be nice, though, I guess? tell me how it tastes?

[vishna]

Save me a bite please

[SolitaireBond]

That sounds absolutely disgusting.. Even downright revolting.

[chercheur]

Just weird and really gross! Ewwwwwww 😖

[CheeseLoveWhiz]

I vote no because I think it would probably taste disgustingly salty. I'm not saying don't do it but, I would suggest not to. However, if your heart is set on it, do what makes you happy.

[Octavion]

Well you'd instantly kill all the sperm and most of it would just evaporate away and it would taste like whatever that omelet tastes like normally without jizz in it.

What is wrong with you...

[TheDevilInside]

Do whatever you want...

[Sugardaddy870]

Salad dressing is better or on a sandwich can we have the video from extraction to ingestion?

[Asker]

Lol, perv :P

[Sugardaddy870]

If you put it on crackers would it be like a new form of caviar I mean it is a form of Eggs right. Danm that shit sells for a lot I could bottle up some in no time at the rate i beat it lol.

[Klaatu51]

LOL... if i was him i'd taste it out of curiosity basically...:-P

[wrestlingchick]

basically...

[wankiam]

least you won't need salt lol

[epiman94]

Ewww... If you do it, I think you'll need more than one load to make a decent omelette. This may be helpful: www.amazon.com/.../1481227041

[Shyoutgoing]

That's enough internet for today..

[BelleGirl21]

I think you're a man is what I think.

[BosDev_82]

Your georgeous lol... sorry hope that brightened your day

[BelleGirl21]

Thanks @bosdev_82 it did! 😶

[BosDev_82]

I was gonna message you and say it so it didn't embarass you lol... but im not level 2 so i can't message😭😭

[BelleGirl21]

Not at all @bosdev_82. You'll be level 2 very quickly.

[BosDev_82]

You dont gotta message me but i have a question if you have time... either way its cool... thanks

[JackKerouac77]

Jesus fucking christ

[slowdyingflower]

Umm good luck with that:x

[Grace_Rdz]

Excusez-moi, I'll just go vomit now.

[bowenw]

Try it with a few drops to start. I doubt you'll even notice it.

[JustinTheGreat]

Sounds pretty good to be honest..

[Zorax]

The most disgusting question I've ever heard on the GaG...

[TimesNewRoman]

What in the actual fuck.. I mean what ever, go for it, just dont expect him to want to kiss you for a few days LOL.

[front2back]

It would be a good source of protein at least...

[jacquesvol]

You're over 18. Who's stopping you?

[NYkid27]

I think that's disgusting but do whatever makes you happy

[chuppachup]

Jizz is good with hummus. Very zesty

[atomique]

An Interesting dish
Ok go for it if you wish
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[genericname85]

hell no ! xD you´re nasty.

[FistSlaminElite]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[RainbowFanGirl]

Ewwww, no…

[Baarkmann_RISING]

This site is just messed up, my virgin ears...

[Ihav2fart]

LOLOLOLOL do it then update us!

[SurströmmingLover]

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[tina15xox]

Picture says all you need to see her

[BadGalKiKi]

Please give him MHO 😂😂

[tina15xox]

Here

[Holes-Of-Glory]

You would get good protein.

[chnapo]

Yes but make that guy eat whole day no meat, only fruits and veggies, so that it has good taste :)

[LukasTheLovely]

At least you wouldn't need any salt

[Krushhbrownies]

Hmmm Added with extra protein.

[puma31]

Hmmm not sure, there may be a lot of cholesterol and sodium in this meal. Balance it out my squirting some of your female ejaculate to give it some sweetness and squirt some breast milk in there as well.

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Kinky... go for it :P

[coolbreeze2]

don't add to much salt

[BigbuttLvr]

Lmfao... Follow your dreams.

[Asker]

My Gawd! You have a gorgeous smile ;)

[Asker]

Here spermy, spermy, spermy... ;)

[Asker]

*crocodile emoji*

[BigbuttLvr]

Thank you :)

[Asker]

Seriously, that's gotta be one of the nicest smiles I have ever seen in my life!

[apexalpha]

try macdonalds milkshake it contains sperm

[katiasorvino]

Potatos...

[BosDev_82]

Your beautiful... sorry just being honest lol

[katiasorvino]

haha thanks

[BosDev_82]

I was gonna message you asking if you would go give input on my question i posted? But im not level 2... if you could go answer it would be greatly appreciated thanks

[Asker]

Yesss girrrl. Yellow potatoes or little red ones?

[Anonymous]

I don't really see what people see is wrong with this.. its her life. Personally I would want to try this with my bf..

[Anonymous]

Ew. Ew ew.
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[Anonymous]

Be careful sperm can make the egg hatch into a baby chickenoid

[Anonymous]

Do whatever you want. But why exactly do you wanna do this?

[Anonymous]

I don't care.

[Anonymous]

That's fucking disgusting dude

[Anonymous]

holy bazookas. thats disgusting.

[Anonymous]

I just puked in my mouth. Thanks.

[Anonymous]

I feel nauseous... /: