Should we outlaw male masturbation?
In Philosophy, teleology or the purpose of life or the building blocks of life can be argued to have been set in motion by a creative force. We call this God. Given that nature exists in a particular form and has been designed by an intelligent creative God, to counteract the teleology of our bodies would be to commit a necessarily unnatural act. And if that which is unnatural to God should be considered counter to his plan and counter to the good Christian plan for life, I believe that the spilling of seed for recreational purposes be banned.
Given that men will not agree to this, I also declare that the Supreme Court be filled with good Christian women over the next several decades, to ensure that the will and plan of God be allowed to continue unrestricted. There is no reason to allow men on the court.
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