THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY-PART 1: 100 dirty questions you pray your mother never finds out you answered... AM I RIGHT?

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Answer all, or choose which questions you would like to answer. Answers can be true, funny or sarcastic... you choose :)

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If you like this first one, there are 9 more coming with even more deliciously salacious questions.

1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be?

2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest?

3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate?

4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first?

5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be?

6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion?

7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before?

8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date?

9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you?

10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with?
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY-PART 1: 100 dirty questions you pray your mother never finds out you answered... AM I RIGHT?
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY-PART 1: 100 dirty questions you pray your mother never finds out you answered... AM I RIGHT?
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY-PART 1: 100 dirty questions you pray your mother never finds out you answered... AM I RIGHT?
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  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? Hours

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? Good

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? Yeah but it's a porn movie.

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first? Cock

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? Cock

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? Funny you should ask. That was one of my first sex acts. On a movie date (I was 16), sitting in the back row, I unzipped him and gave him a hand job.

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? Taht'sa tough one. We've done almost everything..

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date? ALL THE WAY

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you? Keep it.

    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with? Like a river. Wet and warm and flowing.

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? An hour or more.

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? Lip gloss

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? A scene from When Harry met Sally

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first? Butt

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? Vagina

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? Finger her until she came

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? Prostate massage while sucking me

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date? All the way

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you? Enjoy it, send one back of me if she wanted it

    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with? Large healthy hard penis - just for you

  • The best way to take this survey is to copy and paste all the questions into the comments and then put your answer next to each one, instead of just putting the question number by itself. Most of us don't like scrolling back and forth to see what the question was. Answer all, or choose which questions you would like to answer. Answers can be true, funny or sarcastic... you choose 🙂 I know this is frustrating for those who want to be anonymous, since I don't allow any anonymous posts and you REALLY DON'T want your mother to see your answers! ... but, take the 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? How ever long I want at that moment2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? Lips?3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? No4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first? All of her, then boobs 5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? On her skin6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? Finger her, done. She wore heels, thigh high stockings and a full length fur coat, nothing else. Easy.7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? That's hard, I've done everything I love, like and curious about.8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date? wasn't even a date. PREPLANED! Jumped her in her back yard and "rape" her as she watched her kids through a widow at night. Consenting nonconsent.9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you? Applaud 10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with? you'll just have to find out yourself

    • That did not copy like I had wanted. Sorry.

    • That's ok, I got it, nice! :)

  • Foreplay would last as long as she could handle it, what lips are you talking about, Boobs, pussy, 6 hand up her skirt and play, 9 sort my self out,10 rock hard

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? Until we both cum

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? Whatever she ate last

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? No

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first? Ass then boobs

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? Lips

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? Finger her while she wears a dress and no panties

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? Post orgasm torture

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date? Homerun

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you? Masturbate to it

    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with? Soft and hard at the same time

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? Given I have time.. a few hours
    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? Strawberries
    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? there's bits of pieces of several but nothing in particular
    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first? Her tits!
    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? Her Ass
    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? Back row oral!! hehe
    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? Done all that I know of so far.
    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date? As in distance or bases? Distance 75 miles. Bases, Home run
    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you? Be happy and save it.
    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with? Use dimensions

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be?
    Short is exceptional, therefore the shortest the best for me

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest?
    something i do not pay attention to

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate?
    Yes it is a porn scene, I did but never got it as good as in the movie

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first?
    the face... always the face and the eyes!

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be?
    on the chicks

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion?
    that would be fingering her. I would managed :)

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before?
    we do not have anything left to do :)

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date?
    spend the night together

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you?
    say thank you probably

    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with?
    come and see...

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? Sometimes long and slow till you are ready, sometimes, skip it because you both are extremely horny and get right to it.

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? Her natural taste.

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? hmmmm... Secretary may be?

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first?

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? Of course, her pussy. Why pretend otherwise.

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? Masturbated each other while trying to stay as quiet as possible.

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? Nothing comes to mind.

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date? All the way.

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you? I would love it. If asked I will return the favor.

    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with? hmmm... Normal, I guess.

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be?
    A: edging a few times before let it burst

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest?
    A: like a pineapple after she ate 1 and a half a few hours before both her lips tasted heavenly

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate?
    A: Yes. reverse bukkake series

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first?
    A: her tits and belly

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be?
    A: her clit with my mouth

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion?
    A: masturbate her under her skirt till she cums

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before?
    A: dominate me

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date?
    A: all the way and we became couple afterwards ( we broke up though after 8 months )

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you?
    A; don't understand the question

    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with?
    very seductively

  • 1. In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be? why does it have to end?

    2. What do/did the lips taste like of your current, or last romantic interest? sweet

    3. Is there a sexy scene from a movie that you want to recreate? Khaleesi in GOT any of her sex scenes

    4. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses when you first met him, or her, which part of their body would you look at first? the whole figure then look again to admire all sides <3

    5. If you were only allowed to touch him, or her, in one place, where would it be? the bum

    6. If you were in a movie theater, and wanted to do something really naughty, what would it be and how would you go about it with discretion? have full on sex and just have her wear a dress no panties and he should know what pants to wear, thats for her privacy as for keep it quiet movie is loud

    7. What's one thing you want him, or her, to do to, or with, you right now that they haven't done before? anal and public sex (heading into group sex <3

    8. What's the farthest you've ever gone on a first date?

    9. What would you do if you asked for a dirty photo of your new crush and they sent it to you?
    get aroused then send one back
    10. How would you describe your private parts to someone who asked and you wanted to be intimate with Pornstar cock

  • can't wait to see the rest of the parts

    • Yes, voyeurs are welcome too... lol