Today is my birthday, should I try to masturbate once for every year today?

I am 33.
Yes, go for a new personal best
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No, 33 times in a day is too much
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Try something else 33 times. (Say in comments)
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10 hours left in the day and I only have 15 so far. 33 seems like it is out of reach. But I didn't start with the beginning of the day. Maybe I should try again with a more serious approach tomorrow.
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  • Jesuz!!

  • Sounds like a good idea to me, lolol.

    • Happy Birthday!

    • Thank you

    • You're welcum. :)

  • Happy Birthday!

    Go for it and see how many orgasms you can make up too.

    Its a challenge

    • Thanks

    • you're welcome

    • Try not to make your Clit sore. 33 is a feat. You can stop short if you feel you had enough. You don't have to prove anything

  • I think casual sex better idea for birthdays.

    • How will I find 33 women who will have sex with me when I am a virgin?

    • Unbeliavable :O 33 years old and virgin... why are you virgin yet?

    • I am autistic and waiting for marriage.

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  • And if you enjoy masturbating very many times in a day then go for it by all means

    • F*** the brains out of that sweet p**** of yours

    • Thanks for like!

  • Lol, I’m too late to the party, but I hope you did it!

  • Happy birthday

    • Thanks

    • Welcome dear

  • Why not. Enjoy urself

  • Yes go for it, good luck for your fingers ☺️

  • You will die😂😂😅

    • But what a way to go.

    • Agreed

  • U should try to get a husband for you

    • I am a lesbian.

    • That’s a shame

  • If you want go for it but I just turned 40 and that sounds a bit much for me.

  • Is that even possible? Sounds like to much, maybe try something else

    • I’m happy if I can do 3 in one day, have to admire your drive but that’s a long day, hope you’re not sore

  • Start using retin a. Search Jennifer Myers on youtube, it's surprising in my opinion.

  • are you virgin

    • Try something different rather than doing it that much. Like making your orgasm to achieve after a long time... edging

    • Yep.

    • LoL me too , I will be 32 in next year

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  • You probably lost your virginity at 16

    • Nope, I am still a virgin.

    • I see,. interesting, saving it for marriage or something else?

    • Marriage

  • Can you really have 33 orgasms in one day?

    • I don't know

    • What's the most you ever had in one day? Will you be able to sit down tomorrow?

    • Twenty three

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  • hahaha lol

  • Happy birthday. I would fuck you for 33 minutes as a present.

    • Thanks

  • Happy Birthday!

    If I were there I'd give you oral sex for 33 minutes or 33 times today as my birthday gift to you.

    • Thanks

    • You're welcome. I hope you have lots of fun today!

    • Though you didn't reach your goal, how are you feeling and how was your birthday?

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