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Same question. Different terms. (Or is it Different question. Same terms.) lmao I mean there's too many to name— “jerking off”, “beating the meat”, “giving a handjob”, “masturbating”, “fapping”, “wanking”, “jacking off” “stroking”, etc? When i made some post in 2016 it had over like 20 phrases.
My personal favorite is when a guy says something like “I’m beating dis dick up for ya” or “come over here and beat dis dick up for meh”. I mean that statement is like epic. Its kinda rough but also contains the word dick which I love 🤣 I don't know a dude has to know how to talk to me otherwise I’ll shut him down fast lol. Shit like this will have me obedient af like “Yes Papi, tell me how ya want me to touch ya” 😂 Lol lemme stop.
Back in school we had code names for everything... Having sex was “walking”, masturbating was “tripping”, and giving/getting head was “falling” lol.
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13 53Eh just masturbating, yah Im boring.
Lol its all good
I can’t Believe I broke up mid-wack for this lol
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It’s the Cry Wanks or jerkin the perkin, polish the puter or spank that Wiesel let’s not beat around the bush 🤣😂
Jacking off.
Yea thats not bad
What do you call it when a girl gets herself off?
@dinojames22 masturbating
Lol nice
This is more of a joke thing but there's this funny way my friends used to call, based on something they heard in a movie.
It's in Hindi and it goes, "chote nawab ke saath gufthagoo" which basically translates to "chatting with the little prince" 😂
Oh wow lol
Jerking off is the most common I way I would describe it , also beating the meat
Beat the dick up
Mr Genocide?
Unless you have been genitally pierced by strangers as well. Then you can, well - I suppose we'll mutilate their throats and then genitals and children? As a Christmas card.
I always call it jerking off
Its the hottest
You’ll laugh
https://youtube.com/shorts/GtdpLXUFIdA?feature=shareRingtoss 🤣
If he’s doing it himself then he is Jerking Off, if I do it for him then it’s a handjob or a BJ
Handjob has always sounded cringey
@dizzydesii what would you call it?
@dinojames22 jerkin him off
@dizzydesii I like your thinking 🔥
Jerking off, but I might start saying fapping.
Ewwww never say such cringe like fapping
Oh, please do. 😂
Fapping for the win 🤣
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J'ing lol
When I'm stroking my dick I'm jerking off.
Well duh lmao
Or I could like say, pump hard with my right hand, lol. My right arm is a little more developed than my left because I use my right to masturbate
No dont say pumpin
Ok then, I'm a wanker! 🙂
Who ought to know better.
Ewww not wanker
Mmm, so I'm stroking / fapping. Or what's you're favorite word?
No not fapping lmao! Just say jerking off or playing with yourself
Haha well I play with myself and jerk off then... I just can't get enough and it's too much fun lol! 🥵
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Usually jacking off. Also self service or self pleasure and love one self. Maybe for a girl making her pussy or kitty purr.
Make the kitty purr 🤣
Yeah it's a little funny but it's also kind hot when I mutual masturbation with a girl.
Jerk
Offff
Just "jerk"
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Lmao. Sounds like a perverted version of bop-it.
I would love to pull it, lick it, suck it, jerk it, BOP IT 🤣
Whacking off I guess
Lmao not whack
Choking the chicken , lol
Going blind, or yank my doodle it’s a dandy
Noooo lmao
I call it therapy
Hahaha
Either jacking off or jerking off. Not to be confused with jag off or jerk off 😁.
What is jag off lmao
It’s a asshole…. A common phrase used in the Chicago (or Chicagoland) area.
Who knew it made it to the dictionary….
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Yepp
Choke the Bishop? I always thought that one was amusing. Yeah, I'm pretty juvenile.
Yea its not a cute phrase lmao
eliminating my kids.
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that was a dig at the sheeple :)