What's your most embarrassing doctor's appointment?

[ragequeen]

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to get my hemmorhoids checked lol. I had anal when I was 16 and my asshole hasn't been the same since. I should have checked it a long time ago but I was too embarrassed. I bleed a lot and they keep prolapsing so here we go.. About to get a finger up my ass (by hopefully a woman) 😂

[OlderAndWiser]

At my age, men who get annual exams get a prostate exam, which consists of a finger up the butt and then wiggled around. If a man chooses a female primary physician, some people will think that he is a pervert, so anyway. . . what difference does it make whose finger is up your butt?

[ragequeen]

I'm in a relationship so it would feel weird to have an old man's finger up my ass bc the last time I had anything up my ass, it was a dick and we were being intimate lol. It's just awkward.

[OlderAndWiser]

Is it really much better having an old woman's finger up your butt?

[DexWest]

First off, I would like to state that it does not matter if your doctor is a man or a woman. They are doctors and you have nothing that they have not seen before. I have had both male and female doctors. You think a male doctor sticking a gloved finger up your butt is embarrassing, try explaining all of your kinks, and sexual anxiety issues surrounding women, to a female psychologist.

Now, the most embarrassing thing that ever happened with me was when I was 17, and I was getting a hernia check by my doctor, for guys, they grab your junk and have you look to the left or right and have you cough. Well, I got rock hard, so I'm just standing there with a hard on right in the face of my doctor as he is grabbing my scrotum.

[Anonymous]

Honestly whenever I go... Went to the dermatologist not too long ago and she commented on the amount of moles I have, on my acne, on the size of my boobs. It was bad.

[MarkyMark77]

damn what did she say about ur boobs?

[Opinion Owner]

@MarkyMark77 That they were heavier than others (which I know) and that the scars on them "don't look good". Madam, I am fully aware. Lol. That hurt.

[MarkyMark77]

lol why was she grabbing ur boobs?

[anon1903]

My mum once thought I'd breast cancer. As if that wasn't bad enough, the female doc was absent.


😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

[Lliam]

When I was in my late teens, my crotch started itching like cracy. I went to the doctor and he said I had scabies. Eeeewwww.

[spartan55]

Definitely the prostate check.

[Jjpayne]

That does not sound fun 😂 hopefully it goes as well as it can 😂

For me, I'd say when a woman doctor touched my balls to feel if they were ok. 😂 pretty crazy

[Tstrbrainer]

Wow, what was the check up about?

[Jjpayne]

I forgot... I think it was just that I felt discomfort

[wankiam]

i had an appointment because i was worried about being a chronic masturbater and porn addict... the doctor i got that day was a woman and not only a woman but one who turned out to be an old school friend... at first it was very embarassing but im glad i was still able to discuss my most personal secret at the time

[Finchie40]

Thanks for sharing you like it up the butt lol hope they can fix that for you lol

[DJB72]

I'm in month 5 of hospital stay thanks to covid, including having my foot amputated. In the last 18 weeks every part of my body has been prodded, poked and generally examined but the worst part of it was the first few days after the amputation having to use a bedpan and not being able to clean myself.

But after 5 months you stop worrying about it. And frankly I'd rather have had to deal with haemorrhoids than covid and the subsequent loss of my foot!

[Natehunter199]

Back in high school i had to get s sports physicals. And one time i have a very attractive female doctor. And when i had to drop my pants to get the ol turn your head and cough. I was distracted by looking down her shirt and got a full blown erection. And it didn't help that my testicals were in her hand. I was so close to shooting my load that it wasn't funny. I was happy that i didn't. Could you amagine how that would have went over. But thinking back on it now i feel bummed that i didn't. That would have been the quickest and easiest i have ever cummed. 3 more seconds and it was there.

[Don-_-Don]

I had to show my balls to a nurse.
I had that appointment because I apparently pulled something in my groin area. It hurted so bad that I thought I had testicular testortion, thankfully that was not the case.

[bowenw]

I'd say a colonoscopy. Just remember doctors deal with butts all the time and yours is no different to them. It'll be worth any embarrassment and pain to have the issue dealt with. Best of luck to you.

[Makeushiver]

Good luck. I'm kinds into only female Mds. i love my cute dermatologist spending 1.2 hour rub her fingers all over me when I'm totally naked and she has gotten any amount of close up she would see about her exams affect my arousal

[KingDio]

I would say wasn't a appointment but a medical examination requirement for joining the army which I wasn't prepared for and failed to manscape so I had to squit and move while butt naked, had my arsehole checked and everything else looked at... i was not prepared for such a thing 😅😅

[betaTester]

Say, do you automatically invite your followers to your question? I got invite notification from this question, and I can't imagine why anyone would invite me to read this 😂

[KostasKouvalis]

I've been checked for hemmorhoids. You'll be getting a lot more than a finger up your ass.

[ragequeen]

What's is like?

[KostasKouvalis]

It hurts like hell! You won't be able to sit for 30 minutes afterwards. If they only use their finger it won't be so bad, but if they stick that device up your ass you'll be in pain for quite a while. I've been living with them for over a decade. Suppositories are no fun either. If you can, have your boyfriend stick them up there. Hopefully you won't need surgery. But yours sound really bad. Mine have gotten somewhat better over the years, but apparently you can get cancer from them if left untreated. Are yours internal or external? I didn't even know you could get them from anal sex. Are you gonna tell your doctor that?

[ragequeen]

Yes of course I have to tell them how I got them. It will be easier for them to diagnose, maybe. Mine are both I think. I have some sticking out of my anus, but even when I try to push them back in they come back out. Its been like that for three years maybe. Theyve been on and off on bleeding, but lately theyve been bleeding every time I go to the bathroom. So I thought I had to overcome my fear and go to the doctor. I just have to.

[KostasKouvalis]

Yeah that's not good. Mine were bleeding like that at first, now it's just occasional smears. They come and go. I got mine from sitting. I use Prep H cream and whipes. It helps relieve the itching but not much else. Apricots and artichoke hearts work well. Last time I was prescribed stool softeners, but I stopped taking them cuz they were giving me yiest infections. I wish you luck. Hopefully you won't need surgery.

[AD240pCharlie]

Not really a doctors appointment I guess, but I had a meeting with my psychiatrist when I was really fucking hungover.

[DreamCatchcer]

As a male i once had a digital prostate exam. That's when the doctor sticks his finger up your butt to see if your prostate is enlarged.

I once had a physical. the female doctor had to check my testicles. Needless to say I got hard as she was touching me.

[Mr_Peterson]

Mine was the same. I had to have the doctor put her finger up my bum hole and look because it was itchy. She was a young woman and I felt quite sorry for her.

[ragequeen]

You had hemorrhoids too?

[Mr_Peterson]

I think so but nothing was ever found.

[roastbeef]

Yes have anal exams for prostate and yes its awkward getting in squatting and bending position and being fingered. The most awkward part was when female doctor opened the door and called out I need some lube, because there was none in exam room. Also the part of me not getting excited as she was giving me a prostate exam and then when she examined my penis.

[InferiorElegy]

I was in grade 7 and I was taken to the doctors for a check up, the doctor I normally had as a kid was an older male doctor but this day he wasn't there and his daughter who also happened to be a doctor was filling in for him, she reached down my pants to feel for abnormal lumps (lumps other than just my testicles) and as the was feeling around I got hard against her hand and all she did was look at me smile and say "that's ok, it happens" my mom was in the room, I could've jumped out the window right then and there.

[Guanfei]

I was... itching, down there, you know. So I went to my doctor, who was a woman, tell her the thing, expecting her to know the stuff and give me the proper treatment.
But she didn't want to, because she said it could come from different things. So... she wanted to have a look. Which I first refused, but she insisted that she couldn't say anything without seeing what it was all about.
So, here I am, pants off, in front of a quite beautiful lady handling my thing, with one of the biggest boner of my life. Needless to say, I wasn't very proud.
And worst about it is that it turned out to be nothing in the end.

[Nahid1707]

I haven’t been for a while

[bklynbadboy1]

Its when I had my prostate checked

[bastiónpassion]

I feel your pain, I’ve had hemorrhoids for most my life. They suck! My most embarrassing time was in hospital with impacted bowel. The doctor prodded my stomach with his hands until I thought I would die. Later the clog broke free and I had literally no control over my movements. I literally shit all over the room and it was pure green!!! 😳 worst part was my nurses were smoking hot and had to help me shower and clean up the mess. I wanted to die I was so embarrassed.

[OddBeMe]

My dentist said he needed to check my rectum. I’m starting to think it was a ruse...

[Joker_]

what the heck

[Valnac]

I just had a procedure and I needed a catheter in my cock,
turned out to be a young woman, she pulled the sheet away and was caught off guard and stood there looking, then she recovered and numbed my cock and put the catheter in.

[Tstrbrainer]

Back in my childhood when I a dermatologist examined my cock.

I never knew that it can come from anal, you should have diagnosed it in the first place.

And why do they have to insert a finger inside the anal hole?

[Tstrbrainer]

You can reduce the bleeding and discomfort by avoiding certain foods. Certain meat and vegetables might trigger the irritation. Your doctor will be able to advise on it

[the_sinner]

I had to pull my pants and undies down in front of a lady doc just bc I had a rash somewhere in my upper thigh. I was a college kid and it was too embarrassing.

[mrgspoter]

Was a X

[Nayyr]

I put my hospital gown on wrong, and I was in a room with 2 hot assistants. I had to completely take it off, and my penis was hairy and shriveled

[Nayyr]

^ i was told not to shave before the circumcision

[Joker_]

the nurse gave me two hospital gowns to cover both sides. i love her

[Nayyr]

So did I but im fucking retarded

[Joker_]

i need to injure myself so that i can be with some hot mommy nurses

[Nayyr]

hello everyone penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction has been a problem to me for more than 5 years, my wife always get disappointed with me when ever we have sex in bed, I don’t last for up to three minute, during sex, i have taking different medication but to no solution, then i went on the net for a solution on how to enlarge my penis and i got DR Moses Buba who help in cure erection and ejaculation problem with his product and also help to enlarge penis. i got in touch with him through is email buba. herbalmiraclemedicine@gmail. com , he replied me and gave me steps to follow and i got his herbal product. which i took for just 2 weeks and my premature ejaculation is now normal and my erection is hard and my penis got bigger up to 10 inches and 6.5 girth than before and now I can last long in bed. Now 10.5 inches long on erection and off course very large rounds. I am very happy for this Penis Enlargement experience with no side effects with doctor , DR Moses Buba you are in safe hands your healing is assured Email: buba. herbalmiraclemedicine@gmail. com. you can what Sapp him on : [phone] or reach me for more info about the great Dr Moses Buba [phone] thanks

[Joker_]

sweet

[Nayyr]

Thanks

[Joker_]

You're welcome

[AhmetMiraç]

a female doctor looked at my dick. but for examination. in this case nothing will happen. but at that time my dick was small and i wish it had grown up.

[jimmy2]

Took my wife to a doctor appointment. She has her clothes off and a open ass gown. Someone hit fire alarm and everyone pot NOW. She hot dressed and said my ass mot hanging out there. We finally get out of the building and 30 men and women stranding out there wth their ass showing. Lol

[knight2468]

This is the most embarrassing doctor’s appointment

[Yellovv]

Don't worry they see every day, ass and vagina..

[Pulseofsulfur]

Had to pull my pants down so that the urologist could check anything abnormal in my balls. ( I had to get surgery on my balls because it was really painful). That was a few years ago but that's the only thing that could be "embarrassing"

[Gripper1970]

I cam when i had a prostate exam,

[Anonymous]

I was examined in front of a girl I knew from school and her mom and little sister when my neighbor offered to take me to my doctor's appointment when my mom couldn't get time off from work. I was 15 at the time. The doctor seemed to think that I was the girl's brother, and explained to the 9 year old girl what she was looking for when checking my testicles and rectum, seemingly genuinely surprised that the girl hadn't seen these parts of my anatomy already and deciding that it was time for her to familiarize the inquisitive little girl with the male reproductive system.
When telling me that I had nothing to be embarrassed about when I erected in front of the four ladies, since it was a normal biological function of the male reproductive system for me to be erected in front of a female without regard to family relationship status or age. Thier mom looked like she was too embarrassed about the situation to correct the young lady doctor's misconceptions about my relationship status with her family by informing her that I was thier neighbor rather than their brother and son. My prostate and genitals we're examined and the doctor took her time filling out her charts and writing down information about my diagnosis and the need for regular inspections of my testicular development to address some tenderness in my right testicle and the need to check for lumps and irregularities in size and shape between my left and right testicles. When the younger sister suggested that she help monitor my development to ensure that I don't miss anything that feels suspicious when checking my testicles after bathing, the doctor jumped on board with that idea and showed her what was involved in a testicular examination with a detailed explanation of specific bodily functions and nomenclature of my reproductive equipment. I was to mortified to speak or even make eye contact with anyone in the room watching this demonstration of how to monitor the sexual development of my reproductive equipment. I believe the doctor actually intended to encourage the participation of this 9 year old girl in checking on my testicular development on a day to day basis to make sure I didn't miss anything when looking after a hot shower or bath.
When I asked their mom on the way home about her staying quiet about my relationship with her youngest daughter not being clarified when the doctor showed the girl how to examine her brother's testicles for irregularities that could be potentially life-threatening, thier mom kinda chuckled and indicated that it might not be such a bad idea for me to accept a little bit help and monitoring my reproductive development for the sake of my own safety and her daughter's education benefitting the developing understanding we kids gain from familiarity with the sexual development of my maturing male, reproductive system.
I didn't know if she was pulling my leg or not, but when the older girl clarified that her mom was suggesting I get on board with being patient for the girl's benefit and mine playing doctor, suggesting that I could use a little bit of a confidence boost in my self esteem, that validation of my masculinity could provide by dealing with my shyness in an assertive female study of my reproductive equipment in a safe, familiar environment where we can learn about cancer prevention and male reproductive function together, since the genie is already out of the bottle when it comes to them knowing what I looked like naked. If her youngest girl really wanted to play doctor, than she didn't have a problem with me being examined with my clothes off if I was O. k. with them familiarizing themselves with my reproductive equipment. She didn't think that I had anything to be ashamed of by being examined in the nude by girl's who are curious enough about my male anatomy to monitor my physical development when I am seen in my birthday suit. They couldn't unsee my privates after seeing me naked, but if they saw me that way for an extended period of time, than it would become a normal occurrence for us and maybe I wouldn't be embarrassed about it anymore.
I layed down on the kitchen table naked and fully erected while they examined my body the way the doctor showed us, and their mom indicated that it might be a beneficial for us to get comfortable with the idea of me receiving a little help in monitoring my reproductive development by checking for lumps and irregularities in the way my testicles normally look and feel by checking them for any problems on a daily basis to make sure that I don't miss anything when checking for tumors or changes in my health reproductive health.

[Anonymous]

I feel your pain. I also have hemmaroids and I saw a doctor about it for the first time recently and she stuck her finger up my ass and even though it really hurt I still got an erection and I was panicking but she either didn't notice or pretended nor to.

[Anonymous]

Once a female doctor examined my testicles.

[Anonymous]

Being checked for testicular cancer by a female doctor during a physical. Had to take my underwear off while she felt for lumps.

[Anonymous]

I have hemmorhoids and I never had anal. They are awful and I would have surgery if I needed it

[Anonymous]

definitely getting a boner when my doctor (middle aged semi-attractive woman) had her hands all over my balls and in my perverted imagination, she seemed to be enjoying it a little too much.