What's your most embarrassing doctor's appointment?

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to get my hemmorhoids checked lol. I had anal when I was 16 and my asshole hasn't been the same since. I should have checked it a long time ago but I was too embarrassed. I bleed a lot and they keep prolapsing so here we go.. About to get a finger up my ass (by hopefully a woman) 😂
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  • At my age, men who get annual exams get a prostate exam, which consists of a finger up the butt and then wiggled around. If a man chooses a female primary physician, some people will think that he is a pervert, so anyway. . . what difference does it make whose finger is up your butt?

    • I'm in a relationship so it would feel weird to have an old man's finger up my ass bc the last time I had anything up my ass, it was a dick and we were being intimate lol. It's just awkward.

    • Is it really much better having an old woman's finger up your butt?

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  • First off, I would like to state that it does not matter if your doctor is a man or a woman. They are doctors and you have nothing that they have not seen before. I have had both male and female doctors. You think a male doctor sticking a gloved finger up your butt is embarrassing, try explaining all of your kinks, and sexual anxiety issues surrounding women, to a female psychologist.

    Now, the most embarrassing thing that ever happened with me was when I was 17, and I was getting a hernia check by my doctor, for guys, they grab your junk and have you look to the left or right and have you cough. Well, I got rock hard, so I'm just standing there with a hard on right in the face of my doctor as he is grabbing my scrotum.

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  • Honestly whenever I go... Went to the dermatologist not too long ago and she commented on the amount of moles I have, on my acne, on the size of my boobs. It was bad.

    • damn what did she say about ur boobs?

    • @MarkyMark77 That they were heavier than others (which I know) and that the scars on them "don't look good". Madam, I am fully aware. Lol. That hurt.

    • lol why was she grabbing ur boobs?

  • My mum once thought I'd breast cancer. As if that wasn't bad enough, the female doc was absent.


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  • When I was in my late teens, my crotch started itching like cracy. I went to the doctor and he said I had scabies. Eeeewwww.

  • Definitely the prostate check.

  • That does not sound fun 😂 hopefully it goes as well as it can 😂

    For me, I'd say when a woman doctor touched my balls to feel if they were ok. 😂 pretty crazy

    • Wow, what was the check up about?

    • I forgot... I think it was just that I felt discomfort

  • i had an appointment because i was worried about being a chronic masturbater and porn addict... the doctor i got that day was a woman and not only a woman but one who turned out to be an old school friend... at first it was very embarassing but im glad i was still able to discuss my most personal secret at the time

  • Thanks for sharing you like it up the butt lol hope they can fix that for you lol

  • I'm in month 5 of hospital stay thanks to covid, including having my foot amputated. In the last 18 weeks every part of my body has been prodded, poked and generally examined but the worst part of it was the first few days after the amputation having to use a bedpan and not being able to clean myself.

    But after 5 months you stop worrying about it. And frankly I'd rather have had to deal with haemorrhoids than covid and the subsequent loss of my foot!

  • Back in high school i had to get s sports physicals. And one time i have a very attractive female doctor. And when i had to drop my pants to get the ol turn your head and cough. I was distracted by looking down her shirt and got a full blown erection. And it didn't help that my testicals were in her hand. I was so close to shooting my load that it wasn't funny. I was happy that i didn't. Could you amagine how that would have went over. But thinking back on it now i feel bummed that i didn't. That would have been the quickest and easiest i have ever cummed. 3 more seconds and it was there.

  • I had to show my balls to a nurse.
    I had that appointment because I apparently pulled something in my groin area. It hurted so bad that I thought I had testicular testortion, thankfully that was not the case.

  • I'd say a colonoscopy. Just remember doctors deal with butts all the time and yours is no different to them. It'll be worth any embarrassment and pain to have the issue dealt with. Best of luck to you.

  • I would say wasn't a appointment but a medical examination requirement for joining the army which I wasn't prepared for and failed to manscape so I had to squit and move while butt naked, had my arsehole checked and everything else looked at... i was not prepared for such a thing 😅😅

  • Good luck. I'm kinds into only female Mds. i love my cute dermatologist spending 1.2 hour rub her fingers all over me when I'm totally naked and she has gotten any amount of close up she would see about her exams affect my arousal

  • Say, do you automatically invite your followers to your question? I got invite notification from this question, and I can't imagine why anyone would invite me to read this 😂

  • Not really a doctors appointment I guess, but I had a meeting with my psychiatrist when I was really fucking hungover.

  • I've been checked for hemmorhoids. You'll be getting a lot more than a finger up your ass.

    • What's is like?

    • It hurts like hell! You won't be able to sit for 30 minutes afterwards. If they only use their finger it won't be so bad, but if they stick that device up your ass you'll be in pain for quite a while. I've been living with them for over a decade. Suppositories are no fun either. If you can, have your boyfriend stick them up there. Hopefully you won't need surgery. But yours sound really bad. Mine have gotten somewhat better over the years, but apparently you can get cancer from them if left untreated. Are yours internal or external? I didn't even know you could get them from anal sex. Are you gonna tell your doctor that?

    • Yes of course I have to tell them how I got them. It will be easier for them to diagnose, maybe. Mine are both I think. I have some sticking out of my anus, but even when I try to push them back in they come back out. Its been like that for three years maybe. Theyve been on and off on bleeding, but lately theyve been bleeding every time I go to the bathroom. So I thought I had to overcome my fear and go to the doctor. I just have to.

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  • As a male i once had a digital prostate exam. That's when the doctor sticks his finger up your butt to see if your prostate is enlarged.

    I once had a physical. the female doctor had to check my testicles. Needless to say I got hard as she was touching me.

  • Mine was the same. I had to have the doctor put her finger up my bum hole and look because it was itchy. She was a young woman and I felt quite sorry for her.

    • You had hemorrhoids too?

    • I think so but nothing was ever found.

  • Yes have anal exams for prostate and yes its awkward getting in squatting and bending position and being fingered. The most awkward part was when female doctor opened the door and called out I need some lube, because there was none in exam room. Also the part of me not getting excited as she was giving me a prostate exam and then when she examined my penis.

  • I was in grade 7 and I was taken to the doctors for a check up, the doctor I normally had as a kid was an older male doctor but this day he wasn't there and his daughter who also happened to be a doctor was filling in for him, she reached down my pants to feel for abnormal lumps (lumps other than just my testicles) and as the was feeling around I got hard against her hand and all she did was look at me smile and say "that's ok, it happens" my mom was in the room, I could've jumped out the window right then and there.

  • I was... itching, down there, you know. So I went to my doctor, who was a woman, tell her the thing, expecting her to know the stuff and give me the proper treatment.
    But she didn't want to, because she said it could come from different things. So... she wanted to have a look. Which I first refused, but she insisted that she couldn't say anything without seeing what it was all about.
    So, here I am, pants off, in front of a quite beautiful lady handling my thing, with one of the biggest boner of my life. Needless to say, I wasn't very proud.
    And worst about it is that it turned out to be nothing in the end.

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