What was the strangest place you would/have masturbated or had sex?

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Bricealan · Accepted Answer

Hi, Danielle, I think I wrote about this once before, but in response to a different question. When I was at Firestone Tire & Rubber, out of college, I remember jacking off in the men's room to a girl I worked with. As we became friendlier, I was in her office, (with her boss away) and the wooden structure was about waist high or higher and the rest to the walls, were glass to the ceiling, so you could stand or sit in her office without being seen, from the waist down, from the outer office people. One day , she was at her desk and I sat in a 'visitor' chair, and she pulled her dress up to her crotch, showing her her underpants, pantyhose, and crotch. I didn't dare unzip my pants, for the obvious reason, but instead put my hand in my pocket and rubbed my penis that way. I kept asking her to show more, but she could not pull the crotch of her underpants to the side, through her hose, so that is the best view I had. I eventually shot my wad in my pants, and immediately went to the men's room, before it soaked through to my dress pants. To show how sexual she was: When we next talked, she asked me, "how much was there" , meaning how big a wad did I shoot to her. ! I had not and never since had such a hot sexual experience with any girl/woman. I say that, because she was sexual enough to do something like that at work, and then inquire as to how much I had 'shot' for her. That is a quite high sex drive. As a side note: I think her boyfriend, an Akron police officer, was too intimidate by her sex drive to marry her, and I don't think he ever did, sad to say.

There has been some discussion on GAG about that kind of sex drive in girls/women, and I envy women with that kind of sexuality, and if married to her, I would suggest that we have an open marriage, so she could have a secure relationship, and yet explore her sexuality. I know this is more than you asked for, but maybe have some comment or others may also. That is it for the strangest place I have ever jacked off. (Other than when I was very young and had just started jacking off and needed a place to so it)

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Well weirdest one for me... was on a ultrasound table... she was trying to get ultrasound pictures of my prostate... but she couldn't something was wrong with it... so she asked my if i could ejaculate... i was stunned... but ok... i asked for my phone... she got up and grabbed for me... i expected her to leave... but she sat back down... i guess i looked shocked... she said “ow do u want me to leave” i said “ i dont care eather way... whatever“ ... i should mention one of the reason i was here was it was taking me a long time to ejaculate... so porn... and started... i admit it was exciting to be watched she was a bit chubby but hot... i could see her just staring... she didn't look away for 15 min... i said my hand was tired and shook it... it was funny she reached out and grabbed my cock and started jerking... then a few seconds later she jumped almost shocked that she was doing it... a few min in she was breathing hard and keep looking at the door... she stood up an dropped her scrub pants and panties to the floor and climbed on me... she was the wettest pussy id ever been in it was dripping... always though that was just an expression... i mean id seen wet pussy but never sopping dripping litterly dripping... she came and came and came holding in the moans... i came hard and she seemed shocked i did it inside... she got off... pants on and did the exam as fast as she could... the exam was inconclusive... figures... as a side note about a year ago she contacted me... asking if there was any history if genetic diseases in my blood line... aperantly her husband and her had been trying for years for a kid... and she begged me not to say anything i feel really guilty but said ok... not a fake story it happened

elizamichale1 · Accepted Answer

Well once i was dared to do it in a public loo n i was at this music festival n guys definitely knew what was that loo like but anyways i said ok n i did it with a stranger in that sooo smelly loo... gosh it was not just smelly n had pee all over but there was poo all over as well

C3397 · Accepted Answer

Art Gallery, river, near horse racing track, work, shop and umm what else.

bzcxx · Answer

the craziest place that I've masturbated must have been in the car while my parents were driving. I was a kid, discovering my body during puberty and recently chanced upon an erotica site. obviously, I was quite new to the concept of self-pleasuring but my hands started straying below the belt. I started by stroking, touching and trying all sorts of techniques, seeing which one feels best. with time, I realised that using my fingertips to rub and tickle the frenelum felt really good and of course I didn't stop, going faster and faster as I continued reading. soon enough, I felt an orgasm approaching and I ejaculated a huge load in my pants. definitely a huge mess - I felt sticky down under and I remember trying to conceal the smell all the way back home.
did this a couple of times - even in my parent's office!

abc3643 · Answer

A rest stop in West Virginia.

Leavesbound · Answer

When I was 10 I was sodomized in a church by two Roman Catholic priests. Would that count?

The_Maphio · Answer

Hidden by a tree in a public park.

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Either the backseat of a car or side hallway in a bar.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

one time when i was 15, i got so horny at church. i told my dad i wasn't feeling well and would wait in the car. so i went to the car and jerked off. i'm sure some passerbys saw me but i didn't care. i didn't think of the consequences of all of the cum shooting everywhere

Dargil · Answer

In a cross country ski trail on two ski parkas at 55 degrees in the spring.. We were 100 feet below the chair lift. Cheers and cat calls.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

JCPenney Dressing Room and Grade 5Th Class-room, no one was in the Class
then I finished myself off in the bathroom and one time I did it on my grandparents
living-room floor and everyone was in the kitchen wow what a close call almost got caught in the act

Drumlin2001 · Answer

English lesson at school

exitseven · Answer

I had sex in the laundromat.

Kabluie · Answer

high school portable classroom for sex, you know how they don't always keep those things locked.

BobbyC65 · Answer

I've masturbated in a walk-in closet while using the humping method and my mom and younger sister were asleep in the bedroom. 💞

DaveToo · Answer

Had sex on top of a mountain after climbing to the top.

FruitAndBlueEyes · Answer

Masturbated: my old job bathroom.

collie22 · Answer

Look out Rock top of the hill i hike too

jeremy_09 · Answer

i stayed at my girlfriend's friends house one night and i think she might have seen me doing it

Philyouup · Answer

Had sex on the front steps of her house.

oldermale · Answer

I wouldn't call it strange but had sex on nude beach with ex girlfriend while a guy watched us and masturbated. I've also masturbated at same beach while people walked past.