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  • I’d say it’s probably not having the whole “ooga-booga, I’M the alpha male gorilla!” vibe to either put on or deal with in other men.

    I’m a pretty rough-and-tumble guy, historically, I certainly have my own gorilla DNA in me, lmao. I do a lot of the stereotypical macho man shit, played football, I lift weights, I play hockey, I was a bouncer for like a decade….. I’m not 1986 Mike Tyson, but I’m just saying there are a whole lot of dudes you’d call “soft” before you could legitimately get to me.

    But, man…. especially when you talk politics these days…. so many guys are just completely steered by having this unwavering tough guy image. Big truck, some kind of decal on there to let everyone know you’re probably packing a gun, or advertising just how much of a “patriot” you are. “Don’t Tread On Me”, “Sons of 1776” hardo shit, lmfao. And I’m sure this extends beyond America…. but I feel like we might have the worst case of it.

    When you get to issues of just human decency and kindness, I see guys who I often know are otherwise good men taking these douchey stances, and it’s cloaked, they of course don’t say it in so many words, but it very obviously boils down to “but I’d look soft if I were to approach this compassionately, and the other gorillas might laugh at me and call me a soy boy.”

    I had a guy pull out in front of me in a pickup truck today, unnecessarily, but he just had to be first out of the gas station parking lot. “If you’re not first, you’re last.”😂 Anyway, back window has huge stenciling that says “I am the infidel Allah warned you about.” Then the tailgate, on either side of the Dodge logo or whatever it was, says, “You have the right to be offended…” and “I fought for the right to not care.”

    So my eyes rolled damn near out of my head, lmao. We won’t even go down the road of why the wars in Iraq or Afghanistan were fought as far as American interests go, but I think it’s just a matter of fact that “right to not care if people are offended by what you say” was not one of the reasons. And it just sucks that so many people want to interpret that to be “the spirit of the rule” when it comes to ideas of free speech, etc. Like acknowledging that you’re a douchebag and leaning into it proudly, with a big ol’ smirk. Kindly get the fuck off my planet, YIKES🤦‍♂️ Annnnnnddddddd I’m on a tangent, I’m so sorry😂😂😂

    But yeah, honestly, this Bill Burr but from back in the day says it all. Hilarious, but I gotta give it the F-word warning, albeit it’s done in good-faith context in service of the joke and mocking that kind of attitude. As someone who grew up in that era though….. this is the realest shit I’ve ever heard, and it unfortunately poisons the minds of so, so, SO many dudes who want to project themselves to be so unwaveringly hard (hey-ooooo😝) and no-nonsense, like that’s an admirable trait.

    I’m gonna shut the hell up, lmao, but with language warnings given, I’ll let Bill and his youthful lustrous red hair take it from here…

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/DmTgpsvkqt8

  • hmm...

    hmmm...

    hmmmmmm... probably the size, how most girls can just cuddle up, curl up tiny and pretty much sleep or nap anywhere, lol... like kittens do (=

    as a guy, if I ever wanted to nap or fall asleep somewhere, I need at least two meters space, and will look like a fallen building, lol

    • Hahaha. If you need to find me I'll be in the laundry hamper.

    • lmfao... and what an adorable sight would that be if you found me napping, you would be probably be like Nathan!!! what happened, are you okay!!

    • Why are you laying on the couch and loveseat?

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  • being strong physically, being hot for a bit longer, not being the one to have to carry a baby, it's easier to succeed professionally and be taken more seriously, being able to be a hoe and people praising you for it instead of it being social suicide, being able to act immature for longer and people not pressuring you as much to act 'correctly' and like a grownup, no pressure to look perfect, being able to hang out outside alone at night and be chill, having less pressure to get married and have kids especially before a certain age, not being expected to do as much housework or take care of the kids as much as the woman once you married with kids, no periods, people being less judgmental about how you act and what you do with your life

  • Maybe not envy but I think dick is absolutely amazing lol.

    Oh and peeing is easier ha.

    • Just in general you think dick is amazing?

    • I think if I was to envy anything it would be that 😏

    • I gotcha.

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  • Because I’m such a weakling, it’s definitely how strong they are.

  • Only thing I can say is abs and their clothes.

    • Females have abs too...

  • no one question their choices and no one see them as "needed to be protected" by default...

    I'm so pissed off... :D

    • That first one is not true.

    • @Nifrayu oh believe me... even if someone does question, it happens less frequently than if a woman does something out of the stereotype...

    • Not in my experience. If I choose to paint my nails or wear a skirt for example, that choice gets questioned all day long.

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  • A woman’s attention and commitment to detail! It’s always been something I actually do admire. They seem to do the best they can at a job and try their best to do it as close to perfect as possible. I’m more, just throw it together as quick as possible and call it good! It drives the women in my life CRAZY. My saying is, “that’s good enough”!

  • They know which girls are horny.

  • I honestly can't say I envy anything. I love being a man.

  • Not having to shave legs or crotch as much , not having periods , not having to wear bras having less medical issues like less likely to have breast cancer or bladder infections oh and they cum easier too. I may have dick envy I don't know. 🤣

    • Oh and guys are usually taller than women

  • Being able to pee more easily. I would love to be able to pee while standing up.

  • Nobody is stealing their right to bodily autonomy.

    • False! Mine was stolen on day one.

    • How?

    • A healthy part of my genitals was needlessly removed.

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  • I envy women’s ability to get sex easily and the privileges they get in the workplace and in general.

  • Women recover from breakups way better than men!

  • Since this got posted in the "sexuality" section, my mind immediately drifted to an answer of "the ability to have multiple orgasms" lol ;)

    • I can have multiple orgasms. It just takes me a long time to get to the first orgasm.

  • Hmm nothing really if I'm being honest.

  • Girls can make HEAPS and very easy money by doing OF…




    I have met and fucked girls that have talked and showed me how much they made in a week and my jaw dropped. Thousands. Basically made 2-4 weeks worth of my income in just one week. Lol






    Granted… I do understand that if a girl goes down that path that it’s not all sunshine and rainbows… there are definitely some negative consequences from doing things like that

  • Men being taller. Easier to see, reach things, not having to look up at everyone, etc.

  • Peeing standing up

    • Are you doing it

    • That’s the best

  • Multiple orgasms, lmao easy question!

  • Hmm they don't have periods, don't have to be in heels for hours and hours. Oh and they can pee standing up is really cool pretty much anywhere

  • All depending upon how conversation begins.

  • That they get to live life on "easy" mode

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