What do You Use to Cleanup?

What do you use to clean up after sex or masturbation?

Do you prepare ahead of time and lay down a towel?

Change your sheets afterwards?

I prefer to put a towel down before masturbating and usually the sheets don't get changed until the next day if I have sex and make a mess.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I'm guessing you're a squirter? I bought a waterproof blanket which we lay on the bed for nights I'm gonna make her go there. That way we don't mess our sheets or have to lay in the wet spot. Plus that puddle can be deep if I don't let up and make her multi-orgasmic.

    As far as cleaning myself up. I shower before and use a towel with a little soap on myself after. Usually after we finish, if it's bedtime, I have purposely drained her of energy and will ask if she wants me to clean her up with a couple rounds of a warm towel.

  • For sex I used to put a towel down but it was a passion killer interrupting the moment and put pressure on her that I was expecting her to orgasm and squirt. Now I have a water resistant blanket so as long as we are on it whatever happens happens.

    Solo masturbation varies: -
    Spare if the moment might just go to the loo and aim and shoot
    In the shower just goes where I aim and wash it away.
    Other times I might have a posh wank and dispose of the condom or shoot my load into a toy.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I have a pvc bedsheet that is often covered in cum, pee etc. It's much easier to clean

    • Pee? Etc? what else and what are you doing in that bed🤔😂

    • @tonygbro lots of oil and lube. I pee when we do anal, I squirt sometimes also and I get very very wet as standard.

  • Towels for masturbating and change sheets for sex

    • Do you change the sheets immediately or wait?

    • Wait! There better be more rounds

    • Amen!!!

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  • A lot depends on the circumstances, opportunity and place!

  • The luxury option for cleaning up is a soft, warm wash cloth. If I am having sex and we are taking a break, I will usually bring a warm, damp cloth to the girl. If I am masturbating, though, I like to relax and take my time—and a cold wash cloth is much less comfy. So, I keep a couple paper towels at hand. Facial tissues are not a good option. They tend to stick to the head of my penis, and it is uncomfortable to try to get them off.

  • 2nd towel, or shower spray

  • I keep a hand towel in the side table.

    • How often do you replace it?

    • Weekly when I do a wash.

  • What’s your favorite sex position in bed? Have fun a lot?

  • Towel works the best

    • @sarahp080106 actually finishing in her mouth is the easiest clean up

  • Tissues or wet face cloths.

  • Usually keep a towel

  • Nothing I just get up and go to the bathroom after

  • A pressure washer.

    • Do you make that big of a mess? LoL

    • Yeah, I usually do.

  • Terrific question. If it was me if you mean sex, lol a spare sheet or spare towel to be washed immediately in the machine afterward lol with high disinfectant as always. Lol.
    I would know though, lol. I'm still a v at 30 and I have no complaint

  • I kneel down in front of my clean toilets and masturbate and ejaculate into the toilet bowl. If there is any semen on my hand or penis, I’ll use toilet paper then flush my semen and the toilet paper then I’ll wash my hands with soap and water. 🙂👍

  • Well it depends on where I am at, if it is outside or inside

  • I actually use boxers to clean up. I'll lay them out and just shoot on to them.

    Then they just go straight into the laundry

  • Laying down a towel or two or three doesn't help if she's a real squirter and cummer, so we inevitably have to change the sheets. That's why we have 4 sets of them. LOL

  • Face cloth or hand towel. It can get messy real fast if you don't put a tent on the tent pole! 😎

  • Usually in the shower for easy cleanup.

  • Napkins. No clean up if I cum in pants

    • Please don't tell me your pants can stand up and walk away by themselves. 😋

    • @b_lova huh?

    • You mentioned cumming in your pants and not needing to clean up. Cum works like a starch and will stiffen any cloth. So then your pants could stand of their own accord. Plus, you have given them your seed of life so they could walk around. I guess it's not funny if you have to explain it. 😁

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  • I usually change the sheets or if she a really wet girl and a squirter I might put a towel down when we have sex but if i masturbate I usually prepared with tissue or paper towels.

  • It depends on if im planning on it or not. I usually just make a mess and change the sheets.

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