I'm guessing you're a squirter? I bought a waterproof blanket which we lay on the bed for nights I'm gonna make her go there. That way we don't mess our sheets or have to lay in the wet spot. Plus that puddle can be deep if I don't let up and make her multi-orgasmic.
As far as cleaning myself up. I shower before and use a towel with a little soap on myself after. Usually after we finish, if it's bedtime, I have purposely drained her of energy and will ask if she wants me to clean her up with a couple rounds of a warm towel.
For sex I used to put a towel down but it was a passion killer interrupting the moment and put pressure on her that I was expecting her to orgasm and squirt. Now I have a water resistant blanket so as long as we are on it whatever happens happens.
Solo masturbation varies: -
Spare if the moment might just go to the loo and aim and shoot
In the shower just goes where I aim and wash it away.
Other times I might have a posh wank and dispose of the condom or shoot my load into a toy.
I have a pvc bedsheet that is often covered in cum, pee etc. It's much easier to clean
Pee? Etc? what else and what are you doing in that bed🤔😂
@tonygbro lots of oil and lube. I pee when we do anal, I squirt sometimes also and I get very very wet as standard.
Towels for masturbating and change sheets for sex
Do you change the sheets immediately or wait?
Wait! There better be more rounds
Amen!!!
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The luxury option for cleaning up is a soft, warm wash cloth. If I am having sex and we are taking a break, I will usually bring a warm, damp cloth to the girl. If I am masturbating, though, I like to relax and take my time—and a cold wash cloth is much less comfy. So, I keep a couple paper towels at hand. Facial tissues are not a good option. They tend to stick to the head of my penis, and it is uncomfortable to try to get them off.
2nd towel, or shower spray
What’s your favorite sex position in bed? Have fun a lot?
I keep a hand towel in the side table.
How often do you replace it?
Weekly when I do a wash.
Towel works the best
@sarahp080106 actually finishing in her mouth is the easiest clean up
Tissues or wet face cloths.
Usually keep a towel
Nothing I just get up and go to the bathroom after
Terrific question. If it was me if you mean sex, lol a spare sheet or spare towel to be washed immediately in the machine afterward lol with high disinfectant as always. Lol.
I would know though, lol. I'm still a v at 30 and I have no complaint
A pressure washer.
Do you make that big of a mess? LoL
Yeah, I usually do.
I kneel down in front of my clean toilets and masturbate and ejaculate into the toilet bowl. If there is any semen on my hand or penis, I’ll use toilet paper then flush my semen and the toilet paper then I’ll wash my hands with soap and water. 🙂👍
Well it depends on where I am at, if it is outside or inside
Face cloth or hand towel. It can get messy real fast if you don't put a tent on the tent pole! 😎
Laying down a towel or two or three doesn't help if she's a real squirter and cummer, so we inevitably have to change the sheets. That's why we have 4 sets of them. LOL
Napkins. No clean up if I cum in pants
Please don't tell me your pants can stand up and walk away by themselves. 😋
@b_lova huh?
You mentioned cumming in your pants and not needing to clean up. Cum works like a starch and will stiffen any cloth. So then your pants could stand of their own accord. Plus, you have given them your seed of life so they could walk around. I guess it's not funny if you have to explain it. 😁
I usually change the sheets or if she a really wet girl and a squirter I might put a towel down when we have sex but if i masturbate I usually prepared with tissue or paper towels.
Most of the time ill grab a couple of paper towels if I think I’m going online which that intention.
When I have sex I always wear a condom so I just go wash my dick in the bathroom. If I jerk off I do it in the bathroom and just wipe the floor or I do it in the shower. I don't care about the sheets unless she isn't my girlfriend then I change it as soon as she leaves.
i just push it and wash it
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