Would you do a mermaid?

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Yay or nay? Also, how about the reverse mermaid?

 

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MsFZB6 · Accepted Answer

A merman or maid: yeah if I could breath underwater why not. As long as he/she is consenting. The reverse... no, than a merman or maid become more animal like than human like.

DivaMonae · Accepted Answer

Do a mermaid... No. Be a mermaid yes, specifically Ariel. But anyways would I do a mermaid no a merman in the other hand... Lol jk

Account · Accepted Answer

I'd go for the reverse OBVIOUSLY.  HOTTEST THING EVER. (j/k, neither)

nerdyasianman14 · Accepted Answer

All this talk about fish sex has got me hungry for some fish and chips.

cavmanier · Accepted Answer

Reverse mermaid totally

XRabbitHeartX · Answer

Eh... I'd go for both :) Voted C

Theguyoverthere · Answer

If I was bored maybe.

CptAwful · Answer

The Mermaid - She's flat on the front, I don't see a cloaca, where do I?

The Reverse Mermaid? She's got exactly what she needs to be a great partner, I'd totally fuck her - she has lips!
Fishhead. It's a pun. Fuck you it was funny in my head.

aamy811 · Answer

With the first kind, how would that even work

truthbeknown · Answer

I heard mermaids smell like fish.

existing_not_living · Answer

Well since we both don't have a penis, that might be kind of hard. But the fish head... that's just... it's just... wibbly wobbly timey wimey

William_Kendrick · Answer

you can't 'do' a traditional mermaid, as they have no ability to 'do' anything... well.. almost

i mean paizuri and a blowjob.. but.. meh.. no thanks.

we would love each other and no babies.. so screw that.

MelbaB · Answer

Nope, I just want a normal male human by the time I get into a relationship.

mutedaisy · Answer

How would that work?

Levin · Answer

...,.,.

been_waiting · Answer

Where Is The Vagina On A Mermaid

epiman94 · Answer

Do mermaids have genitals? They also can't spread their legs... Just too many problems with the logistics of it all. And the reverse mermaid is not an option. Just no.