Girls, would you let your male friend dry hump you because he's single and has needs?

[Anonymous]

Girls always talk about how they need their needs met but what if your guy friend wasn't getting any and you might have a boyfriend so the only decent thing that isn't cheating would be to let him dry hump you.

Would you allow it? Would you ask him if he wants to?
This would literally mean clothes on crazy humping where he cums inside his pants and rubs against you like your a ragdoll.

she dry humped me once, i always have to keep an eye on her

[19magic]

Umm freaky, a male friend did this once while drunk and I distanced myself immediately, he never showed any signs when sober but drunk was another story

[Jessie91331]

what are you 12?

[Asker]

inches? yeah

[Mystic_Nova]

Uh, noooo. He can jack off if he is feeling frustrated, but I'm a friend, not a craigslist or tinder chick.

[Asker]

what if he asked you to watch to check he's doing it right, lets say no girl has ever made him cum and he doesn't watch porn so can't really cum from jacking off

[Mystic_Nova]

Yeah no, that's not what you do with friends. You dont help them get off. I'm not a friend with benefits if that's what he is looking for.

[Asker]

oh this would be purely advice and improvement tips. also he doesn't know if his dick is big or small so is wanting you to tell him. He also hasn't ever seen a vagina so doesn't know how it feels. He sometimes cries and he tells you he wished he was a girl

[bigmisssunshine]

No way

[Asker]

what if he threatened suicide?

[bigmisssunshine]

Then I’d call up some professional help for him. I won’t let myself be used like that. Not even if he’s that desperate

[Asker]

a hooker? would you pay her and keep that secret between you and her?

[bigmisssunshine]

Lol of course not. I’m in no way responsible and going to help my friend with his sexual needs.

[Asker]

ok what if they said they'd do all your laundry massage you tell you how pretty you are every day and even bring you icecream (by the way this friend cares for you emotionally and losing them would mean you break up with your boyfriend because its not like he cares as much)?

[bigmisssunshine]

What if what if. No means no.

[bigmisssunshine]

I would in no way and under no circumstances help him.

[Asker]

okay now your boyfriend has dumped you because you appear quite selfish and you know your friend is available and clean because well he's not getting any is he 🙄

[bigmisssunshine]

Lol I have standards.

[Asker]

3yrs later you notice him again and this time he's got a hot body and made you say "wow" and girls are swarming all around him and he doesn't notice you anymore. Would you now? 😏

[bigmisssunshine]

You act like you know me. You don’t. At all.

[Asker]

i dont know you.

[bigmisssunshine]

I do like your story telling skills though

[Asker]

the next day you're standing in a canteen waiting with your tray to be served and he comes up to you and burps in your face and looks at you. You find out he's dating the baddest bitch in your organisation. The end. (this was a true story)

[bigmisssunshine]

Lol 😂👏 Have a good day. You made mine

[Asker]

can you tell me why it made your day? (the real story it was role reversed.. the girl burped in my face (i didn't react i just was emotionless) and later on her bad ass boyfriend helped my stupid brother get out of trouble with 3 guys when i asked him to)

[Jooying]

That’s not pure friends anymore. The whole relationship change to friend with benefit.

[Asker]

uh oh

[Cherokeehp]

No that’s fucking weird.

[Asker]

what if you had low self-esteem and being made to feel attractive is a positive

[Cherokeehp]

No. That’s fucking weird.

[Asker]

you need a slap tbh i'd literally punish you

[Cherokeehp]

Ewww.

[Amanda2]

I never understood Dry humping. My ex did it on our first date and it felt weird. I just tongued him down and asked him to drop me home

[Asker]

you gave him a BJ? no that isn't the same thing, dry humping is rubbing knowing you'll both feel aroused

[Bellaco]

No he can go fuck himself

[Asker]

would you watch tho? make sure he does right, that could be the problem

[ArcticBliss]

Heck no. He better find a pillow.

[Asker]

your pillow?

[ArcticBliss]

No..

[Asker]

he sleeps on a bed of nails..

[ArcticBliss]

Than I'd give him a pillow to keep

[Asker]

only if it's fresh and warm from you resting your head on it

[ArcticBliss]

I'll stick it in the freezer first

[MandaFanta]

Okay so dry humping is definitely cheating first of all and I'm not sure I would, he can go choke one out.

[Asker]

But your hair is so sexxxxxxy 😕

[MandaFanta]

😐😐😐😐

[Asker]

i mean it you're v. pretty i think you're italian mia amore

[Anonymous]

Heck i would have sex lol i am horny all day and night

[Anonymous]

Ummmm I would absolutely not allow this? That’s what masturbation and is for and it’s completely inappropriate for him to ask you to do this and it’s even more inappropriate for him to ask to do this to you while knowing you have a boyfriend. I would consider finding a new friend...

[Asker]

what if he asked your help to masturbate because he burnt his hands saving a girl from a fire

[Opinion Owner]

You could come up with a million excuses and I would still find this very inappropriate/disturbing lol

[Asker]

what if you were the girl he saved from the fire and your baby too.