I got fired for masturbating in a lactation room. Can they really press charges for sexual assault?
Yes as it's a designated area you are not allowed in and you used it for sexual activity while on the clock.
Can she really press charges for sexual assault since it was an "accident"?
It wasn't an accident as you chose to go to an area you knew you weren't allowed to and you chose to masturbate there. Her walking in and not knocking doesn't make it her fault though it does show quite a bit on how victim-blaming for gals is still ingrained in society.
"I always thought it was unfair that there's a special room for women to play with their t*ts in private but not one for men."
Guys can play with their t*ts in private in the restroom the lactation room is an area for breastpumping not playing with t*ts so it's not unfair that guys don't have a lactation room as guys generally do not lactate.0 0 0 0R/woosh issa joke lmao. Obvious troll post
"unfair that there's a special room for women to play with their t*ts in private but not one for men." What the hell? Ah, right, because lactation rooms are for women to play with their breasts for enjoyment; because women actually look forward to being bitten or pumped. They only exist because many people freak out if a woman is breastfeeding.
I'm glad you got fired. I have no sympathy for you. You don't masturbate in public, especially where children are cared for and fed (think about that... it is disgusting that you'd do it there). And had your "accident" happened to me, you would not be acting so lighthearted (and prideful? do I detect some pride in how you wrote this?) about it all.3 3 0 1this is obviously made up.
It wasn't in public obviously.
that is pretty f***ing hilarious dude!
the fact that you got paid such a handsome amount of cash should of been your biggest indicator that masturbating in public or on private property (that actually might have it's own liability clause) may cross the line.
with her pressing charges? I would write a formal apology...
and maybe go to a women support group for those who suffer from lactation.0 2 0 0Ohh I know how bad it is but I didn't think I would get caught, hardly anyone ever uses that room lol what are the chances...
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"I mean its her fault for walking in and not knocking after all" ? WOW
I hope that's your excuse you tell the Judge... and I hope you get a female Judge
do you understand that you may have to register as a sex offender for at least 10 years?
I think you need to take this a bit more seriously...
unless you're trolling, then your lucky
how gay to have a bunch of guys talking about masturbating , DISTURBING !2 0 0 1Dude! "Lactation!" It means for women who are lactating... which means it's a room for breast pumping or nursing babies! Whether the women there use it for fooling around, it's a place we'd normally avoid. >.<;;;
2 0 0 1Thats the whole point of going in there to masturbate...it was the most fun I've had in a while so if she doesn't press charges it will probably be worth it haha
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6 8LMFAOOOOOO I AM SITTING HERE CRACKING UP.
YOU MADE MY NIGHT. THANK YOU!1 2 0 0Glad you find my life amusing...
That's really unfair. You should have gotten a promotion instead.
Did you try to keep calm and link walk the dinosaur?0 1 0 0There is no skin contact, she just walked on you for daring the guys, that you have the balls to do it *literally speaking*
0 0 0 0You need to get her the D. That will relax her tightness.
0 0 0 0Do you think a lactation room is there for woman to play with themselves? You have some growing up to do.
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