Why do nerds have big dicks?

[Shyoutgoing]

I'm dating a nerd now, I was so shocked he was hung like a horse. This isn't a troll I swear.

[kaylaS91]

Maybe more nerds have big dick than jocks who do because jocks will be more competitive, participate in sports to prove their 'masculinity'. Silly, I know, but it seems like a lot of guys I know who are athletic do it for show, to almost prove how manly they are. Perhaps they do that to make up for what they're lacking down below?

Nerds, on the other hand, can know they're well prepped. Which in turn will make them feel like they have less to prove in day to day life. No concern that their lady will be disappointed when she sees their package, so they're confident doing as they please in their spare time.
(Just a thought, of course could be completely false.)

[cavmanier]

Would female athletes have bigger vaginas then? I didn't down vote you by the way.

[kaylaS91]

@cavmanier haha ummm.. I have no clue about girls, or how much that would apply to female athletes overall. For girls, performing well athletically doesn't do much in terms of proving your femininity, or how you're a 'real' woman, though right? That's just a random thought about the guys thing. Just based off of some of my own observations.

[cavmanier]

Oh well Ronda Rousey would have a huge vagina then lol

[Polaroidbabe]

If he has the typical body that most people associate with a "nerd", like thin, non-muscular, scrawny... There are actual studies done that show a correlation with that body structure and bigger dicks. I just happen to be a very lucky girl in that I'm extremely attracted to men that have that really thin, scrawny look ;)

[justbanANNAz]

LOL!!!

#generalisation181 u have to see this @pt1911

[PT1911]

Oh... oh my... I mean... well... you see... This made me laugh

[justbanANNAz]

HAH! xP @pt1911

[Phoenix98]

Yuuusssss sooooooo close to #generalization200 when you reach that I'll make a feast lol if you ever get to 500 though I'll have to erect a statue which means I better get started on recruiting a slave... I mean work force.

[justbanANNAz]

well ill be expecting some serious amounts of food via express mail thanks. as for the statue, i'd like to actually have 7. one beside every wonder of the world. thank u. better get them 'work men' ready. @phoenix98

[Phoenix98]

lmao, yes ma'm !!

[Tw1nm3t3or]

Because the jerks, assholes and knobs can't have absolutely everything. That would be absurd.

Basically put, yes we do we aren't stupid to do drugs or any other crap with unfortunate side effects :) those unnatural rocks you call muscles DO come at a price.
Also add our learning mindset and not being completely in love with ourselves like the alpha scum who think they own the world which does good for making us top tier in bed.

[Ihav2fart]

Damit! I knew I should've studies harder... my dick would've been bigger ;(

[crystalt70]

Lmao! That's what did it.

[Ihav2fart]

@crystalt70 I suppose it's punishment for not studying during school.

[crystalt70]

Lol. Maybe so. I didn't study either. Maybe that's why i have no penis. *Shrugs* Oops.

[Ihav2fart]

@crystalt70 dangggggg! I studied a tiny bit.

[crystalt70]

Haha! See? It's all in how much you studied. Make sure you tell your future children.

[Ihav2fart]

@crystalt70 I don't know if any lady wants to start a family with a guy who only studies a wee bit.

[crystalt70]

Lol. You guys are way too hard on yourselves. Then again, so are most of us women.

[Ihav2fart]

@crystalt70 wee're hard on ourselves cause you ladies are hard on us.

[crystalt70]

And vice versa.

[Shyoutgoing]

Omg this was hilarious!

[DivaMonae]

That's sad that this isn't a troll question... Just like he has a big brain his penis could be large too.

Jocks don't have to have big penises.

[Illusive_Man]

Oh so this is how it is.
The moment nerds get associated with big dicks you all start associating yourself with the nerds but before then they're just the weird boring guy and

"No one like nerds"

Fucking typical. It's like the hipster scene all over again.

[YourFutureEx]

#1. Nerd = Human being
#2. Human beings = Different sizes
From #1 & #2
Nerd = Different sizes

Luckily, your nerd guy is on the bigger side.

[QuestionMan]

This^

[YourFutureEx]

@QuestionMan Thanks fella :)

[usernameismyusername]

Answers it! Boom

[YourFutureEx]

@usernameismyusername Nerds 1 - 0 Generalisations

[summiter]

Enjoy the great sex! How often are you having sex with him? Does he get you off... I hope so!

[Tw1nm3t3or]

Damn right he does. Also complains that you jocks can't :)

[Ren-Riven]

Not all nerds have a big one :p

[normalice]

probably because we masturbate a lot. Hard to say if there is truly a correlation, but that's my guess.

[findingdreamland]

Hımmm he wasn't showing off so you did not expect. So i do not think it is fair to generalize for all of them.

[DodgersGM]

Probably because of their sexy tighty whities. 💚

[Mesonfielde]

Because you were lucky in your find.

[sawno]

Simple, we know how to make them bigger.

[ImaSloth]

I'm kind of a nerd and I must say I'm happy with my penis, but my tongue is the real winner ;) Muahahaa

[helva]

Some nerds will have big one's and other have small or little ones.

[cinderelli]

i dont think ''nerd'' had to do anything with his penis size..

[Sjeggy]

because we need something going for us ;)

[Dillion]

The meek shall inherit the girth.

[crystalt70]

Lol. I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes. Haha!

[BlackMac97]

Lol cause they're blessed.

[ChrisRoberson]

Probably because literally anyone can have a large dick. I didn't even know that "Nerds" were a thing anymore.

[Phoenix98]

Lol that's all I can say lol.

[muspelhem_5]

It's the Force.

[I_am_repulsive]

They have to be a nerd to have a big dick?

[crystalt70]

Lol. Didn't you get the memo?

[Red_Arrow]

I got the memo @crystalt70, but I told them I was not turning mine back in.