I was running through this big desert sand cave and a giant boa was trying to wrap itself around me. Somehow I wiggle my way out and it starts laying eggs. I pushed an egg aside and some hot Indiana Jones lookin mf calls me to attention and asks if I wanted to stay and battle the snake or if I’d rather outrun a TREX. I meeeean, yea! Like thats way cooler.
So I chose the dino and the guy quickly pulls me through a see through wall into some Land of the Lost grand canyon like room. When he grabbed me, I landed on his thigh and was practically riding it. I could feel how hard he was because his thang-a-lang was resting on his leg in his pants. Sooo I decided that maybe I wanted to play with an anaconda after all 🤣 We start to get frisky but then he pulls off his hat. I didn’t like his face, specifically his nose so I pushed him off of me.
I head out and walk into a room where there's a change of scenery and I’m now househunting with my mom/sis. But the house appears haunted and all the doors keep opening and slamming shut. We try to escape but I fall down in this kitchen filled with what looks like homeless people. All of a sudden, I start choking and gagging on something.
I reach in my mouth to pull something out and it looks like a ball of ramen noodles (possibly maggots). I keep trying to throw it up but its turns into this long colorful yarn and it just keeps coming and coming. (I don't know if you’ve seen the Impossible but it was like the seaweed scene). Once its all out, I quickly get up and run outside but forgot all about my family. Oh well, everyone for themselves! Then I woke up 💀🤣🙈 #FeelFreeToList #DreamALittleDream
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