Any weeeird dreams last night?

I was running through this big desert sand cave and a giant boa was trying to wrap itself around me. Somehow I wiggle my way out and it starts laying eggs. I pushed an egg aside and some hot Indiana Jones lookin mf calls me to attention and asks if I wanted to stay and battle the snake or if I’d rather outrun a TREX. I meeeean, yea! Like thats way cooler.

So I chose the dino and the guy quickly pulls me through a see through wall into some Land of the Lost grand canyon like room. When he grabbed me, I landed on his thigh and was practically riding it. I could feel how hard he was because his thang-a-lang was resting on his leg in his pants. Sooo I decided that maybe I wanted to play with an anaconda after all 🤣 We start to get frisky but then he pulls off his hat. I didn’t like his face, specifically his nose so I pushed him off of me.

I head out and walk into a room where there's a change of scenery and I’m now househunting with my mom/sis. But the house appears haunted and all the doors keep opening and slamming shut. We try to escape but I fall down in this kitchen filled with what looks like homeless people. All of a sudden, I start choking and gagging on something.

I reach in my mouth to pull something out and it looks like a ball of ramen noodles (possibly maggots). I keep trying to throw it up but its turns into this long colorful yarn and it just keeps coming and coming. (I don't know if you’ve seen the Impossible but it was like the seaweed scene). Once its all out, I quickly get up and run outside but forgot all about my family. Oh well, everyone for themselves! Then I woke up 💀🤣🙈 #FeelFreeToList #DreamALittleDream

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here's the seaweed scene I had to live through in last nights dream but with yarn/ramen noodles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6DWS_t2rtQ
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  • I don't know if this can be classified as weird, but I dreamt I was in highschool, but not my highschool days, my parent's highschool days. I went to school with them, and for some reason, I was tutoring them.
    We were best friends, than I had a car crash, and went inot a coma. When I woke up from the coma, I started talking to them like old friends, and asked them stuff only someone who went to highschool with them would know, and they looked weird at me, because I was their son now. I was confused. Than the dream shifted to me trying to MacGyver my way out of zombies invading my home.

    • Okay Back to The Future lol

    • Yeah, a little bit. I was watching a "back to the future" marathon a week ago. Maybe that's why I had that dream. And I watched the new MacGyver series a few days ago. That explains a lot, but not the zombies.

    • The only thing i watched yesterday was horrible superhero films so I don't know why I had that dream. Well i did watch a short about a haunted house the day before that

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  • I'm not convinced outrunning the Trex was a good choice. Both cats and elephants can run at 30 mph - it seems to be a quadruped thing. Just googled for interest and, yes, Rex could do 30 mph.

    I think you'd get him on the turns however.

    If I dream they are more strange than weird. I have a classic where I discover more rooms in my house.

    • Yea the turns and zigzag is what i’d be doin for sure. And i know his arms couldnt reach me. I’d just worry about him stepping on me

    • Zigzagging would definitely be the thing to do. He'd probably only turn as nimbly as an aircraft carrier (I would hope).

    • In Land of the Lost and Jurassic Park it didn't exactly work but i’d still do that lol

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  • It was scary. I dreamed the elevetor I rode on the other day, malfunctioned =(. Someone was in there with me too. We were all trying to figure out how to make it work again, when finally, it did. My god scary.

  • I dreamed I was eating king sized pieces of hershey's chocolate bars.

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  • It sounds to me as if you could use a good, stiff dickin'.

    That's my perspective.

    Just sayin'.

  • Just the usual ones... they're pretty perverted... lol

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    • I've been chatting online with a woman who lives near me and we agree to have dinner. When I arrive at the restaurant, she's sitting there with another guy who she introduces to me as her date for the evening. 'What about me?', I ask her. 'Oh, when I said I wanted to have dinner, I meant that I wanted you to pay for me and my boyfriend to have a nice time, but if you're good, maybe you can lick me clean after we're done fucking, loser... ha ha!'

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  • Nope better luck tonight lol

  • Just literal fever dreams

    • Whats that

    • I'm getting over being sick. So I literally had fever dreams lol nice change of pace but still weird.

  • Stuck in a glory hole and there's something on the other side that's really biting too hard. And I can't pull it out.

    • 👀👀👀

    • It was definitely not a wet dream

  • I did! I had a date over and I had a huge fight with my dad (which isn't unusual) but my date was just standing there. And then he pulled me away from my dad we got in his truck and left. we had a long talk while in his truck. Which is weird because the guy in real life drives a grandma car!

    • Haha maybe you had a dream about his dream car

    • probably. It was a nice white chevy

  • I love dreams - they are so crazy and you can learn so much about yourself!

    • Mmm im not sure what mine was teaching me

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    • So are you gonna share one

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    Last dream that I can remember was that I went to a party with a friend and then everyone got drugged with some gas in the air and I couldn't find my way home because all of a sudden I was in a completely different town.

    • Whoa thats scary

    • @DizzyDesii Haha definitely! And that's the type of dreams I tend to remember.

  • I haven't had a dream in a while, let alone a weird dream

  • I had a weird dream where I was back in highschool and I couldn't leave and the same thing was happening like it was in a loop or replay. I woke up a couple times thinking why in the hell I thinking about being back in highschool

    • I hate being back in school type dreams

  • I had a dream that a bunny woth rabies was chasing a pitbull

    • Omgeee

    • I woke up laughing

  • Only when I was little. Thinking that am covered with worms 😬🤭

  • Damn what a dream you had. I rarely dream. I didn't dream last night. Don't remember when I dreamed last.

    • Aww okay

  • Thats a crazy dream mate! I slept like the dead today, not a flutter of a dream sorry

    • Lol i slept maybe 9 hours so i dreamed way longer than i needed to. Nightmare after nightmare

  • I had one about aliens and other weird dreams 🤔... and some frisky as well but the weirdest one is talking to dead people I fucxxxx hate those but according to rumor if you ever dream of shxt that means money

    • Oh wow never heard that

  • I’ll have what she is having…. lol

    • Lmao

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