Any weeeird dreams last night?

I was running through this big desert sand cave and a giant boa was trying to wrap itself around me. Somehow I wiggle my way out and it starts laying eggs. I pushed an egg aside and some hot Indiana Jones lookin mf calls me to attention and asks if I wanted to stay and battle the snake or if I’d rather outrun a TREX. I meeeean, yea! Like thats way cooler.

So I chose the dino and the guy quickly pulls me through a see through wall into some Land of the Lost grand canyon like room. When he grabbed me, I landed on his thigh and was practically riding it. I could feel how hard he was because his thang-a-lang was resting on his leg in his pants. Sooo I decided that maybe I wanted to play with an anaconda after all 🤣 We start to get frisky but then he pulls off his hat. I didn’t like his face, specifically his nose so I pushed him off of me.

I head out and walk into a room where there's a change of scenery and I’m now househunting with my mom/sis. But the house appears haunted and all the doors keep opening and slamming shut. We try to escape but I fall down in this kitchen filled with what looks like homeless people. All of a sudden, I start choking and gagging on something.

I reach in my mouth to pull something out and it looks like a ball of ramen noodles (possibly maggots). I keep trying to throw it up but its turns into this long colorful yarn and it just keeps coming and coming. (I don't know if you’ve seen the Impossible but it was like the seaweed scene). Once its all out, I quickly get up and run outside but forgot all about my family. Oh well, everyone for themselves! Then I woke up 💀🤣🙈 #FeelFreeToList #DreamALittleDream

Updates:
11 mo
here's the seaweed scene I had to live through in last nights dream but with yarn/ramen noodles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6DWS_t2rtQ
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  • I don’t remember if I had any dreams last night

  • Not last night but when I do get weird and unexplainable dreams its usually a sign I'm coming down with an illness

    • Oh wow thats scary. I did wake up with my neck and boobs all sweaty after that nightmare

    • how are you feeling now?

    • Like i dont wanna get outta bed lol

  • That was a super cool and funny dream to hear but it must have been scary when you were watching it.
    As for me, hoping to sleep today so i can get a dream, it's been a few days.

    • Watching it? I was living it

    • That's true. I must have been a fun ride until the last maggots or noodles part

    • Especially the fight with the "snake", if you know what I mean

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  • I've had weird dreams before but they usually involve some kind of sex hahaha. While others it has been some kind of a nightmare

  • Last night? Nope.

    But I had weird dream once, few years ago.
    In the dream, I was a powerful guy who knew that someone under me is conspiring against me and is planning to kill me that night.
    I laid peacefully in my bed waiting for the sniper.

    • Ummm wow

  • weird and bad dreams should want to forget. so telling others make a memory in future, which I don't like personally...

    because bad dreams will not come or happen in future unless we tell others about it...

    • Thats only if you share them at night

  • I have heard that eating a lot of sugar can cause bad dreams. I passed out from physical exhaustion.

    • Its true and i made sure not to eat sweets these past few nights but still had the dreams

  • Yep. I was on the top floor of my old college building & water rose right to the floor below me, and the building was swept away so I was trapped in a floating building. Fun times.

    • Sounds really scary

    • Yeah, wasn't my most fun of dreams