Are girls jealous of our testicles?

[Anonymous]

My sister and I were arguing yesterday and she was clearly getting heated trying to explain to me her theory that testicles are poorly designed. She thinks that just because they're exposed that they're weak but she doesn't have them so who is she to judge?
As males, our testes are the centers of our masculinity and therefore strength over women. I do not see how you could not want them.
Is she jealous/projecting? Do you women feel inadequate about your groins or the strength you miss out on without testicles?

[ShedZJ001]

Lol oh no I don't want testicals, and must not be great having something hanging

[Anonymous]

Maybe a little bit. First off, don’t let her tell you that testicles are more vulnerable. It hurts us just as much to be kicked in the vagina as it hurts to be kicked in the testicles. They’re both major weak spots/design flaws, but your design flaw is arguably better than ours because it doesn’t give you periods and it gives you extra physical strength and speed.

[bigmisssunshine]

No we don’t feel jealous of them.

[Asker]

Then why do you act like it?

[bigmisssunshine]

You don’t know me so you can’t say I act like it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Asker]

"You" as in all girls. They joke about and mock our balls out of some sort of jealousy.