Guys, can you fit your dick in a toilet paper roll?

[xxxheartbreakerxxx]

[NJ_Casanova]

I barely fit when I'm Soft/Flaccid.

USA paper tube is 5.27" ID

I'm 5" soft girth.

I only fit 1/2 " in when hard as I'm over 5.75" at the head and get to 6.3" at the base... over 2" diameter.

Looking for a toy for my EX i Found out that they CLAIM to be larger like porn stars.
9" advertised dildo is usually 7"L and 5.5" in girth

10" are usually 8"L and 5.5< 6.28 " in girth

[Anonymous]

No. If there weren't friction, I could be -sqeezed- into that size, but I'm naturally above it and can't jam my way in. I used to be uncut, and when I was, if I pulled the skin forward, then inserted part way, I could thrust part way in. Skin back, couldn't get in at all.

So this is how I know hard dicks are still a little compressable, lol.

[AlphaMale1]

Webster defines a dry fuck as: Putting your cock inside a cardboard tube
lol

[God_of_Thunder]

No, I can't.

I've tried that, and I can't fit, regardless of whether I'm flaccid, or hard.

[Guy2345]

Hahahahahaha... So, this begs the question; Would a toilet paper roll fit in your va-jay-jay?

[ColinReid]

It's pronounced VAGINA.

[Guy2345]

@ColinReid I actually do know how to spell AND say "Vagina" and am not embarrassed to use it either. What part of the slang "Va-jay-jay" did you find unappealing?

[ColinReid]

I don't find it unappealing. It's just a lot of unnecessary letters to type.

[Guy2345]

Ok. Understood. Just "expressing myself" how I want to "express myself". And I did the typing, so...

[ColinReid]

Now that I think of it, I was horribly rude. I've had a bad day so far, but that's no excuse to be a bitch to someone I don't know. I am extremely sorry about my actions.

[Guy2345]

No problem. Bad days happen to the best of us, brother. I hope it only gets better, from here on out. :-)

[Slayter]

I don't know I'd have to try first

[WiseTurtle]

mostly everyone can because it's large enough

[ilovesexyfeet]

Not something I've ever tried but I doubt it lol

[404filenotfound]

I tried that once and it doesn't fit lol

[KingDio]

i dont think i ever thought of doing or tring that and really dont need to so who knows

[Browneye57]

Quit it. And quit watching so much porn. :)

[genericname85]

tried that before xD it barely fits.

[RedThread]

Why would I want to even try that?

[RandomStranger133]

What the fuck 😂😂😂😂

[Problem13]

never tried and never will

[blondfrog]

LOL I've never tried.

[1inten]

the other half thinks its hilarious. But why do you ask?

[Yumix]

never tried lmao

[Timodeum]

Not proud to admit it, but I did try it once, and it wouldn't fit.

[the50wattbulb]

the raisins get stuck

[YHL6965]

Probably, never tried.

[king34]

barely, don't worry about how it happened, just know it does

[TotallyAlmost]

Not even close.

[HeatNation1]

Can you fit a baseball bat in your vagina?

[Blitzkrieger]

not all paper rolls have the same diameter of hole.

[NJ_Casanova]

In the USA they are pretty standard. 5.27" ID/5.35" OD.

[Blitzkrieger]

@NJ_Casanova send me a roll then.

[NJ_Casanova]

I could probably Take a pic of me measuring one and post it to Imgur. then post a link. I've measured Scotts, Charmin, cottenelle, Northern and a few more... the only ones I've notice that were MUCH wider were non-name brands/commercial rolls used by companies/townships.

[Blitzkrieger]

@NJ_Casanova its fine lol you dont have to go through all that trouble.

[LoïcSD]

It goes trough

[samwite]

HARD No...

[Anonymous]

When it's not hard, yes! Lol. 🙂

[Anonymous]

yes, with a cozy space

[Anonymous]

When flaccid yes.

Erect the head can but not the rest of it.

[Anonymous]

I will ask the Supermarket Cashier. She looks knowledgeable...

[Anonymous]

I just measured a roll and it is 5” around and I am just at 7” so no way not close.

[NJ_Casanova]

7" in girth?