Do/did your parents try and keep you from masturbating?

I have a friend and her parents took the lock off her door, won't let her go anywhere by herself, and only let her use the bathroom for 10 minutes at a time. I didn't know people were still this fucking retarded since the 1800s😒 Is is this an isolated thing or did anyone else have brain dead parents?
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  • Yes, they did; my mum caught me in the act of masturbating the first time I ever did it, when I was 12, and I got 'the talk'- telling me that sex and anything sexual in nature was inherently filthy, evil and demonic, and forbidding me from ever doing it again. She's got this insane idea about "the Sex Demons", and that masturbating opens the door to be possessed by evil spirits- she's called me demonic multiple times, and she's even approached an exorcist to try and exorcise the "evil sex demon" inside me.

    They wouldn't let me go anywhere by myself- they couldn't have a lock on my door, on account of the fact that I had to share the room with my older brother, and they didn't do the bathroom thing, since we didn't have a shower, only a bath-tub, and it took me less than 10 minutes to fap anyway, so time wasn't an issue. When they found that I'd been watching porn on my laptop by looking through my browser history at one stage, when I was 17, they snatched it away and smashed the laptop so that I couldn't watch porn on it.

    They still do try to keep me from masturbating even now, when I'm a 29yr old grown man, more than 11 years older than my mum was when she absconded to marry my dad. But she nags me incessantly about "being pure" and grills me about it literally every time I bring up wanting to have a girlfriend- I'm still a virgin, the ONLY one of my siblings and cousins who still is- asking me "you aren't thinking about anything dirty, are you? ARE YOU? You'd better not be!" Every night, after midnight, she still barges into my room, trying to catch me in the act, interrogating me about what I'm doing being up so late and nagging me about being on the computer.

    I've had to hone my reflexes and refine my technique to the extent where, even when I AM doing it at the time when she barges in, she still can't catch me doing it. I had to get a dark web browser so that it wouldn't show my search history, so that they wouldn't be able to find out that I'd been watching porn and so that they wouldn't deride me as a demonic entity for watching those things.

    And I do watch those things, and do masturbate, an awful lot. An average of five times a day now, in fact. But I've managed to keep it secret, even when doing it that often, from my parents for the past eight years now. I'm not allowed to have a sexuality. But I do, and there's nothing that they can do to take it away, no matter how hard they try.

  • Weird as hell. thankfully my parents minds their own business lol

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  • That sounds more like sneaking out or web camping with boys or something like that, as opposed to masturbating. I can't imagine anyone's parents even wanting to KNOW about their child's masturbation habits, much less try to intervene.

  • I never had a lock on my bedroom door and I masturbated away anyway. If I felt like they'd barge in, I'd sit by the door so I can jump away when they try and come in and say I was about to leave the room

  • That's insane.

    Nah, my mom bought me my own vibrator.

    • Wow ur moms awesome, my moms cool with me masturbating but she'd never buy me anything.

    • Lol it was funny. I bought my own, but when I told her about it (we're very open about this stuff) she responded with "oh noooo, you need one that takes AA batteries! Need some POWER behind that! I'll take you shopping."

    • Can we trade Mom's for the weekend?😄

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  • It often depends on the religion of her parents and how they believe is the correct way to raise children.

    In modern times I think it is pretty isolated. My parents certainly never did anything like that. My mom once walked in on me while I was masturbating, she didn't say anything then or ever after but afterward always knocked on my door first.

    Remember that everybody's parents are different and that each house is different. In her house her parents may just be very conservative or religious, or have different rules about each other's privacy - that does not necessarily make it brain dead or retarded, just different from how you maybe grew up or how your parents treat you...

  • Ten minutes is MORE than enough time, have her parents never had a wank?

  • Wtf? No. Fortunately they never caught me in the act either - how uncomfortable would that be!

  • Nah, my parents never said anything about it.

  • 1. There may be more to the story than what your friend is telling you. She may be openly masturbating in t he presence of a younger brother; if she was doing something like that, she wouldn't tell you.

    2. Removing locks from her bedroom door is an extreme measure but, again, we don't know their side of the story.

    3. People in the 1800's were no retarded. Making comments like that will encourage people to respond to you like you are a little kid instead of a young adult.

    • They owned slaves, powdered themselves instead of bathing, and burned "witches" , so yeah I see your point😒 Anyway my friend tells me everything.

    • 1. Most people did not own slaves and that was abolished in 1865. 2. People bathed themselves as they were able but they did not have plumbing on their houses so that they could take baths on a daily basis. That does not make them stupid. 3. No one burned witches in the 1800s. A few people did that in the 1600's but that does not mean that they were all retarded. 4. Your friend says that she tells you everything but that doesn't mean that she actually does. Aren't their some intimate details of your life that you do not mention to any friend. Being convinced that your friend tells you everything doesn't mean that she actually does so. . . but if it makes you feel better to believe that, I will not try to take that fantasy away from you.

  • And that girls parents are destined to soon become grandparents...

  • my parents never tried to stop me. My parents found out that I did and she assured me it was natural. I don't see why you would need a lock on your door to masturbate though

  • I'm sure it's not a completely isolated thing, but it's a very rare thing.

  • She should call CPS or something.

  • No never have I seen any parent do that before.

  • lol nah
    but i ve caught xD

  • lol What? Umm? I am not a child.

  • WHAT? They dont let her masturbate? Thats too invasive there, why do they care what she does? My parents never knew if I masturbate or not.

  • Lol i learn such a thing for the first time

  • No. My mom always tried to catch me doing it. Like if she suspected I was 'busy' she would suddenly barge into my room. I was always just sitting there minding my business, and she would be like "hi" and then close the door again. Srsly what do you make of that? Is my mom a bit mental or something? XD

    • Y does she wanna catch u doing it ew

    • swing a helicopter dick at her next time.

    • @CheerGirl38139 I can only do that when its.. 'not up'.. xD

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  • Mastyrbating makes you blind.

    • No wonder you misspell so much.

    • @TonyRyanAgain I dom't msstyrbate.

    • Apparently you do it Michael j Fox style... lol.

  • At first I thought yeah, that's retarded. But then I realized, it's really fucking annoying when the toilet is constantly occupied by a masturbating teenager. Put a lock on your door ffs.

    • Oh I reread it. They took the lock off of her door. Yeah. They're retarded.

  • No. Probably because they don't think I do this kinda thing.

  • nah they didn't care

  • thats so fucking sad, i never even had a door lock. but that never stopped me from masturbating.

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