I talked to a lady with a funny story. Her date had about a two inch penis, and lasted about a minute, and went to sleep. Can you imagine that?

I talked to a lady with a funny story. Her date had about a two inch penis, and lasted about a minute, and went to sleep. Can you imagine that?

I've had six guys, and they were all 5-6. That was nice, wanted and heaven... but it won't get you to the promised land. It ain't over till the fat lady sings. How is this even complicated? He didn't have fingers or a tongue? The funniest part, was he called for a second date.

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  • At that point he should attach a toy to his dick and then after he gets you off you can suck his little peter.

    2 minutes though? Absolutely pitiful. That should be about the amount of time it takes you to blow when you've been edging for awhile.

    • He should have cared more about her.

    • I agree, he was way too selfish. He's even cheating himself out of good sex.

    • You're a smart guy, so I'm sure you've heard the phrase "There's more than one way to skin a cat." I don't know if he was selfish or just stupid. But his wife went to the bathroom and cried and masturbated. Two decades of this. She stayed because they had a daughter. When the daughter died in a horrible accident, the wife dumped her husband. I don't like the word "slut', but let's just say that she's now making up for lost time. She just wants what she missed. She wanted to be wanted.

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  • ouch! lol

    • Yep...

    • how could he get it in? I feel like there is always an inch or two hanging out no matter what, unless you are trying to push all the way in

    • i'm not saying it went in. Google "orgasm gap". Guys can cum at the drop of a hat. Women take much longer. But in order to get her "there", you have to actually care. Some guys care, and some guys don't. I know a woman who told me that her husband said that only whores need an orgasm. These guys exist. I'm not slamming guys, because most of them have a brain. But some do not.

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  • I talked to a lady with a funny story. Her date had about a two inch penis, and lasted about a minute, and went to sleep. Can you imagine that?

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  • How do you know it was two inches? Did you have a measuring tape with you at the time? And he probably asked for a second date because you gave him the impression you were happy with his "performance", so why did you mislead him like that?

    • "I talked to a lady with a funny story" I can't believe the lack of reading comprehension skills on this site. It's like I'm talking with monkeys.

  • My FWB’s husband is similar small according to her.

    She said he is quite selfish and self centered when it comes to sex.

    i was like what? No way but I will take your word for it.

  • Sex may not have been great but how did he treat her?

  • Yeah, my guitarist was like that. I guess that's why his girlfriend always wanted to fuck ME so much!

  • It's not his fault he's just trying to work with what he has and he probably doesn't have a lot of experience.

    The fact that you felt the need to not only share this story but belittle the man is pretty telling.

    • He rolled over and went to sleep after he got "HIS. He didn't care about her. How do you not get this?

    • Ok so he's selfish that ain't right. But it also doesn't change what I said at all.

    • Most women can't cum from dicks. They cum from tongues, fingers and toys. I wasn't slamming his the size of his dick, I was slamming the size of his brain.

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  • I’m confused…are you just body shaming the guy? If so that’s fucked up…

    • Learn to read.

    • @applepie409 I did…and am still confused…

  • I never saw a two 2️⃣ inch penis

    • Oh, yes you have;)

    • @Billlewis are you sure Bill?

    • Yes, ma'am, or at least two and a fraction, etc.

  • 2 inches!! Damn!!
    Guess It's true that when you know others shortcomings you feel good about your own 😅

  • Can we PM?