Doctor confirms covid will shrink your dick. Are you scared?

Question

It's official, scientists have confirmed that covid makes your penis to shrink by a whopping 1.5 inches. That's a third of most guys on GAG.
www.walesonline.co.uk/.../catching-covid-can-cause-your-22733656
If you got covid more than once it might just shrink to nothing.

So for those of you who've had covid did you notice any shrinkage?

Fireguy17 · Answer

that is a new one. I'm going to call BS on that one.

Razp_Sorbet · Answer

And the vaccine will make it grow 👀

anon1903 · Answer

I'm bisexual. And a girl. I ain't worried.

exitseven · Answer

hahahhaha @purplepoppy What would we do without you?

Not_Average · Answer

Lmfao

FilmGuy93 · Answer

There was a time when I would have been terrified, but after you rejected me, I would jump at the chance to catch Covid...

Wester1967 · Answer

This is why republicans secretly want to get it and spread it. So that everyone will eventually have a johnson as small as theirs

honeylover21 · Answer

Haaa 😏 wow that's funny

PhxBB13 · Answer

What the heck? I knew it. Something was wrong when I got Covid. Mine has definitely shrunk about 2 inches. I have been going to the doctor and they can’t explain it either. This is what must have happened to me then.

awkward_author · Answer

I'm fully vaccinated, and COVID doesn't shrink your dick, so there's nothing for me to be afraid of.

KatherineJ · Answer

I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have to worry about that. 🤣

genericname85 · Answer

i wouldn't be surprised if they actually spread that bullshit as factual news to get men to buy the vaccine more. no method seems cheap enough for them to indoctrinate people into getting this vaccine. waiting for the day till they advertise it as making you immortal and immune to every disease on the planet.