Girls, have you ever actually measured your man's length/girth/circumference?

Question

Guys often refer to their dicks with all three on this site, asking women if their diameter, circumference, inch, cm, bone-pressed-length, lean of their balls, etc, are good/big enough.

... But, as a woman, have any of you actually measured as extensively as they do? Because I've literally never measured a dick before. I mean, if you have basic concepts of measurement, you can tell more or less the general length at first glance, but I don't think most women actually measure all of the aspects of dude's penises.

mike216 · Answer

The only time I measured was when I was probably 13 or 14. Never had complaints about it so never cared.

Prankster13 · Answer

I know the length by a ruler. Besides that I don't measure. Seems kinda odd...
"Hey what were you doing in your room for ten minutes?"
"Oh. Just wrapping a tape measure around my junk seventeen different ways." 😕😂

bubble_tea · Answer

Yes.

EragonX · Answer

Does it even matter what the measurements are because most avwragr penises can't fully fit a vagina anyways, since I think the average depth of a vagina is something like 8 inches? and it can expand to large circumferences - like when they push out a kid
Penises will never match up to a baby coming out of there

rgb008 · Answer

No lol
I remember someone told me when you are about to go down on him put the bottom on your hand on the base and measure it to your middle finger or whatever to see how long it is. I've never actually done that though haha. My friend is very interesting when it comes to her sex advice lmfao

Swaggirl1 · Answer

I have not. Besides we all know that for some reasons tape measures are not accurate when measuring a man's penis. It always adds 3inches.

Pink2000 · Answer

Yeah

eMaNnUeL · Answer

Not all girls can guess the length. Lot of girls say they want a guy with a 9 inch dick but if they saw a dude with an actual 9 inch dick they'd run. That won't even fit properly with most girls. But a lot of dudes that claim to have a 9 inch dick really don't seeing as how a very small percentage of guys actually have a dick over even 8 inches

douride2 · Answer

Only once way back when. I only did it to prove a point. He was kind of stretching the truth.

VixenRach · Answer

Nope, never done it but now you've got me intrigued to try at some point I don't know 😂😂

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

Wait... why would I or any guy need to measure their balls? For hang?

LegateLanius · Answer

I never felt so insecure as to bother measuring in the first place.

SketchForger · Answer

I've never properly measured my dick, I've only take a shampoo bottle, put it next to my dick and said "is it longer... or shorter?" and never revisited it again.