Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.
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No, because that would do absolutely nothing but make a lot of noise. You know the loud noise the motor makes when you put your hand over the end of the hose and it impedes airflow? That's what would happen, along with your power bill shooting up. LOL.
No doubt that suction is a good thing, but that's artificially achieved a lot more quietly by products specifically made for the job. Most male sex toys are essentially a tube with an opening on each end, in order to facilitate easy cleaning, but there are some that are closed at the far end specifically to create suction, and you either have to use a condom or you have to throw it away after one use, because cleaning it would be difficult at best. But it would use no power and make no significant noise, and would replicate the experience far better than any vacuum! Hahahaha.
I used to clean out my pussy instead of using Tampax.
HAHAHAHA XD
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Nope, the answer is no. That shit is dangerous.
Nope, never tried it, nor have I ever been curious about it. No desire, whatsoever.
i was too fat it would not fit in the hose and now im even bigger or fatter. lol. but yeah i gave up trying because the pipe was too small . what kids want try lol
... F it. Yep! It was a beautiful summer morning and I just got into 7th grade when Scary Movie was played on another kids birthday party (Doofus cleans room+first tits I had seen since my mom's) when I got home, nothing. U till I finally was home alone and tried it. Yes, it worked. And even a couple of times after but there had to be some airflow and made a lot of weird noise
no never tried the vacuum cleaner, what happened to the good ole days of swiping one of your dad's playboys and a pack of his smokes for afterwards :P
It didn't work at all. Didn't hurt. Didn't arouse. Dumb idea
I personally haven't due to artical I read when I was younger about a guy who used new rainbow vacuum cleaner which his wife bought. Unbeknownst to him the vacume had blades in hose that cut up larger trash picked up and you guessed it chewed up his junk so I've avoided
wouldn't fit, sorry. and not for lack of trying hahaha.
no but this little guy loves it
you really got some crazy questions 🤣
That's what I was thinking
Never. Sounds gross. All the dust and whatever inside of the tube just is so unsanitary... 🤢🤢🤮
Noooo
Never tried
It does have suction, but if you seal it, it sucks too hard. You can hold it off but the noise is too much and it does not cycle like a BJ should. Like every teen guy who had access to one, I tried it but never went back to it.
Haha - no. But I have wandered around the swimming pool jet. hahaa
My tongue got stuck.
The ambulance guys laughed at me.
I learned my lesson.
I've watched porn of men and women doing this
I hoovered a woman’s vagina because she had cobwebs
The black widow.
I thought about it, but actually I didn't execute. Cause the vacuum just looks too dirty for that.
I've thought about it, but I'm afraid it might do some damage
Should I try it?
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