First of all, don't apologize. It's a natural question to ask and nothing wrong with it.
I will share my experience and you can take it for what it's worth. I have only done anal with one person, my girlfriend. But we have been together for five years and have probably done anal together way more than a hundred times. When we first started doing it she used enemas to prep but we quickly found they are not needed and sometimes make more of a mess anyway. The only thing she does now (sorry for the TMI) is stick a finger in her bum before we have sex to check "course conditions" as she calls it. We usually have sex late in the day or at night, and by that time the course conditions are almost always favorable.
That's not to say that we don't occasionally run into something unexpected, but it's uncommon (maybe 5% - 10% of the time). And even then, it's never a big deal... usually just a little fleck or "pebble" that can easily be brushed or wiped off. It never bothers us. It's a small price to pay for the enjoyment we both get from it.
Any guy who has a problem with the occasional dirty spot during anal should just never do it. If a guy lucky enough to be with a woman who will allow him the honor and pleasure of fucking her in the ass, he fucking better never make her feel bad about the occasional "mud on the course". If he does, he is a piece of shit (pardon the pun) and doesn't deserve her.
Okay, the whole shit on the dick thing... For me it has never happened... usually a women knows if there is a possibility for that to happen and says something, like... "careful it might be a good idea right now". I usually ask if its okay before I just insert dick into ass.
So no it is not common to get shitty dick. Yes you shower after and wipe any thing off but its not like straight shit on your dick... and any man that wants to do anal (like the vast majority of men) know the risks and accept them.
Only time I had any issue with shit was when I was young and I drunk as hell and I went to finger a lady and hit the wrong hole... yes I got a finger full of shit. But I was very inexperienced at the time... it was dark and I was drunk.
A guy should expect and not be rude if any accidents happen. If you have regular bowel movement and food, it should be possible to not get anything on the dick. It's good to do a bit of cleaning before as well or try a dildo (also to stretch a bit and make it more enjoyable).
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Usually fine! Some risk comes with the territory and I think we sort of accept that as a toll for having different types of fun. I think anyone with any familiarity still keep some cleanup stuff on hand.
For a more practical answer you could always do your usual prep and try a toy. It would give you a very fair answer for your own case.
I've only ever had it happen once or twice. As most have pointed out here already showering beforehand is definitely a good start.
My Fiancèe and I heard from someone that coconut oil works really well as a lubricant 🥥. Turns out it does work amazingly well. When a liberal amount is used for a guy and girl it really makes the whole experience all the more pleasurable.
As long as you do decent prep, including diet and poop before a session, then shower etc, you should be fine.
There is always the off chance his cock will pick up some chocolate sprinkles.
A douche might help before hand, however it’s often best to just live with it.
Never had that happen to me and we do anal on occasion.
as long as you clean beforehand I don’t think there is anything to worry about
Its potentially unavoidable but not as common as you'd think. Girls who like and are into anal usually have a good clear out before hand and ckean up well and have good hygiene so it really doesn't happen much.
It's a thing that for sure can happen lol. Of course it more relates to when they've cleaned themselves and when they took a shit last. The more spontaneous more chance I would guess.
Also just cause you cannot see the faecal matter don't mean it ain't there so... I am gonna guess were talking about visible which would gross the person out. But if not then yes always.
But again if were talking about visible and what freaks out the person then it all just depends on the circumstances leading up to it really.
If you do anal at any point that's something to think about and accept may happen I think.
Other than that I have no clue without personal experience.
Two things. I only had anal intercourse with one woman for any extended time. A second woman did not want to because of the thickness of my penis, and I only penetrated her ONCE, and pulled out. With the first girl, she invited me to do it, (a real surprise) and I NEVER experienced feces on my penis. She DID ask me to stop once or twice as she had to go to the bathroom, and I assume she had to empty her colon, although she did not say.
Secondly, I asked my MD about anal, and he told me that every thrust IN with the penis, the urethra, in the head of the penis would 'open' and close, making it possible for fecal matter to get into the urethra that way. We did it for quite a while and nothing ever happened. Not common to experience feces during anal, as most women would know if she had feces in her colon beforehand
It can be messy for sure. And if he cums in there, skip the white pants. LOL
About half of guys like it, the other half thinks it's gross.
About 75% of LTR's try it at some point.
About 35% of women will tolerate it occasionally.
About 10-15% like it a lot and do it often.
It's not for casual encounters.
There are a bazillion nerve endings there, and once associated with pleasure can product huge O's, especially in conjunction with direct clitoral stimulation.
Your mileage may vary.
I think that's a rooky mistake. Men don't necessarily know that you have to clean out your ass, cause girls who have experience with anal automatically do that. Nobody wants shit on their dick. I think most men don't really even consider that possibility until it happens XD
I have anal sex almost everyday with my girl. Shit is almost always involved, at least a little. After the first round, She poops out the semen and we do another round, and there usually is no poop involved. Just take a poop before you do it, and use mineral oil for fiber is the best and cheapest lube I've used ever. It depends on the guy though. Some might get turned off from the smell. I wouldn’t. It feels too good, and eventually your nose sense gets used to the smell and you don’t even notice it.
That sounds so gross the way you put it
I’m no disagreeing one bit lol I don’t think there’s really a “good” way to put it
Yeah
It happens. Usually morning there's more of a chance than in the evening.
I have only done anal once and probably never or refuse to do it again. My first time was a bad experience and me and my girlfriend not it be something new to do. First we had to use a, lot of lube and was still hard for me to go in then it starting to hurt her and I was getting no pleasure from it. I really never thought getting poop on my dick but that's probably another reason I will never do it againm
I never got shit on my dick and my girlfriend and I have a lot of anal. Probably half of the time we have sex, at minimum
You can clean yourself too. Butt yeah poop comes out of your anus so expect it.
Doesn't have to happen if you are regular and don't do anal when you're backed up but not really a big deal. I'd just use a condom for cleanliness
Well…it happens. My wife cleans her poop shute frequently and most times are ok. But it’s a human body…
No I've never got pop on my cock from anal
I’m a guy who does not like anal even if the chic is smoking hot I’d rather put my penis in her pussy vs her any day of the week. Not trying to have my dick small like shiy and it’s not naturally wet like a pussy is. Pussy just feels better and no nasty smell
I've been doing it for a bit over 10 years now. Has it happened? Yes. Is it common? It depends. If you prepare then there's low risk but if you do it spontaneous then it increases of course a bit
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