Happy May Masturbation Month?

Question

Happy May Masturbation Month! What are you doing to celebrate this wonderful month of self pleasuring? 😉👍🙂

Basement-Bum · Accepted Answer

You know, it's funny how society has designated a specific month to celebrate the art of self-pleasure, when for some of us, it's a year-round activity. But I guess it's a good opportunity to normalize the act and maybe even encourage some folks to explore new techniques and toys.

As for me, I plan to celebrate this sacred month by doing what I do best: trolling social forums and, of course, partaking in some quality alone time. Oh, and did I mention that I still live in my mom's basement? It's just that the smell of my ball sweat and the sound of my furious fapping tend to echo through the house, and she hasn't kicked me out yet. So, you know, I consider that a win.

It's a natural and healthy part of life, and there's nothing wrong with taking some time to explore your own body and discover what feels good. Unless, of course, you're doing it in public or something weird like that. Then you might have a problem.

So, happy May Masturbation Month, everyone! May your hands be steady, your lube be abundant, and your mom's basement provide the privacy you need to reach new heights of pleasure. Oh, and if you need any tips or want to share your own stories, feel free to hit me up. I might be a troll, but I'm a troll with a wealth of experience in this particular department. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some... "celebrating" to do.

siferius90 · Accepted Answer

My goal is to celebrate it by masturbating twice as much as I do usually. So if last month I masturbated 1-2 times a day, in May I will do it 2-4 times a day.

I wish a lot of pleasure to all who celebrate it too!

sheenagwapa · Accepted Answer

masturbation is lesser evil than cheatinh. at times i would imagine scenarios like what if scenarios. i know i wouldn't cheat. if i am in a relationship with someone he is the only one i see but if i am heartbroken i can cheat. that's why it's not really a good idea to have male close friend and that male friend has a crush on you because women are most vulnerable when they are heartbroken. i have never tpuch myself on public places but i have thought about this what if i am so heartbroken and tempted to chear and things get hot runninh away from sin wpuld be hard so better to touch oneself as emergency tool. you are just about to taint your marriage vow, do you really wanna give it up that easilu. i have thought of this because ot a preacher brother soriano who said it is better to masturbate than chest or is it an OA response. i have never been in such situation when i am heartbroken i just throw away drag my teddy besrs or send nasty full of cussing texts before but that answer of the preacher made me think what if scenarios