1. Maria - Very religious, wants you to go to church with her every day, expects you to confess all your sins to the priest. Wants you to pray with her before every meal & before you go to sleep.
She's Submissive. Favorite position: Missionary.
2. Claire - She's Vegan & will date you only if you become one. Has lots of pets & expects you to treat them with respect. Hates smoking & alcohol. Religion means nothing to her, she is Agnostic.
She's Dominant. Favorite position: Cowgirl.
3. Erica - Member of Antifa, wants you to join Communist party.
She is Atheist, hates imperialism, doesn't believe in democracy.
Her life dream is to start the global revolution.
She's Equal. Favorite position: Sideways (face to face, nobody's on top).
4. Jenny - Liberal Anarchist, hates racism, supports LGBT, and expects you to do the same. She smokes cigarettes because she thinks it's cool. She's LaVeyan Satanist.
Doesn't know how to cook, and expects you to do it, but she is an excellent driver.
She's a Switch. Her favorite positions: Fusion, 69 and Pegging.
5. Yasmine - She's Muslim, expects you to convert & to be circumcised. She prefers men who are breadwinners, cause she wants to be a housewife. She's an excellent cook, but doesn't eat pork.
She's Submissive. Favorite position: Doggy style.
6. Catherine - A Wiccan, supports Neo-Paganism & Pantheism, hates Abrahamic religions. She is a Vegetarian, but doesn't require you to become one. She is a Left-wing Socialist.
Loves EDM music but hates rock, rap, pop and other genres. Occasionally likes to get drunk and party whole night.
She's Dominant. Favorite position: Inverted Missionary.
7. Mindy - She's Feminist and Environmentalist, hates pollution, supports Greenpeace and approves only electric cars. She is infatuated with Hippie subculture, likes Rock music, and tends to smoke weed from time to time.
She's Switch. Favorite positions: Reverse Cowgirl and Spooning.
Guys, if you could choose between these 7 girls, which one would you pick to be your girlfriend?
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
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What Girls & Guys Said
9 108I'll stick with my girlfriend thanks.
She's attractive minus the horrific personality.
I mean honestly, I feel like these women would get nowhere unless they found a guy who resembled themselves almost completely.
I mean Jesus Christ so extreme!
What if your were single, and these 7 girls were the only girls left on planet Earth? :)
Then either Erica or Catherine. But if they were the only girls left on Earth then I mean they'd have to get over their extreme views. I just wouldn't deal with it. I'm not against them having their own opinions of course, but more of them trying to impose them on me. Tbh I picked those two out for the looks alone because I don't think I could stand any of them 😂 I might just end up going single if they were the only 7 left on earth 😂
Between maria and yasmine, couldn't pick one
You like them because of their looks, or cause of their life style?
Lifestyle
Nice, and which one of them seems to be more physically attractive for you?
Catherine and claire as for physical looks
Excellent choice :)
Thanks 🙂
You're welcome :)
I picked Catherine because although I think Wiccanisn is a little much, I'm a pantheist with a strong disdain of all the abrahamic religions as well. If she won't make me be a vegetarian that's cool, I don't care about people with their special diets. She just needs to not bitch to me about contributing to factory farming just for wanting to have a steak. I love rock, and I love some small fracture of rap, but I dislike pop so we'd have that in common. I really just don't have much exposure to EDM but I'm sure its better than if she's some screamo lover or some shit. I also enjoy getting drunk and am not against partying all not by any means, so we'd be alright there. I don't dislike that position and hey, if she wants to be dominant, fuck it sit on my face and lets party.
Finally, one of the best answers ever 😎😎
If i had to pick one it would be 1. But go to church everyday? That's the only thing i think is unrealistic and i'm sure we could reach a compromise there. You don't have to be in gods house every day to worship him.
I agree, she is a bit extreme, like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons :D
I (tried to) ignore the photos and the sex position nonsense. From what I can see, ''Mindy'' comes closest, but ''Erica'' also is a strong candidate. Can I have both, please?
Of course you can :)
4 or 7. wouldn't go near the rest.
What advantages did you notice about 4 and 7?
They seemed the most open minded. The others all seem to have some closed minded veiw on certain things which are kinda deal breakers
No 1 please bob, the rest sound horrible.
Really? Is it because of her physical appearance or because of her personality?
Well all the women are equally attractive
... physically.
They look more like escorts than anything 😂😂😂
Well, they are not :D
In terms of look Erica and Catherine but in terms of personality Catherine but Erica is close!
Mindy has the best personality because I highly support a healthy environment. She isn't the best looking, that goes to Catherine but I would choose Mindy because her beliefs match mine. I don't like smoking but I would be ok with her doing it occasionally.
Well explained 👍
Well, this Seven choices reminds me of the "Seven deadly sins of Man". Like for real, they are all gorgeously stunning but in the end they are all good for a short term relationship rather than a long one. With that being said, if i were to choose i would go with number 5. (Yasmine). For two reasons, because she can cook and her favorite position. (btw, not a Muslim so it will definitely not work and I'm already circumcised). 👌🏾😊
Great, if you're already circumcised, she would probably think that you're a Muslim, you wouldn't have to convert :P
Hahaha oh girl. 😌 That's ass cold😥😊
😂😂😂
Hahaha 😜 😜. What's your name?
You probably never heard a name like mine, I'm from South-Eastern Europe :)
Hahaha trust me. You neither never heard my second name. 😁 My first name is George.
None.
You consider them all ugly?
Their restrictions of life are mostly ugly. Beauty is more than skin deep. If it weren't, then you wouldn't have had to add all the descriptions of ideology, now would you?
Yeah, that's true. But if you would disregard their restrictions, which one looks the most attractive in your opinion?
Strictly on looks, #4 from AMONG the choices given.
The one that smiles.
So it's Jenny? :)
What' your name?
God damnit! You don't have any Republican or Libertarian women?
*sigh
Well, I voted for Catherine. I like Wicca and Paganism and the music isn't a big deal to me. I don't like the Socialist and vegetarian part, but at least she's not forcing her believes and lifestyle on me. And I'm not a huge fan of the Abrahamic religions either. I just don't know what inverted missionary is, but I guess I'll find out.
Well, Maria is a Conservative Christian, which is a bit close to Republican, and Jenny is a Liberal, which is kinda close to Libertarian. So, you like Catherine the best, nice choice :) Inverted Missionary is just like regular Missionary but she is on top.
She s a religious fanatic And Liberalism, well... yeah, I guess they do believe a lot of the same things. But just the word "Liberal" strikes fear in me. Oooh, that sounds HOT.
Catherine is the most popular choice
Yeah, she is, no wonder you like her ;)
That's not the reason though. Why did you wink? Who is this? Do I know you?
No, you don't know me, it's just a habitual wink.
Okay. lol
I couldn't date any off them
Why not, are they too ugly for you?
Nope to start with all the religious ones in my opinion are undateable and the rest don't really match up with me
I see, and what about their appearance, which one seems to be the most attractive in your opinion?
None of them. Because No one goes to church every day unless uou work there. Religion does mean something to me, And im not vegan, nor do i plan on becoming one. I dont date atheists (pardon me) or Satanists, i am indifferent to LGBT, And no im not going to convert to Islam just for you. Paganism isn't my thing either. I dont date heavy drinkers or partiers. If a girl is feminist its more understandable but not in a first world context. Smoking is absolutely prohibited in any relationship of mine (in allergic). So for all 7 of them its a no.
Okay, all good points, but what if these 7 girls are the only girls left on Earth?
Only if they realised what was wrong with them i would consider one of them. Not trying to sound arrogant, i know there's some stuff about me that i need to change too, but yea if there was only these 7 left and all of them still had controlling characteristics i would rather keep to myself.
I get that, so which one of them sounds the least bad for you?
I dont really know. Because from your description im not attracted to any of them
I see, and what about their appearance, which one of them is the most attractive in your opinion, if you disregard their flaws and demands?
Im not picky. Any of em is fine
God, you make these women sound so appealing. Is this a representative cross-section of the average woman? 🙄🙄
Yeah, how did you guess? 😏😏
Well I can always trust a barely legal pink anonymous to make sound, rational decisions.
😂😂😂
Most of them get kicked out right away (despite any other factors) for
" expects you to confess all your sins to the priest.
"only if you become one"
" wants you to join Communist party."
"and expects you to do the same"
" expects you to convert & to be circumcised."
So I voted for Mindy.
Cool, great analysis :)
None, women are not worth it anymore.
You are converting into a gay, or asexual perhaps? 😧
I'd rather go without sex then to have to do it with women. I am looking forward to the artificial womb. We already have sex robotic companions which both would be a safer option for men.
Interesting way of thinking.
None of them. Not a full and accurate representation of all the different kinds of women.
Well, there are all sorts of women out there.