Have you ever masturbated with household objects?

[mistixs]

I've heard of women masturbating with cucumbers, electric toothbrushes, and the ends of hairbrushes. I've also heard of women masturbating by sitting on the dryer while it's running.
Meanwhile I've heard of men masturbating with toilet paper rolls. The movie American Pie depicts men masturbating with pies, but I don't know how common that is.

So have you ever masturbated with household objects? & If so, which ones?

[UncleBumbleF_K]

With a knife? Nope.

[Jamie05rhs]

I have not. Lol

[HeyMikie]

You would be surprised what can be done with a vacuum cleaner. LOL!

[Philyouup]

I don’t use house hold products. Lol

[Jackblue]

I have never used a pie, that doesn't make any sense to me.

[BrookeS]

Of course. Thats the best way

[motownplayer2000]

What have you masturbated with?

[DDpsy]

Ewwwwww

[updog45]

can't beat the hand

[COMMODOREII]

Id rather eat the pie then fuck it. I tried some stuff but it wasn't very comfortable. I found using my hand was better.

[GreenGold1992]

My sister's Barbie dolls

[red_knight]

I guess, does fruit count?

[Agem123]

No, never.

[HighHithom]

Likewise

[DanOh2018]

What I thought everyone had been banana peeling? Lol

[mrArcher]

I stuck my dick between couch cushions when I was in 9th grade. Does that count?

[NightOwl8801]

Didn't really do much of anything for me

[jss123]

No. I'm too thick for toilet paper rolls lol.. One would think that would hurt though.

[OddBeMe]

Is a pillowcase a household object?

[Clarke498]

A bit hard as a dude. Unless you're into fucking fruit, but i never got that. Not that i've tried, but i don't see it working.

[bananathunder]

yes... weirdest but best feeling was inside of banana peel