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Meanwhile I've heard of men masturbating with toilet paper rolls. The movie American Pie depicts men masturbating with pies, but I don't know how common that is.
So have you ever masturbated with household objects? & If so, which ones?
Have you ever masturbated with household objects?
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Meanwhile I've heard of men masturbating with toilet paper rolls. The movie American Pie depicts men masturbating with pies, but I don't know how common that is.
So have you ever masturbated with household objects? & If so, which ones?
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Wow I didn't include an option for not masturbating with household objects -_- if you haven't tried it, choose option #1 I guess
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What Girls & Guys Said
21 53I have never masturbated with a spoon or fork, nor any other object.
I’ve caught people mostly and the look on their faces is epic. Don’t matter you fetish but wash my dam food off when you done
Vacuum
I'm very much into spanking and being alone at the time I spanked myself on bare butt with a hair brush and masturbated at the same time till I orgasmed
yesss i used two sponges, a cup and glove to make a fleshlight. that’s before i bought a bag of toys HAHAHA
Nope
I used a row on a toliet paper
Never tried household things
Yeh a cucumber
Masterbating with a TP roll sounds painfull. I can't think of nothing I've used. I have used vegitable oil for lube.
Thats hot
Just want to add that it would be ultra sexy if my girlfriend masturbated with a cucumber in front of me.
If you can wait for the right intoxicating moment together preferably, you should slowly try to make her feel 100% comfortable and likely she will be able to open up to begin a dialogue with you about her deepest thoughts and desires and fantasies that turn her on. BUT, LISTEN PLEASE, if you can create the right ambiance AND IF she does open up to you, You best not EVER hold anything against her, BETTER not go blabbering like immature guys do, You alone best make her feel so SAFE and you will have began a beautiful sex life like you never have experienced in your life brother. Keyword is GENTLE TOUCHING CONVERSATION WITH YOUR LOVER
Do family members count as household items? Or do maintenance workers like maids?
Yes, family members can count as household items. It very common in 95 percent of families that family members masturbate each other.
I used shower head.
Vastly popular method , Hot tub jets were my ex's favorite. I don't know who gets the best thrill, her or me watching
I used my laptop’s corner once or twice.
I am a male.
When I was like 13 I used one of these and the suction wasn't too bad I must say 😂😂
A rechargeable penis pump is the ultimate weapon of choice to subdue our inner urges just speaking for myself
A few weeks after the first time I fucked a girl, the horniness was killing me so I took a banana, and peeled it a little. Then I scooped out the banana and chewed some of it and spit some of it back in. Threw it in a sock with a few rubber bands.
I use a pocket pussy now. As weird as that whole thing was, I have to admit. . . It felt pretty damm close to the real thing
Have I ever masturbated with household objects?: I tried to masturbate with household objects, but I could never get them interested. They just sat there. So I masturbated alone.
I wouldn't know what would even feel good... I think that's more or less for women not trying to be sexist