Have you ever measured your clit?

Charliefretz329 Guru

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I guess should make an informational podcast teaching how and why to properly measure 📏 😝

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Ms_Facesitter Guru
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No, I'm not that curious or insecure. Clit size questions being spammed on the daily, can you imagine the horror?
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- Charliefretz329
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  That’s exactly what I was thinking when I asked the question LOL
Jaylenn Xper 5
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yes, it's 1.89546657913213200 millimeters long and 0.435498897987987654 millimeters thick
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- Charliefretz329
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  Lmao
- Charliefretz329
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  🥵 hot 🙂

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Alessa13 Xper 5
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Never had a desire or purpose to do it, I am not even sure I could measure it myself. I think I need someone to do it for me, but back to no purpose or reason.
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- Charliefretz329
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  True enough lol
- Charliefretz329
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  Curiosity? 🤔
- Alessa13
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  I am curious in a lot of things, but that isn't one of them.
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- Charliefretz329
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  Lol 😂 it’s hilarious to think of girls doing what guys do so fervently
matchrestore Editor
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Better run to Harbor Freight quick girls.
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- Charliefretz329
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  That’s the tool!!!
- dustybiker
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  Damn. My managers coupon expired yesterday.
- Charliefretz329
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  Shucks lol
dustybiker Master
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lmao No. Thought never even crossed my mind.
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- dustybiker
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  And No. I’m not gonna. 🤓
- Charliefretz329
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  And now it has… 😏 time to break out the callipers
- Charliefretz329
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  6 seconds too late lol
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- dustybiker
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  mahahahaha
- Charliefretz329
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  Strong girls tend to have bigger ones in my experience 😈
- dustybiker
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  Good tip to be aware of. 🤓
- Charliefretz329
  1 y
  Tip, lmao 🤣
- dustybiker
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  I knew you would say that! Damn I could have earned $10.
- Charliefretz329
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  I am consistent lol
- SnowedIn
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  "the calipers" damn Charlie! Lmao
- Charliefretz329
  1 y
  Lmao callipers would be my tool of choice
- Msputiton
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  I fear this question is my fault🤣 I made a joke on a penis question about having a 1cm pp and he thought i measured mine🤣
- Charliefretz329
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  I would measure mine if I was a girl lol
- dustybiker
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  @charliefretz329 I would never have bet against that. 🙄😁 @msputiton You triggered him.. 🤪
- Charliefretz329
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  Lol 😂
- Charliefretz329
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  I have a hair trigger
- dustybiker
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  You nut. 😁
- Msputiton
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  I always trigger him🤣😭 @charliefretz329 of course you would measure yours. Guys like measure they privates
- Charliefretz329
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  Only cause you’re such a sweetheart @msputiton 😌
- Charliefretz329
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  @dustybiker nope never measured my nuts 🤔
- dustybiker
  1 y
  @charliefretz329 😁
- SnowedIn
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  @Charliefretz329 ... that's a clever dodge. Sure, maybe not the nuts but that's not the entire equipment package...
- dustybiker
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  @charliefretz329 Yeah.. I’m not buying that stance. I’m thinking everything was measured while you were down there. (Not asking for details, just calling your bluff)
- Msputiton
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  He said nuts for a reason🤣
- dustybiker
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  @Msputiton I called him a nut cause he made the “on point” pun earlier.
- Msputiton
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  🤣🤣🤣
- Charliefretz329
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  How do you even measure nuts? Weight? Sack droop? Honestly even I am at a lost 🤣
- SnowedIn
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  Get your calipers Charlie. One measurement through the long axis and another along the transverse axis.
- dustybiker
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  What? Thought you were the resident expert.. or one of them? 😏
- Charliefretz329
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  I’m better with clits… I’m the master of the clit! 😝
- dustybiker
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  Just don‘t use the fruit scale to the grocery store.
- Charliefretz329
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  @snowedin I can’t! The bastards keep moving!!! lol
- Charliefretz329
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  Too late Dusty lol
- SnowedIn
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  Charlie when you used the scale, did you use the organic code or cheat and use the cheaper regular one?
- Charliefretz329
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  Organic code? I just used the one with a basket 🧺 hanging under it…
- Charliefretz329
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  The BIG basket of course 😏 😜
- dustybiker
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  I am now bringing wet wipes to the store.
- Charliefretz329
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  Live a little Dusty 😏 what you don’t know can’t hurt
- dustybiker
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  But.. I know now. 😫
- SnowedIn
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  Brings new meaning to seedless grapes...
- Charliefretz329
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  Worse things can be found at grocery stores 😜
- dustybiker
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  Now I know why they hang them so high off the ground now. lol
- Charliefretz329
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  Yes, for tall MFers like me! 😝
- dustybiker
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  Eew. 😶
- Charliefretz329
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  😔 no love for tall guys
- SnowedIn
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  This escalated quickly...
- dustybiker
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  Points for the short guys. 😁
- SnowedIn
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  Lmao
- Charliefretz329
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  Short guys probably weighing their tongues 👅
- dustybiker
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  Ask that question. We’ll find out. 😁
- Charliefretz329
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  And my grapes 🍇 have plenty of seed Mr Snow
- Charliefretz329
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  Dusty… I’ll definitely leave that for you lol
- SnowedIn
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  I don't think I doubted that Charlie, sir. But I will now be borrowing Dusty's cleaning supplies.
- dustybiker
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  I’ve posted three questions in the past 24 jours and they deleted two of them. Neither of them broke site guidelines either. Best leave it to you. lmao
- Charliefretz329
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  Sadly, I’m out of allowable questions for the day
- dustybiker
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  @snowedin *hands you my bucket*
- SnowedIn
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  Amazing, isn't it, Dusty that Charlie can talk about clits and calipers and seeds in his grapes but you can't ask questions?
- Charliefretz329
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  What could sweet Dusty have asked that is deletable?
- Charliefretz329
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  Oh I get many many questions deleted! Lmao 🤣 I find it hilarious
- dustybiker
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  @snowedin Exactly @charliefretz329 Someones clearly targeting me. Someone with… influence.
- Charliefretz329
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  That’s bs 😡 sounds petty and childish
- SnowedIn
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  That makes me sad and mad
- dustybiker
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  Their karma.
- Charliefretz329
  1 y
  So true 🤗
- dustybiker
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  @charliefretz329 🤗🤗..
Apple1996 Master
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Mine is to tiny to even measure
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- Charliefretz329
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  Aww 🥰 sounds cute and precious! Dial callipers measure tiny things well
SnowedIn Master
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Can't wait to see the answers you get on this Charlie!
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- Charliefretz329
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  Your curiosity is similar to mine 🙂
- artsy_dragon
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  😂😂😂😂
- artsy_dragon
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  Well they aren't that big lol so no 😂
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- SnowedIn
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  @artsy_dragon... right? Lol
- Charliefretz329
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  Lol some are definitely big
- SnowedIn
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  Charlie, I think you just introduced a new kink into the lexicon! Clit measurements before intimacy!
- Charliefretz329
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  Lol, guys do it so why not girls? I’d rather talk about clit sizes that just penis size all the time 😄
- SnowedIn
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  Amen to that!
- Charliefretz329
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  🙏 yes
KittyKat90210 Xper 6
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Wow, um... nope.
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- Charliefretz329
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  Lol 😂
Paige90 Guru
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No I haven't. How does one measure it?
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- Charliefretz329
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  First play with it and get it hard and then use a ruler or maybe dial callipers. You may need a friend if it’s too tiny
- Paige90
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  Girls don't typically measure their clit
- Charliefretz329
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  Nope 😂
Msputiton Guru
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No🤣
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- Charliefretz329
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  But now you have considered it
- Msputiton
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  No i haven't
- Charliefretz329
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  🧐 😝
LovingJo Xper 7
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What is wrong with you 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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- Charliefretz329
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  A lot! 🤣
- LovingJo
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  💯 Lol
- Charliefretz329
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  Lol, I’ve learned to live well with me 😆
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- LovingJo
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  I'm glad YOU have 😂
- Charliefretz329
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  I’ll patiently wait for y’all to catch up, no worries 😉
- LovingJo
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  Lmfao 😂🤣
- Charliefretz329
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  😏 🤗
Pinkspark Xper 4
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No lol
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- Charliefretz329
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  Lol 😂 but will you now?
- Pinkspark
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  Maybe 😏
artsy_dragon Xper 7
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Don't have one so no 😂
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- Charliefretz329
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  I know, sorry sweetie. But would you though?
- artsy_dragon
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  Why would I do that lol
- Charliefretz329
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  Curiousity? Self confidence? Just a silly question
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- Charliefretz329
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  Curious to how you compare, looks
- artsy_dragon
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  Replied to the wrong one
- Charliefretz329
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  I see lol, no worries. Some are inches long though.
- Charliefretz329
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  I bet yours is pretty even without one though. No worries 🙂
BobbieBoy666 Xper 7
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No but I have measured my penis. 💞
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Anonymous
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Never did, sometimes compared with other girls when things started to change with puberty.
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- Charliefretz329
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  That’s cool though!
Anonymous
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You must be veryyyyy bored to ask such a qs
Is that even measurable
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- Charliefretz329
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  Everything is measurable lol 😂. I’m just insanely curious and in love with the female body
- dustybiker
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  There is a tool for everything.
- Charliefretz329
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  Who you calling a tool? 🤔
Anonymous
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Do you mean the tailbone of my mangina?
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- Charliefretz329
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  No … ftlog no