How do I fake an orgasm and make it look convincing?

Ok I've got a new boyfriend he's very nice, got good job n stuff but he's kinda small (roughly 5inches) he tries his best with it then on failure tries to satisfy me with oral but gets no where. I don't normally have trouble orgasming but I'm more used to normal guys around 7 inches. How can I fake my orgasms as realistically as possible to protect his dignity?
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  • You need to teach him to be a better lover. P to V is only one way to induce and orgasm, so if nothing he's doing is working, then you need to teach him. There's a billion websites that specialize in advice on teaching your SO to be better in bed without crushing their egos.

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  • So this is a troll post and in that case I would refer you to porn because lots of fake moaning and groaning happens in porn.


    Be better next time, stop trolling with your 5 vs 7 inch BS. The nerve endings in the vagina are only a few inches in and most women require clitoral stimulation anyway.

Most Helpful Girl

  • Don't fake it. Just teach him how to pleasure you. Teach him how you make yourself cum (if possible). Use sex toys. Try different positions. I will never understand why some women settle for no orgasms🙄.

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  • Don't fake it, that's even worse than saying the truth. Give him directions or take more control to show what you like. Don't fake just don't.

  • Why dont you practise tightening your vaginal muscles. Sounds like a loose pussy

    • If she needs 7 inches to feel like something "normal" is down there, it's definitely a loose pussy :D

    • @RemoErdosain exactly, girls are at fault for using dildos

  • 5 inches is the normal...

  • You don't. You can take it all you want, but we will be able to tell the difference.

  • Story of my life.. lol... Yup... Pretty hard to down size.,... I've assumed that to be true... Verified. For me I'd rather hear I don't measure up than to be cheated on...

  • practice in the mirror

  • wouldn't is just be easier to orgasm? I mean building a relationship on fake anything will come back and bite you on the a**... ;)

  • Never fake

  • Have you given him pointers? My wife uses my hair like a joystick when I’m down there.

  • Well, most normal guys are 5 inches. I think the average is 5.5 inches so 7 inches is above normal. It's actually quite obvious when you see a real orgasm and a fake one.

  • I believe by point 5 is normal 7 is considered above average anyway don't fake it

    But if you have to shake your left or right leg while moaning

  • Pm me please I'll give you advice

  • Please don't fake. Rather tell him what to do so he can really reach one. If still not possible due to whatever, say today its not wirking. Then turn around and let him have his.

    Afterwards tell him that even without an orgasm yiu enjoyed it.

  • trade in that one ! And I got ya with my nine

  • don't fake it

    it will re-enforce bad habits and you'll never cum from sex

  • you get on top, ride like you are on horse back, teach him how to eat your pussy the way you want it. if you fake anything then your whole relationship will become a lie. you fake and he will think he is doing good, how will he learn

  • dont... teach him oral... fake orgasms are obvious

  • you dont have to, guys dont care

  • Don't, teach him how to give you one. Communication is key to a healthy relationship; and this includes stuff in the bedroom.

  • 7 inches? That’s actually quite above average some pornstars only have 6-6.5! Your boyfriend is the one who’s normal with 5 inches! Also teach your boyfriend how to satisfy u otherwise you will never get what u want from sex and it’ll leave him upset and u unsatisfied!

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