How do I tell my grandparents I'm unsatisfied with my penis size?

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Citizenkirk · Accepted Answer

My first impulse to tell you that you don't, but I suspect that there's a story here to explain this question, so I'm going to play devil's advocate and speculate on why you might feel the need to tell them this and how you might go about doing it.
Older people do have more life experience more often than not, so if your grandparents were not raising the convent or by socially impaired, sexually stunted parents with more inhibitions than Bill Gates has dollars, then I'm going to guess that you would go to them for such advice, if you are in fact asking them for advice, because they grew up during the roaring twenties and either your grandma ordered a few things from bugsy Siegel himself or your grandpa perhaps bumped uglies with Bonnie before she got it on with Clyde, that you recognize them for being sexually open-minded who would not have a problem would be judgmental with you acknowledging that you actually have a libido.
That being the hypothetical situation that you're in, I wouldn't lead the question with "I'm just satisfied with my penis size" because such an imprecise statement might lead the conversation down some roads you really don't want to maybe be having a discussion with your grandparents, or anyone else, for that matter, since penis size and function has little to do with how big it is flaccid, and more to do with how much blood it can hold in it when erecting due to the sphincter muscles contracting around the base during arousal. You really don't want to be sitting there having to listen to the whole birds and bees feel from them.
If you're getting the idea that you're not big enough if that is in fact what you're concerned is comparing yourself to a horse then bear in mind that proportionately a horse's penis is quite tiny and that if he's got a four or five foot member it means he's about 6,000 lb that's exaggeration but typically a 2000 lb. horse who has a one foot penis is probably going to be on the small side proportionately.
If you tell your grandparents they're not satisfied with your size because it's too big they'll probably just accuse you of boasting and insist you show them immediately.
That's all I got, man. In my opinion, if you really want my advice, don't ask them.

AustinMan · Accepted Answer

Why in the world would you want to share that with them?

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

😂😂😂😂 omg really...
Okay so umm why would you even think of doing that 🤔
And uh what do you really expect them to do about it?
I don't think your poor grandma wants to hear about your penis

Poppykate · Accepted Answer

You don’t! Lol 😂... or you bring up this topic around the dinner table at Christmas or Thanksgiving! 👍🏼

AshleyTaylorDanny · Answer

WTF you want them to do about it. Another runner for Troll of The Week Awards

katiesmuff · Answer

Why the hell would your grandparents give a shit about your small penis!

FocusOfSuspicion · Answer

“How do I break it to my parakeet that my friend’s mom has a broken foot?”

Billie_ · Answer

sir-

Everyoneisplastic · Answer

They don't need or want to know everything in your life. I've never been unsatified in that area, but I'm sure that's a "too much info" thing for them.

AndyOh · Answer

I want to know why you would want to tell your grandparents something like that.
What business is it of thier's?
You can't blame them for something like your penis size. And if you are worried about it, you need to know that many a man with small penises have met women, married, and fathered children.

Bandit74 · Answer

You don't.

RandomLoser · Answer

Just tell them. There is no right moment.

Sweetheart666 · Answer

That’s not something you tell your grandparents...

douride2 · Answer

You don't. Keep your insecurities to yourself.

SCDivinitySoul · Answer

You don't. That's for you to deal with on your own or a s/o

TheFlak38 · Answer

Life goals.

joeldalton · Answer

I can’t imagine why you’d feel compelled to have that conversation.

KristenKT · Answer

why would you even tell them? I'd never like tell grandma I want bigger boobs. I'd just keep it to yourself

Gedaria · Answer

No , but what can they do about it...

Twalli · Answer

Why do they need to know?

In_Trance · Answer

wtaf

9Livezzz · Answer

That's an easy one. You don't tell them. Why would you even want to tell your grandparents that. That's just awkward and totally weird

Not-karen · Answer

You don’t. Wtf is wrong with you

Nayyr · Answer

By telling them

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