How Often Do You Get Laid?

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nightdrot · Accepted Answer

Honestly, I can say that my girlfriend and I have an amazing sex life - and we have three little Munckins to prove it. I am not sure if that is rare for a guy to say, but I am very happy and content and both my animal needs are being satisfied and I feel loved and accepted.

It varies a little bit of course, but on average we have sex about 4 times a week. Though with this recent quarantine panic and the extra time, even with our little squirts to take care of, it has been 5 straight nights - including last night, two mornings and one afternoon.

As a man, I need that sense of animal release. When we have sex we are reduced to our most base selves. Shorn of all pretense. I am all that I am and nothing else, giving the most elemental thing a man can give to a woman - my sperm, my seed. My girlfriend is giving herself to me, her naked body for my use and my pleasure and to bear my offspring.

Truthfully, it is very base and very primal and very instinctive. We stop being humans in a way and are just two animals breeding in a field. Doing what nature made us to do and instinct drives us to do. We are all that we are and nothing else, sharing and giving to each other.

Yet here is the funny part. It becomes the most intense intimate love. It is like the whole universe shrinks down to just the two of us. I want her and I need her and when I feel her skin against mine, and when I feel her warmth in my arms and when I feel myself inside her, the sense of connection and intimacy and a sense of sharing and love - and being loved - like I have never known.

It is animal and primal. I feel like a man, raw and bestial, and I feel a sense of physical release. (My girlfriend jokes that I am controlled by my penis.) I also feel warm and safe and love and respected and wanted.

Truth be told, and I do feel guilty saying it, but they can have quarantines as often as they like as far as I am concerned. This has been great.

Ihatesociety2000 · Accepted Answer

Get this question off my Christian Minecraft server.

Cynicaldreamer · Accepted Answer

HAHAHAHA...
I have to laugh to keep from crying.

But it's been a long time. Like REALLY long time. I only get "laid" when I'm in a relationship with someone. And since that's been over a decade now? Yeah.

DizzyDesii · Accepted Answer

Often if i allowed it. But i only have sex in longterm relationships when in love. I still get lots of offers weekly tho both online and in person

CapricornHoney · Answer

I’m in a relationship so at least twice a week.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

E . All the time :)

i1T2daty · Answer

Not nearly as much as I want

Glenn603 · Answer

I`m single so not very often at all. I`m a swinger and visit a club and i usually have to rely on going there to get laid

CalabrianClaudia · Answer

I voted C I won't be getting laid anytime soon

Dargil · Answer

Married.

0112358 · Answer

None of these apply.  not a virgin, but never.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Every day.

yann-47 · Answer

2 to 5 time a week, 3 to 4 is ideal. If I just masturbate the other partener or give her a cunni and not receive, or at the opposite just give, all that is considered as having sex.

razzmatazz11 · Answer

I'm at this girl on FB dating, she was going to meet even though we're supposed to be quarantined, that was last week and I've been getting it every day since. 💪

BobbyC65 · Answer

Never. :(  I have no female partner to get laid. So I must play with my self sexually. 💞 😍

FatherJack · Answer

Single dad ( which will = celibacy anyway ) , that is not bothered about sex anymore... thankfully , so never in my case.

JimboGB · Answer

Normally at least twice a week but I'm a virgin during lockdown lol The man has been starved, when society gets back to normal, its gonna be like pocking a lion in a cage with an electric prod then letting him loose again lol.

theCobbler · Answer

I can get " laid " almost anytime I desire, especially if I Lower my standards, which seldom happens! I'd rather be alone, as to put up with the Drama...