What would you name it and would you feel comfortable working at mine lol? (Read below)
I wouldn’t strip but I’d run a joint. I’d be like on All the Queens Men minus the drugs and killing. I’d prob call it “The Fiiight Club” and have a slogan like “Boxers only” because ain't no dudes bout to be wearing thongs in THIS mf. I want them in boxers or boxer briefs ONLY (open slit included).
I’m not really trying to degrade anyone and I want my dudes treated like Hawt Gawds so they’d only be shirtless on the main stage but butt ass naked in the private rooms. These dudes gotta have rhythm and move to the beat because some of them Magic Mike mfs were not. I want my boys to be able to step and shit like some Stomp the Yard smooth brutha Kappa League type stuff ya heard meh. Maybe a little You Got Served added in the mix 😂 The club will be diverse af so I’m hiring at least one stripper (preferably termed dancer) of every ethnicity.
And I might be the Queen Pin but I ain't fckin none of these hoes. I probably won’t even watch them dance. I’ll be too busy making sure the guests are impressed as I count money in the back.
I want a classy smoke-free joint with wine, champagne... hell maybe steak (gone call that little bit the NY “strip”) 😂. I might have some female cage dancers thrown in there too but they’d be in bikinis or lingerie. I’m not making any man or woman get naked in front of the crowd.
If anyone wants to get naked, they can do that in the private rooms. Folks gotta pay to see that shit. But we gone have some whips and chains and shit. Some might look like doms, others might look like Zorro lol. Might have to cuff people cause it ain't gone be much touching.
Bouncers will be patting down for drugs and weapons before entering the club. I won’t even say no shit like byoc (bring your own condoms) because I’m really hoping my folks won’t be bussin it down with these random ass guests. But I do want people tested weekly. #FeelFreeToList
What Girls & Guys Said
9 21I like your Club, but I would call it “The 69 Club”
Lmao nah ain't nobody gettin head in this club 🤣
Leave it to Desii to think up this 😂😂😂😂😂.
Girl you ain't easy.👍👍👍
Haha
@rudon00 @dizzydesii I would work for her 💯💃
@dizzydesii I would work for you 💯💃
@Jennz6 happy to know :)
@dizzydesii let me know
@Jennz6 I gotta support my girl Desii ❤❤ so I will apply for an accounting position.
@dizzydesii Put me in a Cage 💃
@Jennz6 😂😂😂❤❤
Yay rudon!! And jen all the women would be cage dancers that come down slowly from the sky but i’d also do the shadow board thing like gifs above
@dizzydesii you can put me in a Cage 💃
Sounds Cool 😍😍😍😍
@Jennz6 i agreed to that above lol
@Jennz6 Please keep your clothes on Jennz6😜😜😜
@dizzydesii https://imgur.com/q1An9xE
@Jennz6 lmao no we ain't doin pet cages. Only cage dancing
I know but I couldn’t find that one
@dizzydesii I always work Topless, what’s up with the bikini 👙?
@Jennz6 or lingerie. Like i said, im running a classy joint so if anyone is getting naked, the guest will pay more for a private room and you can do so there
@dizzydesii I’m okay with that too, what about BJ’s in the private room?
@Jennz6 no one is having sex or oral in my club. Idc if people collect phone numbers but have sex outside of work. The goal is to strip, dance and make people cum Without needing to fck them
I don’t wanna run a strip club because I know there’s gonna be drugs, alcohol and guns in my strip club somewhere. Your strip club seems legit
It would be legit and everyone is getting searched before they get in the door. They would have to hide drugs in their ass crack to get away with it 🤣
Haha lol
Well I think it would be awesome to run any kind of business if it's your own and I wouldn't care if it's a strip club to be honest I worked as a stripper for almost 3 years so it's not a bad business
Oh wow
Yeah I mean I had a very strict diet and I went to the gym very often so I decided to take advantage of it and save enough money for my university studies as part of it
so i can deal with a bunch of bitches and their drama? 😟 i’d rather run a laundromat 🤣
I would not want to run one. It would be a hell of a lot of work and trouble from the patrons.
Would you work at mine based off description
Maybe as a barman xD
Hey thats hot and you’d get to keep all your tips
Used to do bar work in college a bit. It was fun.
And you’re a talker. I like that