How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

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How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

I wouldn’t strip but I’d run a joint. I’d be like on All the Queens Men minus the drugs and killing. I’d prob call it “The Fiiight Club” and have a slogan like “Boxers only” because ain't no dudes bout to be wearing thongs in THIS mf. I want them in boxers or boxer briefs ONLY (open slit included).

How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?
How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

I’m not really trying to degrade anyone and I want my dudes treated like Hawt Gawds so they’d only be shirtless on the main stage but butt ass naked in the private rooms. These dudes gotta have rhythm and move to the beat because some of them Magic Mike mfs were not. I want my boys to be able to step and shit like some Stomp the Yard smooth brutha Kappa League type stuff ya heard meh. Maybe a little You Got Served added in the mix 😂 The club will be diverse af so I’m hiring at least one stripper (preferably termed dancer) of every ethnicity.

How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?
How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?
How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

And I might be the Queen Pin but I ain't fckin none of these hoes. I probably won’t even watch them dance. I’ll be too busy making sure the guests are impressed as I count money in the back.

How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?
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How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

I want a classy smoke-free joint with wine, champagne... hell maybe steak (gone call that little bit the NY “strip”) 😂. I might have some female cage dancers thrown in there too but they’d be in bikinis or lingerie. I’m not making any man or woman get naked in front of the crowd.

How would you feel about running a strip club? Does mine sound decent?

If anyone wants to get naked, they can do that in the private rooms. Folks gotta pay to see that shit. But we gone have some whips and chains and shit. Some might look like doms, others might look like Zorro lol. Might have to cuff people cause it ain't gone be much touching.

Bouncers will be patting down for drugs and weapons before entering the club. I won’t even say no shit like byoc (bring your own condoms) because I’m really hoping my folks won’t be bussin it down with these random ass guests. But I do want people tested weekly. #FeelFreeToList

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I’m glad everyones making light of it. As for one person below, that is so immature to remove all my responses to your post just because i didn't initially get the joking/sarcasm. You are throwing a tantrum for no reason when we were both laughing about it. I’m here to entertain and be entertained so please do not kill the vibe. And no i won’t remove your opinion although you removed mine.
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Since it is the fight club and one of the slogans is “boxers only” another would be “The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: YOU DO NOT. TALK. ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!” 🤣 And another slogan would be “Beat Da d-ck up!” Or “Beat da P—y up” 😂 And like someone else mentioned, we should play Michael Jackson “Beat It” when you walk through the door 😂
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  • I like your Club, but I would call it “The 69 Club”

    • Lmao nah ain't nobody gettin head in this club 🤣

  • Leave it to Desii to think up this 😂😂😂😂😂.

    Girl you ain't easy.👍👍👍

    • Haha

    • @rudon00 @dizzydesii I would work for her 💯💃

    • @dizzydesii I would work for you 💯💃

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  • I don’t wanna run a strip club because I know there’s gonna be drugs, alcohol and guns in my strip club somewhere. Your strip club seems legit

    • It would be legit and everyone is getting searched before they get in the door. They would have to hide drugs in their ass crack to get away with it 🤣

    • Haha lol

  • Well I think it would be awesome to run any kind of business if it's your own and I wouldn't care if it's a strip club to be honest I worked as a stripper for almost 3 years so it's not a bad business

    • Oh wow

    • Yeah I mean I had a very strict diet and I went to the gym very often so I decided to take advantage of it and save enough money for my university studies as part of it

  • so i can deal with a bunch of bitches and their drama? 😟 i’d rather run a laundromat 🤣

  • I would not want to run one. It would be a hell of a lot of work and trouble from the patrons.

    • Would you work at mine based off description

    • Maybe as a barman xD

    • Hey thats hot and you’d get to keep all your tips

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