How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?
DizzyDesiiEditor
I was on some next level dumb shit yo. He was like “i dont have a condom, lets use this foot stocking and i’ll stick my dick in it.” I said “wont that slip off?” He said “i’ll tie this rubberband around my dick.” I said, “doesnt this stocking have littles holes.” He said, “its not big enough for cum to seep through.” Good Lord I don't know how i made it out without getting pregnant 😂💀🤣 That mf slid on the stocking and tied a rubberband around his dick 3 whole times. He got one thrust in and screamed “shit its choking me. I can't wear this” 🤣💀😭 #FeelFreeToList #MeetDumbAndDumber
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This was like some homemade cockring shit but he tied the rubberband under the tip of the dick rather than closer to his balls 😂 And no a mf was not on birth control. Just straight dumb i tell ya 🤣💀🙈😭 We was slower than this man pics.me.me/...ad-sex-at-night-because-52796762.png
so many things wrong in that scenario. only way i would think about agreeing to something along those lines would be for some sort of particular kink/s and still would not include the rubberband.
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DizzyDesii
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Lol i understand
Andres77Master
+1 y
We're you high?😳😳😳
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
He probably was but i dont smoke or drink
Andres77
+1 y
Was this real though? It sounds like something out of a dream that makes you smile when you wake up because it's so bizarre.
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Why would i smile about being fcked with a stocking? It was real. It happened at 15. My 3rd time having sex with the guy who took my virginity 🤦♀️
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Andres77
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I'm just saying that it sounded so bizarre that it's like weird dreams that I've had. Weird dreams make me happy that that crazy shyt didn't actually happen. If that really happened then no, it's not something to smile about. I'm just glad you're ok now because that guy doesn't sound like he cared about anything but getting some. I'm just glad you're ok.
DizzyDesii
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he's done worse. Believe me the other stories will follow 😂 the shit he put me through at ages 15 and 16 can't be forgotten
Andres77
+1 y
Wow... sorry kiddo. No one deserves that shyt.
DizzyDesii
+1 y
I got so used to it that i eventually learned to enjoy the misadventures of Dez and Desi. He had truly ruined me for a good while
Andres77
+1 y
You seem solid and wise now, that shyt will never happen again, not to you nor your kids. I'm glad you let it help you be stronger and not be a victim. Proud of you.
DizzyDesii
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Thank you. But i mean like what happened to me is why im slick obsessed with doing it in public places. He always made us do it somewhere in the open so thats about all i care for now 🤣
Andres77
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Now you have a choice and you're aware of limits... now it's fun. I get that. @loves2learn posted something about her theory on how some kinks develop. For me it was spot on. Bottom line, now YOU are in charge and you're a force to be reckoned with and no longer taken advantage of. 👍👍👍
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Haha i agree 🙌
FinalFantasyBroYoda
+1 y
I don't know how putting a stocking on my dick would keep me protected?
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DizzyDesii
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Thats the point lol
Riddler1412Yoda
+1 y
That's like using a colander to carry water.
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DizzyDesii
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😂😂😂🙈
MysticDeviceGuru
+1 y
Wait what? I... is.. did this actually happen? I'm confused lol
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Sadly 😂😭
MysticDevice
+1 y
Oh my god
CubusYoda
+1 y
That's weird.
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DizzyDesii
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It was
Mark987Yoda
+1 y
Lol I have never done that... she is on BC.. and I use condom... a lot of times we don't but I use the pull out method
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
I wasn't on BC and still dont believe in it
Mark987
+1 y
To each there own right? but I would use a condom over a stocking lol
DizzyDesii
+1 y
I’d prefer raw over either
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Mark987
+1 y
100% so would I... but out of the two I am taking condom all day.. I hate all types of that stuff
lucas262Yoda
+1 y
I'd say he'll nawl.
I'm not the type but if I was id be flushing my shit every time. Ain't no one sperm jacking me.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmao
Jamie05rhsMaster
+1 y
Smh. Girl, sometimes I wonder about you.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lol im not as slow as i was as a teen 🤣 I still have moments tho
Jamie05rhs
+1 y
Okay lol
Jay3344Xper 7
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Lol, that’s gross
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DizzyDesii
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Yepp
KkoalalitaXper 7
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I would start bursting out laughing
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bannacookiesGuru
+1 y
Weird. Weird, Weird, Weird, Weird.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Yea it happens
WiredoneGuru
+1 y
Please tell me this is a joke. You got bored so you made this up right?
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
we were 15…
Wiredone
+1 y
I'm surprised you didn't get pregnant. The friction must have been uncomfortable for you
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Nah i was super wet. I felt nothing.
TheBigGuy9Yoda
+1 y
One time I didn’t have the condoms I use, so I was given some cheap generic brand. Good thing I didn’t cum. About halfway through I pulled out and looked down below and the only thing left was the band around my dick. Never again. Never again.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i bet it was a lifestyle condom
TheBigGuy9
+1 y
Maybe I don’t know. I can only use one size. That’s the main problem
ChiPaPaGuru
+1 y
Assuming I ever have a partner, I'd call her a dumbass.
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But why though?
Idkk
so many things wrong in that scenario. only way i would think about agreeing to something along those lines would be for some sort of particular kink/s and still would not include the rubberband.
Lol i understand
We're you high?😳😳😳
He probably was but i dont smoke or drink
Was this real though? It sounds like something out of a dream that makes you smile when you wake up because it's so bizarre.
Why would i smile about being fcked with a stocking? It was real. It happened at 15. My 3rd time having sex with the guy who took my virginity 🤦♀️
I'm just saying that it sounded so bizarre that it's like weird dreams that I've had. Weird dreams make me happy that that crazy shyt didn't actually happen. If that really happened then no, it's not something to smile about. I'm just glad you're ok now because that guy doesn't sound like he cared about anything but getting some. I'm just glad you're ok.
he's done worse. Believe me the other stories will follow 😂 the shit he put me through at ages 15 and 16 can't be forgotten
Wow... sorry kiddo. No one deserves that shyt.
I got so used to it that i eventually learned to enjoy the misadventures of Dez and Desi. He had truly ruined me for a good while
You seem solid and wise now, that shyt will never happen again, not to you nor your kids. I'm glad you let it help you be stronger and not be a victim. Proud of you.
Thank you. But i mean like what happened to me is why im slick obsessed with doing it in public places. He always made us do it somewhere in the open so thats about all i care for now 🤣
Now you have a choice and you're aware of limits... now it's fun. I get that. @loves2learn posted something about her theory on how some kinks develop. For me it was spot on. Bottom line, now YOU are in charge and you're a force to be reckoned with and no longer taken advantage of. 👍👍👍
Haha i agree 🙌
I don't know how putting a stocking on my dick would keep me protected?
Thats the point lol
That's like using a colander to carry water.
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Wait what? I... is.. did this actually happen? I'm confused lol
Sadly 😂😭
Oh my god
That's weird.
It was
Lol I have never done that... she is on BC.. and I use condom... a lot of times we don't but I use the pull out method
I wasn't on BC and still dont believe in it
To each there own right? but I would use a condom over a stocking lol
I’d prefer raw over either
100% so would I... but out of the two I am taking condom all day.. I hate all types of that stuff
I'd say he'll nawl.
I'm not the type but if I was id be flushing my shit every time. Ain't no one sperm jacking me.
Lmao
Smh. Girl, sometimes I wonder about you.
Lol im not as slow as i was as a teen 🤣 I still have moments tho
Okay lol
Lol, that’s gross
Yepp
I would start bursting out laughing
Weird.
Weird, Weird, Weird, Weird.
Yea it happens
Please tell me this is a joke. You got bored so you made this up right?
we were 15…
I'm surprised you didn't get pregnant. The friction must have been uncomfortable for you
Nah i was super wet. I felt nothing.
One time I didn’t have the condoms I use, so I was given some cheap generic brand. Good thing I didn’t cum. About halfway through I pulled out and looked down below and the only thing left was the band around my dick. Never again. Never again.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i bet it was a lifestyle condom
Maybe I don’t know. I can only use one size. That’s the main problem
Assuming I ever have a partner, I'd call her a dumbass.
Yea we were
I'd kick him out
I shouldve 🤣
Lol.
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Raw is the only way to go
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