How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?

I was on some next level dumb shit yo. He was like “i dont have a condom, lets use this foot stocking and i’ll stick my dick in it.” I said “wont that slip off?” He said “i’ll tie this rubberband around my dick.” I said, “doesnt this stocking have littles holes.” He said, “its not big enough for cum to seep through.” Good Lord I don't know how i made it out without getting pregnant 😂💀🤣 That mf slid on the stocking and tied a rubberband around his dick 3 whole times. He got one thrust in and screamed “shit its choking me. I can't wear this” 🤣💀😭
How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?
How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?
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This was like some homemade cockring shit but he tied the rubberband under the tip of the dick rather than closer to his balls 😂 And no a mf was not on birth control. Just straight dumb i tell ya 🤣💀🙈😭 We was slower than this man
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Whats worse is someone reminded me that I don't know where tf the stocking even came from 🙈 We snuck onto this newly constructed property and fcked in front of their fireplace. I dont know where he found that payless stocking 😭
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  • I'd joke that a stocking wasn't large enough.

    Other dark thoughts...
    If you tie it round her neck, you only need to dispose of the body... no chance of pregnancy.
    It's a great contraceptive, if she takes it off her head, her face makes me soft.

    • 💀💀

  • I'm done💀🤣🤣🤣

    • 😂😂🤣🙈

  • so many things wrong in that scenario. only way i would think about agreeing to something along those lines would be for some sort of particular kink/s and still would not include the rubberband.

    • Lol i understand

  • We're you high?😳😳😳

    • He probably was but i dont smoke or drink

    • Was this real though? It sounds like something out of a dream that makes you smile when you wake up because it's so bizarre.

    • Why would i smile about being fcked with a stocking? It was real. It happened at 15. My 3rd time having sex with the guy who took my virginity 🤦‍♀️

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  • I don't know how putting a stocking on my dick would keep me protected?

    • Thats the point lol

  • That's like using a colander to carry water.

    • 😂😂😂🙈

  • Wait what? I... is.. did this actually happen? I'm confused lol

    • Sadly 😂😭

    • Oh my god

  • That's weird.

    • It was

  • Lol I have never done that... she is on BC.. and I use condom... a lot of times we don't but I use the pull out method

    • I wasn't on BC and still dont believe in it

    • To each there own right? but I would use a condom over a stocking lol

    • I’d prefer raw over either

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  • I'd say he'll nawl.

    I'm not the type but if I was id be flushing my shit every time. Ain't no one sperm jacking me.

    • Lmao

  • Smh. Girl, sometimes I wonder about you.

    • Lol im not as slow as i was as a teen 🤣 I still have moments tho

    • Okay lol

  • Lol, that’s gross

    • Yepp

  • I would start bursting out laughing

  • Please tell me this is a joke. You got bored so you made this up right?

    • we were 15…

    • I'm surprised you didn't get pregnant. The friction must have been uncomfortable for you

    • Nah i was super wet. I felt nothing.

  • Weird.
    Weird, Weird, Weird, Weird.

    • Yea it happens

  • One time I didn’t have the condoms I use, so I was given some cheap generic brand. Good thing I didn’t cum. About halfway through I pulled out and looked down below and the only thing left was the band around my dick. Never again. Never again.

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i bet it was a lifestyle condom

    • Maybe I don’t know. I can only use one size. That’s the main problem

  • Assuming I ever have a partner, I'd call her a dumbass.

    • Yea we were

  • I'd kick him out

    • I shouldve 🤣

  • Lol.

    • 🙈🙈🙈

  • Raw is the only way to go

    • Yummy

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