How would you react if your partner suggested using a stocking in place of a condom?
DizzyDesiiEditor
I was on some next level dumb shit yo. He was like “i dont have a condom, lets use this foot stocking and i’ll stick my dick in it.” I said “wont that slip off?” He said “i’ll tie this rubberband around my dick.” I said, “doesnt this stocking have littles holes.” He said, “its not big enough for cum to seep through.” Good Lord I don't know how i made it out without getting pregnant 😂💀🤣 That mf slid on the stocking and tied a rubberband around his dick 3 whole times. He got one thrust in and screamed “shit its choking me. I can't wear this” 🤣💀😭 #FeelFreeToList #MeetDumbAndDumber
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+1 y
This was like some homemade cockring shit but he tied the rubberband under the tip of the dick rather than closer to his balls 😂 And no a mf was not on birth control. Just straight dumb i tell ya 🤣💀🙈😭 We was slower than this man pics.me.me/...ad-sex-at-night-because-52796762.png
That whole scene belongs in an American Pie movie 😂
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmao probably 😭
cookiecrusherXper 6
+1 y
I guess horniness makes us do crazy things😅
Would be more productive to just stick it up the butt though 🤔
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
I wasn't horny at the time but im wet regardless. And i dont do anal
cookiecrusher
+1 y
Well one of you had to be horny to come up with such a plan. Anyway, fun memory now i suppose 😅
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Him as usual lmao
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cookiecrusher
+1 y
I'm sure you're a stunning woman, so can't really blame him for being overly excited.
NigjtYoda
+1 y
WOW he is crazy for real. God Bless
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Yea he was
Nigjt
+1 y
I mean no Woman wants something like that inside of her for teal I'm a Man an I know that much OMG
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Well we were 15 lol so he was no man yet
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Nigjt
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Are u still with one another? To this day
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Heeeeeell nawl 🤣
Nigjt
+1 y
OMG I do apologize I really didn't mean to ask the wrong question. I hope ur not to upset at me for asking? God Bless
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Im not mad at all. Im blessed to be away from him
Nigjt
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I do say so my self. God Bless
whosnumber1Xper 7
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umm... Dizzy you let this guy put his dick in you?
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
whosnumber1
+1 y
well I was so horny once for this girl on a one night stand I contemplated trying to stretch a rubber glove over dick.
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Thats smart compared to what we did lmao
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whosnumber1
+1 y
you'd have been better off just pulling out!
DizzyDesii
+1 y
We always did that too after that day 😂
whosnumber1
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and didn't the stocking chaff?
DizzyDesii
+1 y
I was super wet so i felt nothing. And he didn't wear it long enough for it to affect him aside from the rubberband choking him
whosnumber1
+1 y
oh Dizzy, you lost me at super wet!
DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂😂😂.
Nick473Xper 6
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Hahah thats funny. Iv heard of a guy using a sock when i was in highschool. Very bad idea lol
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Daaaamn so we werent the only dummies 💀🙈
Nick473
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I didn't know a sock was allowed in there I imagine it doesn’t feel to good lol
DizzyDesii
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I was so wet i didn't feel pain
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Nick473
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Oh wow hot. Must have soaked through
PeenshakeXper 3
+1 y
Looks comfy
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Nobody but you 🤦♀️
Peenshake
+1 y
I'd like to get my dick choked. Maybe not as much. We just have balance to the tension of the grip a bit.
JerreMaster
+1 y
Never, ever would I wear that. Unsanitary on my cock and in her pussy.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
we werent thinking at the time
boxxie2002Xper 5
+1 y
I think I would pop the stocking over their head and go find something else to do
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
🤣🤣
bananathunderGuru
+1 y
that shit makes no sense... how could that feel good for either of you? I'd rather just beat my dick or risk it on pulling out :P
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂😂😂 we started using pullout method shortly after
bananathunder
+1 y
thank baby Jesus!
MehzmehExplorer
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I would laugh. And say never!!!
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂💀😂
Mehzmeh
+1 y
I have never even heard of that shit. lol
DizzyDesii
+1 y
We were so fckin dumb at 15 🤦♀️
imfreeze95Xper 7
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I don’t know how I would respond
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Relux47Xper 6
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I’d be wondering what in the world is she doing with a stocking lol
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Hell yea i dont even know where he got that sit now that i think about it 😭😭😭
Notfabricated11Xper 3
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y'all are bugged out. There's no way I was going to do that. I would've just got you soaking wet and just pulled it out. You would kept feeling me until you said " just stick the tip in" 😁. y'all were very creative in that situation tho. But I'm not wrapping no rubber bands around nothing. Got me fd up. Why so my dick could swell up due to massive blood pressure. If anything we going anal and lord knows I hate that shitty situation.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂😂😂 i dont do anal and we did start going raw the next time after that 🤦♀️
Notfabricated11
+1 y
Ahhh so you started having some fun ay. Lol I like you 😉
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Fun? Nah we was nust dumb af lmao
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Notfabricated11
+1 y
Lmao
B4852Yoda
+1 y
Sounds painful.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Nah i was super wet
JouthExplorer
+1 y
I would facepalm into another dimension
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
I shouldve 🤦♀️
townhouseXper 5
+1 y
no ethical point in useing a stocking instead of a rubber
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Texas_guyXper 5
+1 y
I think that sounds gross
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
It was dumb i admit
Anonymous
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A stocking? You’d be better of just pulling out.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Yea it was a one time thing
Anonymous
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he's a fucking moron no way you're going to fit a stocking in your hoochie unless you have a giant gap sized hole between your legs and your pussy can stretch that much
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DizzyDesii
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It was a foot stocking. The small ones that dont even cover the entire foot from the shoe store. And he tied it down with a rubberband
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13 54That whole scene belongs in an American Pie movie 😂
Lmao probably 😭
I guess horniness makes us do crazy things😅
Would be more productive to just stick it up the butt though 🤔
I wasn't horny at the time but im wet regardless. And i dont do anal
Well one of you had to be horny to come up with such a plan. Anyway, fun memory now i suppose 😅
Him as usual lmao
I'm sure you're a stunning woman, so can't really blame him for being overly excited.
WOW he is crazy for real.
God Bless
Yea he was
I mean no Woman wants something like that inside of her for teal I'm a Man an I know that much OMG
Well we were 15 lol so he was no man yet
Are u still with one another? To this day
Heeeeeell nawl 🤣
OMG I do apologize I really didn't mean to ask the wrong question. I hope ur not to upset at me for asking? God Bless
Im not mad at all. Im blessed to be away from him
I do say so my self. God Bless
umm... Dizzy you let this guy put his dick in you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
well I was so horny once for this girl on a one night stand I contemplated trying to stretch a rubber glove over dick.
Thats smart compared to what we did lmao
you'd have been better off just pulling out!
We always did that too after that day 😂
and didn't the stocking chaff?
I was super wet so i felt nothing. And he didn't wear it long enough for it to affect him aside from the rubberband choking him
oh Dizzy, you lost me at super wet!
😂😂😂.
Hahah thats funny. Iv heard of a guy using a sock when i was in highschool. Very bad idea lol
Daaaamn so we werent the only dummies 💀🙈
I didn't know a sock was allowed in there I imagine it doesn’t feel to good lol
I was so wet i didn't feel pain
Oh wow hot. Must have soaked through
Looks comfy
Nobody but you 🤦♀️
I'd like to get my dick choked. Maybe not as much. We just have balance to the tension of the grip a bit.
Never, ever would I wear that. Unsanitary on my cock and in her pussy.
we werent thinking at the time
I think I would pop the stocking over their head and go find something else to do
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that shit makes no sense... how could that feel good for either of you? I'd rather just beat my dick or risk it on pulling out :P
😂😂😂 we started using pullout method shortly after
thank baby Jesus!
I would laugh. And say never!!!
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I have never even heard of that shit. lol
We were so fckin dumb at 15 🤦♀️
I don’t know how I would respond
I’d be wondering what in the world is she doing with a stocking lol
Hell yea i dont even know where he got that sit now that i think about it 😭😭😭
y'all are bugged out. There's no way I was going to do that. I would've just got you soaking wet and just pulled it out. You would kept feeling me until you said " just stick the tip in" 😁. y'all were very creative in that situation tho. But I'm not wrapping no rubber bands around nothing. Got me fd up. Why so my dick could swell up due to massive blood pressure. If anything we going anal and lord knows I hate that shitty situation.
😂😂😂 i dont do anal and we did start going raw the next time after that 🤦♀️
Ahhh so you started having some fun ay. Lol I like you 😉
Fun? Nah we was nust dumb af lmao
Lmao
Sounds painful.
Nah i was super wet
I would facepalm into another dimension
I shouldve 🤦♀️
no ethical point in useing a stocking instead of a rubber
I think that sounds gross
It was dumb i admit
A stocking? You’d be better of just pulling out.
Yea it was a one time thing
he's a fucking moron no way you're going to fit a stocking in your hoochie unless you have a giant gap sized hole between your legs and your pussy can stretch that much
It was a foot stocking. The small ones that dont even cover the entire foot from the shoe store. And he tied it down with a rubberband
that is fucking weird
Ahahahaha no.
Loll