I'm bored... should I get pregnant?

[LilElph]

[NickiB1]

I don't think you have a choice.

[LilElph]

You're right🤔🤔 do what you're saying is that I should pop my 🍒. I should take the 🛫 to go get some 🍆. No protection, not even the 💊. Maybe I'll try 🐶.

[LilElph]

So* I mean

[NickiB1]

... umm... no I mean you say the word pregnant you pregnant. But I am so telling mom what you just said

[LilElph]

Oooooh I see 🤔🤭🤭 Nooooo please she'll beat me

[NickiB1]

I think she needs to beat some of that thot out of your virgin ass. Now I'm wondering can a virgin even be a thot? IG if they a head monsta.

[LilElph]

😭😭😂😂😂 Omg I wanna be a head monster

[NickiB1]

Mom!!!

[LilElph]

Wait nooo 😭😭

[NickiB1]

too late she said she gonna smack you so hard she gonna knock you into next week while knocking the black off you. Then make you get a ziploc bag and put the black in it.

[LilElph]

I'm sorry mama!! 😭😭 @NickiB1 you snitch 😡

[NickiB1]

Mom!!! She called me a snitch!!!

[LilElph]

Nooo I meant B... um... no... itch?

[NickiB1]

😲😯😮☹Oooh Dad!!!

[LilElph]

Oh no please 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

[NickiB1]

ooh dicknuts. nom nom nom. so many🤤🤤 still telling

[LilElph]

Wait I'll be good 😇

[NickiB1]

oooh no. he's gonna hear about it all. from the thotoolery to the head monsta. to calling me the b word. it was nice knowing you😓 Can I have your room?

[beebella]

Sure, sounds fun.

[LilElph]

Yay! Can you put a baby in me?🤔

[beebella]

Alrighty. 🍆💦💦

[LilElph]

Omg yes!!😍

[NickiB1]

@beebella Go to your room right now young lady

[NickiB1]

@lilelph I can't believe you asked your niece to impregnate.

[beebella]

@NickiB1 It was just a joke, mom. 😭

[LilElph]

@NickiB1 I'm a terrible aunt 🤔 😭😭

[NickiB1]

@beebella I do not allow jokes under my roof. @LilElph I'm gonna do something too you. i just don't know what it is yet. But it's going to be super scary and might involve a creepy pervy lobster

[LilElph]

@NickiB1 nooooo 😭😭😭

[NickiB1]

okay. I'll get that creepy guy who thinks the gremlins who live in your vagina are sexy.

[PrudentGuy]

I must be living in the 2000. I didn't know getting pregnant is 2020s new past time. Thanks for the info. And happy impregnation. 🤩🤩🤩

[ThePrimeDirective]

Just get a dog like everyone else!

[Blair1994]

Well if you do you won't be bored for 18yrs i guess

[DizzyDesii]

Well this is new. I want to get pregnant but not because im bored. Im hardly ever bored

[LilElph]

Lol. I wasn't really that bored

[jakerson181]

Yes. The world needs more people like you breeding.

[LilElph]

😂😂

[LilElph]

I agree

[katiesmuff]

Sounds like the perfect thing to do! LOL

[Apple1996]

I've been feeling the same way

[Secret6620]

LMBO 🤭✌️💟

[BuckWild]

I highly recommend that you get a sperm infection. You'll never be bored again.

[Poppymarie]

Noooooooooo!!!

[zoeadams3]

Sounds like me when I was 17.

[AndyOh]

Seriously? NO.
Find other things to do to keep your mind occupied.
Besides, after you get pregnant, then what... you sit down, rest a lot, and get bored again.
Having a kid is a big deal and requires a lot of thought about how your life will change after you have that kid. You won't be bored then; you will be taking care of that kid!

[Lyndsielee666]

Getting pregnant out of boredom is not the right answer

[R_ūshī]

Lmao 😂😂😂
Try alcohol tho. It's better u. u

[Latino202p]

Hahaha that's funny.. out of all the things on this planet you don't know what to do.. think of what u like doing and makes u excited.. travelling.. or outdoors etc.. make plans with your time to explore life

[Mickey9999]

That’s a negative. Completely wrong reason 🤦🏽‍♀️

[eninning]

Me too do you want any help? Lol

[Agape93]

Totally

[LilElph]

I agree 🤔

[ZELLxoxo]

Yeah thats a great idea 🙄

[Playero_Culebra]

Well it's 2020 so you might as well start another disaster

[LilElph]

😂😂